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Uncle, "Some of those poor countries soldiers don't stay in barracks, they stay in coops with chickens and use chicken pellet guns." Niece, "No, I think they just create fake missile silos with blow ups and make tankers aircraft carriers by adding fake guns made of junk car doors and factory pipes."

Niece, "I guess this is supposed to be a horror film." Nephew, "Seems more like a funeral home service we had for Great-Grandma." Uncle, "ZZzz..."

Uncle, "I always wondered how they got all the money to create the death star, I mean the thing is HUGE." Nephew, "They just did a StarStarter Campaign and offered people t-shirts for every $1,000 they contributed signed by the Emperor."

Nephew, "These guys are in a hurry to fight in a fury!" Uncle, "Why does that guy have to wear the uncomfortable looking suit when he's fighting? I wonder how many times they had to do a retake cause the pants tore down the middle."

Crime Drama movie.

Uncle, "Teeth for eating grass, though. I don't get it."

Niece, "Medieval Zombie War movie? Really?" Uncle, "I've been waiting for them to come out with a zombie movie like this!" Nephew, "Yeah, a real head crusher."

Uncle, "I got lost in the jungle halfway through this one."

Niece, "Don't karate chop the lamp off accidentally again, Uncle." Crash! Uncle, "Opps! I kicked it off by accident. I guess I'm my own ninja."

"So what's this outfit all about? Oh wait, its a movie not an advertisement." Uncle.

Uncle, "How dark is a dark soul?" Niece, "Now you're getting all philosophical on us."

Uncle, "I guess this isn't a happy experiment, nor one to cure." Niece, "Definitely not a candy experiment."

Uncle, "WW2 movie that pushed me off the precipice." Nephew, "Uncle, you've been off the precipice for years."