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DRAGON, DRAGON, BALL, DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z! DRAGON, DRAGON, BALL, DRAGON, COME GET ME! That is the official Dragon Ball Z theme song and if you disagree your childhood sucked. Facts. Tonight, on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Ki blast spam ftw! Yelling makes you powerful! The power of friendship is the real Dragon Balls! Let's do this! Guest-starring ROSE! #DBXV2 #Xenoverse2 #DragonBallXenoverse2 #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS4

This time, on SUBNAUTICA! Kyle, in his quest to become President of the Ocean, must venture into the dangerous Radiation Zone near his crashed spaceship, The Aurora! Now armed with his Ocean Car (Seamoth) and Laser Cutter, nothing can stop him (probably...)! Let's do this! #Subnautica #LetsPlay #Gaming #PS4

There are demons. We do not want there to be demons. We will take steps to facilitate the removal of demons. RIP AND TEAR 101: - Shoot Demons = Staggered (Blinking) - Glory Kill Staggered Demons = Refill Health - Chainsaw Demons = Refill Ammo The end. DOOM Eternal. Let's do this. #DoomEternal #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS4Live

Last time, on SUBNAUTICA: Kyle was in a spaceship. Then it crashed. Oops. Now we're in a very, very big ocean. It's cool tho, because there's another spaceship coming to rescue us! They'll arrive soon! We're saved! I'm sure everything will go absolutely fine and there will be no issues whatsoever and we'll be rescued and then the game will be over. There definitely will NOT be some kinda craaaaazy twist where everything goes horribly, horribly wrong. Honestly, when has that *ever* happened with me? Don't answer that. But just in case, we're also going to build the Fish Mobile! The Seamoth! It's like a car, but it goes in the ocean! Excellent! Our journey to become President of the Ocean is going... swimmingly... TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Let's do this. #Subnautica #PS4Live #LetsPlay #Gaming

Anime Vampire Soulsborne! With RED EYES! Supreme Dream Team Coop Adventures w/ ROSE! The Power of Anime Friendship shall conquer all evil bad guys! In CODE VEIN! Believe it! #CodeVein #LetsPlay #PS4Live #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

Johnny Depp has found Justice! After many MegaPints of victory celebration into the night, JD awakens to discover that the salty tears of bitter, lying wenches, male feminists, and Garden Tools (which are Mad) have flowed in such massive quantities that they have formed an entire ocean! Lost in the Sea of Salt and slightly hungover from MegaPints and Winning, JD sets sail to do Pirate things! Adventure awaits... TONIGHT... on 'Kyle Plays the Video Games!' #AssassinsCreedBlackFlag #ACBlackFlag #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

"A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, Accepting of all that there is and can be." What awaits in the deepest depths..? Probably fish. And stuff. Spooky. ____ #Subnautica #PS4 #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

In the grim dark of the far future, there is only war. Warhammer 40,000 Space Marine! Starring Captain Titus, a Space Marine of the Ultramarines chapter and a seasoned veteran of countless battles. A millions-strong Ork horde has invaded an Imperial Forge World, one of the planet-sized factories where the war machines for humanity’s never ending battle for survival are created. If this Forge World falls, the consequences for the Imperium of Mankind will be catastrophic, exposing humanity to the predations of vile alien monsters, and all manner of unpleasantness. Do you think the SPACE MARINES are gonna let that happen? How about NO. Let's do this. For The Emperor. #Gaming #SpaceMarine #Warhammer40k #40k

#TetrisEffect #Tetris #PS4 #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

#NoMansSky #PS4 #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

#CodeVein #Gaming #PS4 Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

#CodeVein #Gaming #PS4 Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

#NoMansSky #NoMansSkyVR #PSVR Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

There are aliens! So I started blasting! #RiskOfRain2 #PS4 #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

#DevilMayCry5 #Vergil #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

It’s an all new video game! And we are joined by ROSE! Hurray! This is Risk of Rain 2! It’s about Rain, and the Risk thereof. And so much more. Like shooting laser beams, listening to a sweet funky soundtrack, and Kyle doing it *very wrong*. But mostly about Rain. Maybe. Prepare yourself. Precipitation is Possible. Again. Let’s do this. ______________ #RiskOfRain2 #PS4 #Gaming Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

#NoMansSky #PS4 Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________________________ I’m just this guy, you know? I play the Video Games. You can watch. If you do, all of your wildest dreams will come true. Not really. I mean, maybe, but probably not. If you’re looking for ultimate extreme MLG power gamer professional YouTube guy stuff, you’ve come to the wrong place. That ain’t me. Like I said, I’m just this guy, you know? 👍

TONIGHT... on DEVIL MAY CRY 5: VERGIL continues his epic quest through the story/campaign/mission mode- on the super hard 'Son of Sparda' difficulty! This is "Mission 5”! Yes, that is it's official name, because Capcom can't be bothered to give Vergil's missions actual names (much less, you know, unique missions- but hey, details...) because of course they can't. Vergil will have to contend with Demons, the fact that for some reason it replayed a couple of the songs and that bothers me just a little bit, and more- before facing off against the Big Stupid Boss (Who Cheats) and his equally, if not more so, big and stupid horse (who also cheats)- The Elder Geryon Knight! Is there a Younger Geryon Knight? Wtf is a Geryon Knight anyway? There's only one way to find out... And again, by using an extremely complicated fusion of technology and literal magic (aka 'Streamlabs'), we get to enjoy a super special custom soundtrack, certified by VERGIL himself (not really, but I think he would approve because it's pretty lit and Vergil is a true man of culture). FEATURING: Divide Music LittleVMills Shwabadi DizzyEight Zach B As always, please be a coolbro and support the artists! Check them out on the YT and stuff! I'll put links in the comments or something. Unless I forget. Which I might. It has happened before. Let's rock, baby! #DevilMayCry5 #Gaming #PS4 #vergilsparda

TONIGHT... on DEVIL MAY CRY 5: VERGIL continues his epic quest through the story/campaign/mission mode- on the super hard 'Son of Sparda' difficulty! This is "Mission 4”! Yes, that is it's official name, because Capcom can't be bothered to give Vergil's missions actual names (much less, you know, unique missions- but hey, details...) because of course they can't. Vergil will have to contend with Demons, complicated stairs, Fruit Stands with funny names, and more- before facing off against the big boss demon, NIDHOGG, aka ‘Linus Tech Tips’! Who shall prevail? Vergil will. Duh. And again, by using an extremely complicated fusion of technology and literal magic (aka 'Streamlabs'), we get to enjoy a super special custom soundtrack, certified by VERGIL himself (not really, but I think he would approve because it's pretty lit and Vergil is a true man of culture). FEATURING: LittleVMills FabvL Sabaton Divide Music Let’s do this.

TONIGHT... on DEVIL MAY CRY 5: VERGIL continues his epic quest through the story/campaign/mission mode- on the super hard 'Son of Sparda' difficulty! This is "Mission 3"! Yes, that is it's official name, because Capcom can't be bothered to give Vergil's missions actual names (much less, you know, unique missions- but hey, details...) because of course they can't. It corresponds to... uh... whatever Nero's mission is called where you fight ARTEMIS, the freaky laser beam flying mermaid demon thing(?) Devil May Cry is weird. And again, by using an extremely complicated fusion of technology and magic (aka 'Streamlabs'), we get to enjoy a super special custom soundtrack, certified by VERGIL himself (not really, but I think he would approve because it's pretty lit and Vergil is a true man of culture). FEATURING: "Uchiha 8", Eddie Rath "Hollow", Divide Music "Addict", FabvL "Under My Skin", FabvL "Three Swords", Rustage NOTE: I do not and will not ever profit in any form from this. At all. Please be a coolbro and support the artists! You can find them all on the YT and other music streaming places and stuff!

The Darkslayer himself, VERGIL, begins his epic quest through the story/campaign/mission mode- on the super hard 'Son of Sparda' difficulty, no less! The demons are tougher than ever, but never fear- VERGIL will kill them! And he's not just gonna kill demons. He's gonna kill demons while *being cool*! Because that's what Devil May Cry is all about! Now, you may be saying, "But Kyle, 'Mission 2' can't be the beginning! Because '2' isn't '1', and '1' is the first of all the numbers!" Yes. I am not a smart man, but I know how numbers work. Mostly. Well, Mission 1 is dumb and lasts like five seconds. So I skipped it and we're starting at 2. YOLO. Now- prepare... to DIE... while Vergil is cool. But only if you're a Demon, which is probably statistically unlikely. If you're just a regular person, you'll be aight. Even better than aight, in fact! Because, while "Bury the Light" is a boss awesome song worthy of Vergil himself, having to hear the first 30 seconds play over and over again every time a new battle starts gets kinda old after the first 1,000 times. So, by using an extremely complicated fusion of technology and magic (aka 'Streamlabs'), we get to enjoy a super special custom soundtrack, certified by VERGIL himself (not really, but I think he would approve because it's pretty lit and Vergil is a true man of culture). FEATURING: Sabaton, FalKKone, Rustage, Little V Mills, Baker the Legend, Divide Music, Shwabadi, GameBoy Jones, Fabvl, DaddyPhatSnaps, Mick Gordon, DizzyEight, None Like Joshua, Zach B, Eddie Rath, Geno Five, Cam Steady, and MORE! NOTE: I do not and will not ever profit in any form from this. At all. Pleas be a coolbro and support the artists! You can find them all on the YT and other music streaming places and stuff!

TONIGHT, on DEVIL MAY CRY 5... VERGIL continues through *The Bloody Palace*! "What?!", you say? Just what in the name of goodness gracious is "The Bloody Palace"? It sounds like a terrible place! Indeed, it does... It's actually just the "battle through the ever-increasingly difficult stages of non-stop 'killing demons and being cool' action supreme challenge mode" thingy. It is kind of a creepy name tho... But that's not the point! Just what do you get when you combine the homie VERGIL, the Son of Sparda himself, and a big ol' giant nonstop 'killing demons and being cool' thing? A lot of dead demons. And coolness. LAST TIME, Vergil defeated the big boy Goliath in an Epic Boss Battle at Stage 20! (And the others, but that one was coolest.) TONIGHT, Vergil will face another Epic Boss Battle at Stage 40- ARTEMIS! She's a big.... uh.... flying... laser beam shooting.... thing... I'm really not sure what Artemis is, to be honest... But I know she's in Vergil's way. And that's not a place you wanna be, cousin... Now, I'm a little MOTIVATED!

(1/2) TONIGHT, on DEVIL MAY CRY 5... VERGIL enters *The Bloody Palace*! "What?!", you say? Just what in the name of goodness gracious is "The Bloody Palace"? It sounds like a terrible place! Indeed, it does... It's actually just the "battle through the ever-increasingly difficult stages of non-stop 'killing demons and being cool' action supreme challenge mode" thingy. It is kind of a creepy name tho... But that's not the point! Just what do you get when you combine the homie VERGIL, the Son of Sparda himself, and a big ol' giant nonstop 'killing demons and being cool' thing? A lot of dead demons. And coolness. Show me your MOTIVATION!

It’s here! The True End! The True Final Battle! The “True Power”! Last time on DEVIL MAY CRY 5... DANTE and VERGIL, the Sons of Sparda and eternal rivals, having both obtained their REAL ULTIMATE POWER FINAL FORMS, prepared for their final battle! Once and for all, they would settle the matter- who is the true heir of their father, The Legendary Dark Knight Sparda? The epic battle was fierce, indeed. There was much epicness, battling, and ferocity. Kyle died a lot because it was a really tough fight and he’s not very good. But, at last, Dante (played by Kyle) prevailed! (Except not really because it’s one of those boss fights where even if you win, you don’t really win for plot reasons.) It seemed the brothers were evenly matched (even though the game difficulty did *not* reflect that). Thus, in classic anime/video game style, they prepared for one of those things where they just ran straight at each other for an epic final clash, which doesn’t really make sense, but hey, video games! As the two mighty Sons of Sparda clashed, everything started exploding and there was lightning and stuff and it was pretty cool- but eventually, the cool explosions and lightning and stuff cleared, revealing the victor to be... NEITHER! For a NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED! “It seems a new Devil inside has awakened, as well...” THE EPIC FINALE (and a special bonus post-credits teaser thing...) awaits!