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Uncle said, "NO NO NO! How could they destroy his wonderful table?" Niece replied, "It's just a show, Uncle."

UNCLE SAID, "I must watch more of these movies to practice my martial arts...I will be a master in no time!" Niece shakes her head, "Please just don't hurt yourself or break...(CRASH!) ...anything." Uncle said, "Sorry cat! I didn't mean to kick the cup toward you!"

Uncle said, "I gotta get to Chinese lucky number 8, one more to go!"

Uncle Said, "I reached 8 Chinese cartoons! Thank you very much everyone, I couldn't have reached this lucky number with you." Nephew replied, "Who are you talking to, Uncle?" Uncle said, "To my crowd of many supporters...you."

Uncle said, "oh cringe, I don't know if I can watch this surgery part, reminds me of a chainsaw horror movie. No, no, no, don't do it ...doctor...don't! Spare me! Oh what, I feel asleep and had horrible surgery nightmare."

Boogy Woogy Japanese style!

UNCLE SAID- Hindi movie...I was watching not knowing what they were saying but it went well with my curry!

"THE CRUSADERS DIDN'T GO TO FIGHT MUSLIMS, THEY WENT TO FIGHT DRAGONS! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! THE TRUTH HAS BEEN FINALLY REVEALED! " SAID UNCLE. NIECE SHAKES HER HEAD...UNCLE HAS BEEN WATCHING TOO MANY CONSPIRACY FLICKS ON YOUTUBE THIS WEEK.

"I WENT THERE BEFORE, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED MY JUMP SPINNING 560 DEGREE ULTRA GRAND MASTER KICK!" SAID UNCLE. NIECE REPLIED, "YEAH RIGHT, UNCLE." UNCLE JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND THROWS HIS FOOT ABOVE HIS HEAD. HE LANDS ON THE CARPET FLOOR WITH A THUD. HE LIES UNCONSCIOUS. NIECE RUSHES TO THE PHONE, "911! MY UNCLE JUST EPIC FAILED TRYING TO DO A JUMP SPINNING 560 DEGREE ULTRA GRAND MASTER KICK!! PLEASE COME QUICK TO..."

NEPHEW SAID, "UNCLE, DON'T TRY JUMPING OFF THE TRAMPOLINE TO DO THE SUPER HIGH KICK~! YOU'LL... OH TOO LATE."

UNCLE SAID, "YEAH, SOMETHING HAPPENED LIKE THIS BEFORE, I HEARD IT FROM MY COUSIN WHO HEARD IT FROM HIS STEP BROTHER'S COUSIN'S MOM'S GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND'S HAIRDRESSER'S EMPLOYER'S MOM'S DOCTOR'S DENTIST'S UNCLE'S BABY'S DAD." NEPHEW REPLIED, "OH, SO FROM HIS DAD."

UNCLE, WHY ARE YOU SHAKING SO MUCH? IT'S JUST ANOTHER BIG MONSTER DESTROYING A CITY. WHAT? YOU SAY YOU DISCOVERED HOW YOUR FAVORITE APARTMENT WAS BLOWN UP BY THE CREATION OF THIS MOVIE?

FRANCAIS VERSION FILM

SCI-FI THRILLER FILM

1980S AMERICAN KUNG-FU WAR MOVIE.