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A homeless coward wants to give up very quickly, and take his wife with him.

A very hairy scary break down of a relationship.

Shows revolving around a random bar with its losers. This is a good lesson of what not to be like.

Uncle said, "Let's level up! Wait, this isn't Power Rangers or a super hero movie?" Niece replied, "Nope, but it has action in it."

Film in Portuguese. Two neighbor women gossip.

These cops don't need guns, they got fists of kung-fu iron!

Entourage of short films with a "Nightmare" feel to them.

"I thought this was my old Ghostbusters cartoon but its audio redone."

A psycho chick kills to get a boyfriend.

Uncle said, "Scary movie...scary from its B-ness!"

Are they really that wonderful?

The shady dealings of a street are revealed.

Modern Silent film of nature.

A couple on the verge of divorce find themselves arguing before destruction comes to their city.

A military-serving mother becomes distant from her family after her husband divorces her.

It's a surprise, find out what it is.

OWW! I pulled my muscle doing that kick.

Older sci-fi Anime my uncle used to watch. I found it in his secret stash.

Uncle said, "Yes, I'm called Greengo by my good pals down the street cause I love to go all over the place with my faded green sweater in the winter time. So they say "Greengo! Greengo!" because they just love my green sweater, and maybe because I have such a green garden when something actually grows. So yes, I am a Greengo."

Uncle said, "Look nephew, I found lessons on our native ancestor's language." Nephew replied, "Buru ...what? Where is this even located?" Uncle replied, "It comes from Saint Helena Island." Nephew types on phone, "It says here the British were the first to settle it." Uncle said, "That can't be right, we most certainly speak Buru Sasparilla Key." Nephew replied, "No, we're speaking English right now. Our ancestors spoke..." Uncle said, "I see, our ancestors spoke Bury shashy coy." Nephew said, "You mean Borosha...how do you pronounce this?" Uncle said, "It is Boar you shakey." Nephew typying of phone, "It looks like it is the ancestral language of Pakistan and North India before the Indo-Aryans forced the people to speak their languages." Uncle said, "So, it is the language of the Chipsy? I know, just know we are Chipsies." Nephew said, "You mean the derogatory term "Gypsy" for the Romani people? Ugh, I'm just human. That's good enough for me." Uncle said, "Ja amagramt..."