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"Comedian" Kathy Griffin is so desperate, that she has to beg people to go to her "comedy" shows. Here is a reenactment. Translation below: "And yet, I have COVID, and I'm heartbroken, 'cause I'm getting divorced. So, here's what I'm here to talk to you about. It's all about the tour, man. Just freaking get me to opening night in Des Moines. And Omaha is not selling well. Omaha, first of all, there's not enough people there! OK. So I'm playing Omaha, Nebraska in February, so I need comedy fans to come out and see me" (Kathy Griffin).

Biden recently did a photo op with a group of construction workers, but of course, couldn't get through it without a gaffe. Transcript: Recently, Biden went to a construction site for a photo op with some construction workers. For the photo op, he put on a hard hate. What was the problem? Look at me. For the photo, he put on the hard hat backward. The photo proves it. See? This is for tightening and loosening. Really! Biden put on a hard hat backward for a photo op. that's our President. He's so smart!

Climate czar John Kerry wasn't happy about getting confronted on his hypocrisy. Here is a reenactment. Translation: Recently, America's climate czar, John Kerry, went to a climate change conference. There, a reporter asked him a question. Reporter: "What's the carbon footprint of these events every year that you come here?" John Kerry: "That's a stupid question." John Kerry's answer was essentially, "Rules for thee, not for me."

If you are not familiar with Washington Post propagandist Taylor Lorenz, she has a history of stupid, liberal comments and actions. Here's a reenactment of a recent one on Threads. Translation: "Totally agree with you on the [COVID] mitigation advice, but I very m much judge anyone who participates in the social murder of disabled people, just because it's the holidays. Many of us who are at risk are missing our FOURTH Christmas, because other selfish people can't be bothered to mask and take basic precautions that allow us to safely participate in public life. They don't feel enough shame and judgement.Instead, infection has been fully normalised."

Biden recently told a reporter that the economy is great; the media just aren't "doing their job." "Recently, a reporter asked Biden, 'What's your outlook on the economy next year?' (Biden): 'All good! Take a look. Start reporting the right way.'"

It's not Biden's policies that make him unpopular. Socialist philosopher Cornel West has the answer. This is a reenactment. Transcript: "It could be the hyper masculinity that they see in Trump. You know, you've got a whole wave of young, black voters who are in love with 'Scarface.'"

Joe Biden picked his nose and looked confused at an APEC summit. Video script: (Biden picks his nose). 0:18 - "That's dirty." 0:22 - "All of you, be careful. That's dirty." 0:30 - "Hey! You there! You need to come over her and clean up this dirty spot." 0:40 - "Please come and clean this up for me."

This is a reenactment of a part of a speech Kamala Harris recently gave for Apprenticeship Week. Below is a transcript of the video. Transcript: VP Harris: "Well, the press is here! (Kamala's cackling laughter). I got some words, though! I got the vocabulary, and my pronunciation is perfect! (more cackling laughter)." Wow! Kamala Harris is so cringeworthy!

Translation: What's the best thing about being Joe Biden? Every morning when you wake up, your wife says, "Good morning Joe! You're the President of the United States of America!" (Joe Biden): "Wow! I'm the President? How did that happen?" (Jill Biden): "You stole, I mean, won the 2020 election." (Joe Biden): "Oh, I see! Just one question. Who are you?" (Jill Biden): "I'm your wife, Dr Jill." (Joe Biden): "Doctor, I have pain right here. What is it? Wait a minute. Who are you?"

You might have already heard that "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" has gotten a woke remake. This is how the new movie should end. Other platforms: YouTube - The News in ASL.

This is what bodybuilding would look like for a vegan.

This is "Reclaim the Rainbow," by Bryson Gray, Jimmy Levy, and Shemeka Michelle. Below is a link to the original video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTnDPpe3Ao

Have a good Memorial Day, but liberals will, as usual, be miserable. They have this to say about it. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSsmbQkLqhEL4kNngC9Ec9OZpVY8x1pjTQ3eltgOkNHr8JsFmq4TICzuXh7qigkmdtbjyNy7BBmx02R/pub

Since becoming a sanctuary city, New York is now seeing floods of illegal immigrants from Texas, with that state's governor sending the immigrants . New York City residents are really upset. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSCFNiIUEeL6KuBAEIAm8-80OqQPbjJPFbpoGAYUMr4Pw2Ro69msCpUZghbqaQ-z9n_pzv5mZVJaAIt/pub

Since liberals are now offended by everything, old TV westerns now come with a disclaimer on TV channel, TV Land. In a second report, liberals are trying to cancel women again. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQyz0_egBWzhvWfXOwNTz1Mp3TUXuFGZwg4nbUeTvo_vz1y4emZnnJOwc80xz91v6wEqrKHDckVWY_5/pub

Our diversity-hire Secretary of Transportation plans to waste even more money on "diversity" in one of the dumbest areas possible. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSmJCz8_3gd3voTyeBeiUeHkBH193xw2QmLbe0sKbmW7gpawQxLpnWq96PvQVmgyRMxgaLJDhQIvgOY/pub

You might have heard of the biblical Ten Commandments - rules for living a Godly life. Today, we have the ten "woke" commandments - rules for living a "woke" life. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRPFOcTnFjae4NJy0Gsdm5Gua-ykj26qgDsOyU-kTpTi7IjX5oHfF-qd99BHKa2ayI47Ku-fRDsoo5F/pub

In a recent video, I talked about conservatives boycotting beer company Anhauser-Busch, because they went political by hiring a transgender influencer to do commercials. Here is why that boycott will ultimately fail. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRoVukLMD9TzTYFuLwxJFpK95c_5uS0VTsUEh24F447uciETfVD5DW2hjepDCIuBiR06k0j9hBCSUaw/pub

We are now sinking further into a phase when being willingly unhealthy puts people into a protected class. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSZCM60dxZREg0RslX64Rzsrw9xV_ftsukyxCqOvOXk9WYeeR71QSID5yaP6LMqrz-1JC9sp5cbCn5-/pub

During Biden's recent trip to Ireland, he gave a speech where he made a confusing suggestion. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQUjk4Q5tfg_S9HHgIUzdnI_rVr91F-S2GZDcAXAEm78LK1_1rd1_yS387AztpbM98exSDqmv0S1xhQ/pub

A liberal "news" host recently admitted the truth about basic biology after someone referred to her, using a term that the left tells us to sue to refer to women. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTm7FjaKUBVuIG_S8FlFlPf8_TSk6KhSeGZjNvq3I3b_JP649-EfmR-t69-oC1e4QYVgFj5T2Mz7ed7/pub

Here is what the liberal media have tried to keep hidden about the Kentucky bank shooter. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQcHs5ElLoujkT1ukHt5sssyqma-YJwGmf3YNLxn6ReGbbu0bcPb6UpyNU18N5evizykfgFEF6jJm2F/pub

I hope you are sitting down, because this latest news is shocking! Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTid_4RKtl-wmoaOmkZpaJ3ypdEKVz6cz_CWcD9Rt_kGsafnrsPqCcOsX2DTrwp-CYTYNtNd_V7vAvL/pub

Once again, CNN is living up to the "fake news" label.

"Cultural appropriation" is a made-up term by liberals who need one more reason to be offended. Below is the link to the English translation of this video. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQ1k4RllyeWC07ElCraqmcSTNtEyKMvtTdtYfs-lUMCTlxy292wbigzu1j534Czp_qXpoffTh-Bu0_R/pub