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Tonight, on BLOODBORNE, The 3rd Hunt: With the end of the Forbidden Woods in sight, only 1 thing stands between our hero and his goal- rather, 3 things. The Shadows of Yharnam. Remnants of the lost Pthumerian Empire. Warriors without peer, once the royal guard of a long-dead Queen. For hundreds- thousands?- of years they have stood sentinel- sworn to sooner die than abandon their post. TONIGHT... their oaths shall be fulfilled. Because, you know.... Kyle is going to kill them... so they'll be dead... that's how killing works. It's science. THEN... the pathway to Byrgenwerth will be open. Byrgenwerth- where it all began- the Healing Church, the Scourge, the City of Yharnam- this Nightmare of Blood and Beasts in which we find ourselves. It all began at Byrgenwerth- and there, we shall find the answers we seek. There, we shall end it. And that'll be that. Problem solved. Everyone lives happily ever after. Credits roll. Audience applauds. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like there's gonna be craaaaaaazy twist and everything is going to go absolutely bananas and ish is gonna get cosmic up ins and everything so far was just the beginning of the insane insanity that abouts to bust loose. That's very unlikely. Probably. It'll be fine. You'll see. No one panic. We got this. I'm sure everything is gonna be just swell. It's not like things could get any *worse*... THEN... we shall continue our epic journey deep within the Labyrinthine depths of the Chalice Dungeons, where awaits all manner of scary monsters and funky stuff! So funky, that we may need to call in reinforcements... Because "A Hunter is never alone." TONIGHT, on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Let us cleanse these foul streets! _________________ @Nova Rebirth @ShadowSword games @Jacen Solo @Lil Bunny Gamer ______ 3 years have passed since The Hunter entered retirement for the second time. 3 long years in which other epic battles have been fought, accolades received, and victories achieved. 3 years since the nightmare of Blood and Beasts was concluded. But oh, the sweet Blood, how it sings. It’s enough to drive a man mad. The Hunt calls again. And a Hunter must Hunt. Once, he was among the greatest. In his wake, prey was slaughtered, Kings were humbled, and nightmares were slain. But that was long ago. Instincts have dulled, reflexes have slowed, and knowledge has faded. He is but a shadow of his former self. But a Hunter must Hunt. The Third Hunt continues... Let us cleanse these foul streets. And Fear the Old Blood. #Gaming #PS5Live #Bloodborne #LetsPlay

So here’s the thing. The Forbidden Woods are kind of a pain in the ass. It’s not ‘bad’ per se, it’s just kind of an ordeal. It is by far the largest zone in the game, and rivals Central Yharnam in convoluted maze like labyrinthine shenanigans. But whereas Central Yharnam, despite being ludicrously complex and multilayered, at least has very clear landmarks to help you attempt to navigate- the Forbidden Woods are basically a big scary dark forest with few landmarks and paths that loop around on themselves and all manner of nonsense. Also, it contains several very good items that you really need to pick up, all scattered throughout the entire massive forest of doom. Furthermore, as we all know, I have the sense of direction- and attention span- of a retarded goldfish, so attempting to navigate through the forest of doom live while streaming and being constantly distracted by the talky chat and miscellaneous nonsense of my own imagining would inevitably just result in several hours of me running around aimlessly in this damn forest being lost and getting increasingly grouchy and it would just be a bad time for everyone- even more than usual. So, as I did with Hemwick Charnel Lane, I figured I’d just record it on my own and get through the dull part relatively quickly and save the fun stuff for stream. Also, the audio on my mic is kinda weird when recording because its a different setup from streaming, but the good news is I was kinda really sleepy again the other night when I recorded this (and I was trying to listen for demon beasts sneaking up on me) so I wasn’t talking much anyway. I cut out a few notable bits, but for the most part its unedited, so there will be a bit of running around lost, but that’s why God invented fast forward. It’s science. Also also, I had to split this into two parts because I don’t even remember but I had to for some reason. I would just post them both one after the other, but that might be kind of annoying, so maybe I’ll post the one tonight before I go to sleep and schedule the second for tomorrow or something. I don’t know. Whatever. ——————- LAST TIME... our hero made his way to The Grand Cathedral of The Healing Church- which is totally just a harmless little social club type thing and definitely *not* some kind of freaky cult- for a nice little sit down and chit chat conference thing to inquire about their special ‘Blood Ministration’ thing and what’s all that about (asking for a friend). After opening the ominously giant, creaky boss room type doors and standing around awkwardly in the lobby for an uncomfortable amount of time, he decided to show himself in to the Cathedral proper, where he at last found one of the presumed ministers, a *delightful* young lady whom he found sitting in the middle of the conspicuously empty, open, large arena-like space mumbling some church gibberish about “feasting upon blood” and “the cosmos”- you know, the usual. Eager to introduce himself and learn more about their definitely *not* a freaky Eldritch cult social club, with a polite cough and an “Excuse me, Madam...” he approached the figure. It was then that everything went horribly, horribly wrong. See what had happened was, she transformed into a giant blindfolded reindeer demon beast and started rampaging around screeching and trying to murder him. Rude. So, she got dealt with. And then some stuff happened, and he had a weird acid trip flashback vision dream thing about some dudes talking and there was an old old old guy grumbling about eyes and some annoying little jerk whining then there was an iconic moment where they had some speech about “Fear the Old Blood” or some crap. It probably has nothing to do with any of this stuff that’s going on, but it was a pretty neat catchphrase. Then, as if his steps were being guided by some higher being who had played Bloodborne before and knew where he needed to go to advance the main quest, he found himself on the outskirts of Yharnam, where he stopped to chat with his good bro, Alfred, who was kind enough to drop some foreshadowing and lore about some joint called “Byrgenwerth”, where apparently some ‘scholars’ used to experiment on some mysterious, magical blood- and, wouldn’t you know it, those were the dudes who went on to found that ‘Healing Church’ joint, so we should probably check that out. Alas, Byrgenwerth lies deep beyond the Forbidden Woods, aptly named because the Healing Church had declared it forbidden ground, and only those who happened to know a secret catchphrase password thingy were allowed to exit the city gates leading to the Forbidden Woods. If only we had just conveniently had some kinda acid trip vision dream thing where we learned a neat catchphrase known only to the Healing Church dudes. OH WAIT... Thus, our hero continued toward the city gates, the Forbidden Woods, and ultimately- Byrgenwerth, where it all began... #bloodborne #gaming #ps5share #letsplay

TONIGHT, on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!"- NO MAN'S SKY! Which is a video game, about being IN SPAAACE! And other things. But mostly SPAAACE. #NoMansSky #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay

So here’s the thing. The Forbidden Woods are kind of a pain in the ass. It’s not ‘bad’ per se, it’s just kind of an ordeal. It is by far the largest zone in the game, and rivals Central Yharnam in convoluted maze like labyrinthine shenanigans. But whereas Central Yharnam, despite being ludicrously complex and multilayered, at least has very clear landmarks to help you attempt to navigate- the Forbidden Woods are basically a big scary dark forest with few landmarks and paths that loop around on themselves and all manner of nonsense. Also, it contains several very good items that you really need to pick up, all scattered throughout the entire massive forest of doom. Furthermore, as we all know, I have the sense of direction- and attention span- of a retarded goldfish, so attempting to navigate through the forest of doom live while streaming and being constantly distracted by the talky chat and miscellaneous nonsense of my own imagining would inevitably just result in several hours of me running around aimlessly in this damn forest being lost and getting increasingly grouchy and it would just be a bad time for everyone- even more than usual. So, as I did with Hemwick Charnel Lane, I figured I’d just record it on my own and get through the dull part relatively quickly and save the fun stuff for stream. Also, the audio on my mic is kinda weird when recording because its a different setup from streaming, but the good news is I was kinda really sleepy again the other night when I recorded this (and I was trying to listen for demon beasts sneaking up on me) so I wasn’t talking much anyway. I cut out a few notable bits, but for the most part its unedited, so there will be a bit of running around lost, but that’s why God invented fast forward. It’s science. Also also, I had to split this into two parts because I don’t even remember but I had to for some reason. I would just post them both one after the other, but that might be kind of annoying, so maybe I’ll post the one tonight before I go to sleep and schedule the second for tomorrow or something. I don’t know. Whatever. ——————- LAST TIME... our hero made his way to The Grand Cathedral of The Healing Church- which is totally just a harmless little social club type thing and definitely *not* some kind of freaky cult- for a nice little sit down and chit chat conference thing to inquire about their special ‘Blood Ministration’ thing and what’s all that about (asking for a friend). After opening the ominously giant, creaky boss room type doors and standing around awkwardly in the lobby for an uncomfortable amount of time, he decided to show himself in to the Cathedral proper, where he at last found one of the presumed ministers, a *delightful* young lady whom he found sitting in the middle of the conspicuously empty, open, large arena-like space mumbling some church gibberish about “feasting upon blood” and “the cosmos”- you know, the usual. Eager to introduce himself and learn more about their definitely *not* a freaky Eldritch cult social club, with a polite cough and an “Excuse me, Madam...” he approached the figure. It was then that everything went horribly, horribly wrong. See what had happened was, she transformed into a giant blindfolded reindeer demon beast and started rampaging around screeching and trying to murder him. Rude. So, she got dealt with. And then some stuff happened, and he had a weird acid trip flashback vision dream thing about some dudes talking and there was an old old old guy grumbling about eyes and some annoying little jerk whining then there was an iconic moment where they had some speech about “Fear the Old Blood” or some crap. It probably has nothing to do with any of this stuff that’s going on, but it was a pretty neat catchphrase. Then, as if his steps were being guided by some higher being who had played Bloodborne before and knew where he needed to go to advance the main quest, he found himself on the outskirts of Yharnam, where he stopped to chat with his good bro, Alfred, who was kind enough to drop some foreshadowing and lore about some joint called “Byrgenwerth”, where apparently some ‘scholars’ used to experiment on some mysterious, magical blood- and, wouldn’t you know it, those were the dudes who went on to found that ‘Healing Church’ joint, so we should probably check that out. Alas, Byrgenwerth lies deep beyond the Forbidden Woods, aptly named because the Healing Church had declared it forbidden ground, and only those who happened to know a secret catchphrase password thingy were allowed to exit the city gates leading to the Forbidden Woods. If only we had just conveniently had some kinda acid trip vision dream thing where we learned a neat catchphrase known only to the Healing Church dudes. OH WAIT... Thus, our hero continued toward the city gates, the Forbidden Woods, and ultimately- Byrgenwerth, where it all began... #bloodborne #gaming #ps5share #letsplay

TONIGHT... on BLOODBORNE: The New Hunt continues- LIVE on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! What awaits within The Grand Cathedral? Then, a visit to The Hunter's Nightmare? Or The Forbidden Woods? Or somewhere more... Unseen...? And perhaps this night, more than one Hunter shall Hunt... @Nova Rebirth @ShadowSword games @Jacen Solo @Lil Bunny Gamer TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Let us cleanse these foul streets! ______ 3 years have passed since The Hunter entered retirement for the second time. 3 long years in which other epic battles have been fought, accolades received, and victories achieved. 3 years since the nightmare of Blood and Beasts was concluded. But oh, the sweet Blood, how it sings. It’s enough to drive a man mad. The Hunt calls again. And a Hunter must Hunt. Once, he was among the greatest. In his wake, prey was slaughtered, Kings were humbled, and nightmares were slain. But that was long ago. Instincts have dulled, reflexes have slowed, and knowledge has faded. He is but a shadow of his former self. But a Hunter must Hunt. The Third Hunt continues... Let us cleanse these foul streets. And Fear the Old Blood. #Gaming #PS5Live #Bloodborne #LetsPlay

For the first time ever: Zombies! In Virtual Reality! On PS5! 25% MORE PS than PS4! 25% more Zombies! 25% more VR! 9000% more AWESOME! TONIGHT... on 'Kyle Plays the Video Games'! Let's do this! #SaintsAndSinners #PSVR #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5

TONIGHT... on Bloodborne! The Third Hunt continues! After awakening with a heck of a hangover in a mysterious gothic horror situation, our new Hunter (who’s actually an Old Hunter but he hasn’t played in 3 years and it’s a new character and he’s pretty rusty so he might as well be new) got down to business to defeat the Huns (and the Beasts). After a few short musical interludes, he successfully made his way through Central Yharnam, beat up Father Gascoigne (aka Big Daddy G), shed a single, manly tear for the little girl at the window, and emerged in Odeon Chapel, where he reunited with his good friend, Blobby Man. He then ventured into the Cathedral Ward, where, due to being very very sleepy and not having played Bloodborne in 3 years, he became hopelessly lost and wandered around in circles more or less aimlessly for a couple hours or so. At some point, through sheer luck, he managed to open the gates to the Grand Cathedral and find the Lamps to Hemwick and Old Yharnam, but (wisely) decided that it “was about that time”, and those could wait for another day. A few days later, it was officially “another day”, however, as fate would have it, our hero was once again very very sleepy and didn’t really feel like streaming, but he knew his duty that “A Hoonter must Hoont.”- and that his fellow Hunters and dear friends and Homies: Rose @Nova Rebirth NaiNai @Lil Bunny Gamer Lantern Solo @Jacen Solo The Homie Aeon @ShadowSword games (Be sure to check them out on the YT and watch as they simultaneously progress on their own path as The Third Hunt continues- soon to cross paths with Kyle as they team up for Jolly Cooperation and do major numbers in the terrifying depths of The Chalice Dungeons- Coming soon!!) He knew that they would surely be making swift progress on The Third Hunt in their own parallel dimensions or whatever, in preparation for Supreme Dream Team Jolly Cooperation- and he couldn’t be late to the party! Thus, our hero ventured forth to Hemwick Charnel Lane and pressed the ‘record’ button, because “hey, close enough”. And, despite some minor setbacks, here we are! Let us cleanse these foul streets! #bloodborne #gaming #letsplay #ps5share

TONIGHT... on DEVIL MAY CRY 5: SPECIAL EDITION- Kyle finally gets to play his first Bloody Palace run on Special Edition on PS5, but he has to play as DANTE to farm Red Orbs to unlock stuff because he had to start over with a new game file on SE. This is a problem. Because Kyle is bad at playing as Dante. Because he never plays as Dante. Because Dante is *not* Vergil. This too is a problem. Because Vergil is Based GigaChad Motivated Man and Dante is Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man. Vergil be like "Diiiie, shcum..."" Dante be like "TRICK SWORD TRICK SWORD TRICK SWORD TRICK SWORD." What even is that? No one knows. Especially not Kyle. So this should be interesting. And on that note- let's rock, baby! #DevilMayCry5SpecialEdition #DevilMayCry5 #DMC5 #LetsPlay #Gaming #PS5

It begins again. @𝑵𝒐𝒗𝒂 𝑹𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉 @ShadowSword games @Jacen Solo @Lil Bunny Gamer #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5Live #Bloodborne

For the first time ever: Zombies! In Virtual Reality! On PS5! 25% MORE PS than PS4! 25% more Zombies! 25% more VR! 9000% more AWESOME! TONIGHT... on 'Kyle Plays the Video Games'! Let's do this! #SaintsAndSinners #PSVR #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5

DEVIL MAY CRY 5: SPECIAL EDITION! It's like DEVIL MAY CRY 5, except even more special! And with RAY TRACING (which no cap is actually pretty awesome) and other stuff. Except I have to start a new game from scratch with nothing unlocked and can't carry over my 3 billion red orbs I've collected in regular edition over the past ~3 years and I have to play through the campaign with stupid Nero and stupid V and stupid Dante to unlock Bloody Palace so I can farm orbs and get VERGIL to maximum POWER and then the true awesomeness can begin! Let's do this! #DMC5SE #DevilMayCry5 #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay

SUPREME DREAM TEAM 4 PLAYER COOP ZOMBIE KILLING! Co-Starring ROSE, The Homie Aeon, and Jacen! @𝑵𝒐𝒗𝒂 𝑹𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉 @ShadowSword games @Jacen Solo Zombie Army 4: Dead War! Let's do this! #ZombieArmy4DeadWar #ZombieArmy4 #LetsPlay #Gaming #PS4Live

TONIGHT, on Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2... Kyle and ROSE team up to battle evil as Kyle trains to achieve a power EVEN FURTHER BEYOND a Super Saiyan God- a Super Duper Saiyan God BLUE (because Blue is the most powerful color, obviously)... And this isn't even my FINAL FORM... Let's do this! _______________ Featuring a boss awesome CUSTOM SOUNDTRACK with MUSIC from: FalKKone BAKER the Legend GameboyJones Fabvl DaddyPhatSnaps Rustage Little V Mills NoneLikeJoshua Divide Music DizzyEight Dreaded Yasuke Zach B Shwabadi Dan Bull Eddie Rath and more! NOTE: I do not now and will not ever in any way profit from this (aside from having good music to listen to while gaming)- please be a coolbro and SUPPORT THE ARTISTS! :D _____________________ 0:00 Pre-Game Preparation (Skip) 7:45 GAMEPLAY BEGIN! PQ: “The Cell Games Continued”! 18:22 (SSG CAC) PQ: “Cell Games Continued”, Continued! 27:35 Intermission: Technical Difficulties (Skip) 43:35 CONTINUE: (SS4 Vegeta) PQ: “Ultimate Legendary Super Saiyan”! 1:04:33 (Gogeta Blue) PQ: “Ultimate Legendary Super Saiyan”! 1:19:10 (Super Broly) PQ: “Off the Charts Energy”! 1:30:00 Intermission 1:46:21 CONTINUE: (SSG CAC) PQ: “Other World Challenger”! 2:03:25 (SS2 CAC) PQ: “Other World Challenger! 2:14:56 (SS3 Goku w/ his theme music) PQ 146: “Zen-Oh’s Earthly Excursion”! 2:29:30 (SSG CAC) PQ 147: “Caulifla’s Saiyan Search”! 2:39:57 END: Mostly just chilling and shenanigans from here. 3:00:10 Epilogue: Kyle spits straight Facts about Power Rangers and other Very Important Subjects. 3:01:01 Some Life Advice from Uncle Kyle 3:07:38 The Great Voltron Conundrum 3:13:30 SCAMMER gets EXPOSED by Kyle (NOT CLICKBAIT) 3:26:50 Raid Quest Lite Boss: Seth the Programmer 3:45:40 Unlocking Unlockable Unlocks 3:49:35 OUTTRO: Special Shoutouts and Thank You’s! :D ____________________________ #DBXV2 #Xenoverse2 #PS5Live #DBXenoverse2 #LetsPlay #Gaming #DBZ #DragonBall

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special PRERECORDED and EDITED episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! TONIGHT... DOOM Eternal, which is a video game about a man who is literally too angry to die and saves the Earth from an invasion by the forces of Hell and singlehandedly murders every demon in the universe to avenge the death of his pet bunny. Seriously, that's canon in the Doom lore. Its name was Daisy. It was a good bunny. This is the third mission of the campaign, appropriately titled "Mission 3", wherein the DOOM Slayer, after literally going through Hell to find a Magic Space GPS, discovers that the 2nd of the 3 Hell Priests leading the demonic invasion of Earth has hidden himself in a secret base at the North Pole. Enraged (even more than usual) at the Hell Priest’s audacity, but excited to have an excuse to visit Santa and ask why he didn’t get him a PS5 even though he was really, *really* good this year, the DOOM Slayer travels to the North Pole. Unfortunately, upon his arrival, Santa’s strangely demonic-looking elves prove shockingly inhospitable and attempt to refuse him entry. And we can't have that. _________________ My Doom Eternal PLAYLIST: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTp3ggUyLilpVyrHrG3emXYsxTZz1btA5 #DOOMEternal #gaming #letsplay #PS4

#ZombieArmy4 #LetsPlay #PS5

TONIGHT, on Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2... Kyle and ROSE join forces to yet again battle all manner of evil bad guys and punch them in the face and stuff, because that's just what you do with bad guys. It's science. Believe it! Let's do this! #DBXV2 #Xenoverse2 #DBXenoverse2 #LetsPlay #Gaming #DBZ #DragonBall

We got zombies, boys. Worse, we got nahzee zombies. A whole dang army of them. And we can't have that. Let's do this. Zombie Army 4: Dead War! #ZombieArmy4DeadWar #ZombieArmy4 #LetsPlay #Gaming #PS4Live

So last night we streamed Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 for like 6 hours. Bunch of people stopped by. It was pretty chill. Good times. But then I woke up today and found out that the YT copyright mafia found 30 seconds of music and claimed my entire SIX HOUR VIDEO. Usually it's not a big deal, but because YT is physically incapable of not being stupid, this time it decided not to work and be an ass. Not only did it randomly decide to completely block the video worldwide (which almost never happens), it also just refuses to let me edit the video and mute the song- the way it has worked 100% of the time for the past few years- until today when it decided not to because... "reasons"... So they basically banished my video to the far realm for all eternity and I can't do anything about it. Oh wait, yes I can, and I did, because fsck YT. I'm a very spiteful person like that. So I downloaded the entire video from YT, manually edited it on my computer in what might as well be MS Paint from Windows 95, painstakingly went through all *six hours* of the damn thing, clipped out the music (and most of the 'unimportant' parts like me spamming 'Bingo Dance 2' in the lobby for 30 minutes straight), exported it from MS Paint, waited a few hours for it to render and process and computerize, came back and found out that it broke at 84% so I had to fix it and then restart the entire processing thing again, waited a few more hours for it to finally finish, reuploaded the edited video to YT, waited an hour or so for it to finish uploading, then waited a few more hours for YT to process it (again), and bam- here it is. It lives again. Those copyright mafia scumbags tried to blot out all memory of our epic adventures from history for fear that our extra greatness would inspire future generations to be more awesome than they can even imagine. But guess what. It didn't work. They couldn't defeat us. Because we have something they will never have. The mightiest force in all of the universe. The Power of Friendship. BELIEVE IT! ____________ Featuring a BOSS AWESOME SOUNDTRACK with MUSIC from: BAKER the Legend GameboyJones Fabvl DaddyPhatSnaps Rustage Little V Mills NoneLikeJoshua Divide Music DizzyEight Dreaded Yasuke Zach B Shwabadi Dan Bull Eddie Rath NOTE: None of the above are to blame for the copyright shenanigans, and I'm not opposed to artists getting the credit they deserve for their work- I'm just opposed to stupid shit like nuking my livestream because of some asinine hypothetical nonsense wherein maybe 1 of the 15 whole people who will ever watch my video heard a particular song that they *might* have potentially otherwise decided to listen to on the artist's channel but now that they heard it on mine they won't and the artist might miss out on their 30% cut of the 1/10000th of a penny in imaginary ad revenue that that one extra view might have maybe, potentially, hypothetically been worth... maybe.... theoretically.... in an alternate bizarro world universe.... or... something... "reasons".... That's retarded. I am all in favor of supporting the artists- especially independent creators like most of the above- in ways that actually make some goddamn sense. So, as I always say, please be a coolbro and SUPPORT THE ARTISTS by checking them out on the YT, share their music, buy a freaking tshirt, whatever. That kinda stuff. Appreciate ya. _____________________ #DragonBallXenoverse2 #Xenoverse2 #dragonball #Gaming #LetsPlay #DBXV2 #ps4

TONIGHT, on Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2... Kyle and ROSE join forces to yet again battle all manner of evil bad guys and punch them in the face and stuff, because that's just what you do with bad guys. It's science. Believe it! Let's do this! #DBXV2 #Xenoverse2 #DBXenoverse2 #LetsPlay #Gaming #DBZ #DragonBall

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special PRERECORDED and EDITED episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! TONIGHT... DOOM Eternal, which is a video game about a man who is literally too angry to die and saves the Earth from an invasion by the forces of Hell and singlehandedly murders every demon in the universe to avenge the death of his pet bunny. Seriously, that's canon in the Doom lore. Its name was Daisy. It was a good bunny. This is the second mission of the campaign, appropriately titled "Mission 2", wherein the DOOM Slayer, after DOOM Slaying the 1st of the 3 'Hell Priests' leading the demonic invasion of Earth, and mere moments away from DOOM Slaying the other 2 Hell Priests, is rudely interrupted by some weird alien bih called "The Khan Maykr". She..? It...? I’m not sure and I really don’t want to check- is the leader of the “Maykrs”- an alien race so ancient and powerful that they have transcended spelling itself. And apparently, they’re in cahoots with the Hell Priests and their whole ‘demonic invasion of Earth’ thing, for... “reasons”... So the Khan bih used her space magic ish to teleport the remaining 2 Hell Priests off to some secret hidey hole before the DOOM Slayer could properly DOOM Slay them, since she doesn’t want that because “reasons”. Or something. Rude. Undeterred, as ever, the Slayer opened a portal back to his headquarters, "The Fortress of DOOM" (yes, really) and casually walked away from the weird, annoying space bih- though not before she tried to tell him that "he must not interfere", because apparently Earth being invaded by demons is a "necessary" thing for- you guessed it: “reasons”. And just as the Slayer departed, she offered one particularly curious remark that may or may not definitely be some kind of foreshadowing thing: "You cannot resist the will of the Maykrs- for it was you who was meant to enforce it." Mysterious, indeed... I wonder if that obvious plot hook will ever show up again... (Hint: Yes.) But do you think The DOOM Slayer got time for that shi? How about NO. He's in the DOOM Slaying business- and cousin, business is booming. NOW... to discover where TF the 2 remaining Hell Priests ran off to, the Slayer must travel to Argent D'Nur, homeworld of The Sentinels, a stereotypically badass honorable warrior people who long battled the forces of Hell, and, legend has it, even fought alongside The Slayer himself at some unspecified time (foreshadowing intensifies). But that was long ago, before they were brought low by enemies without- and treachery within! Now, the once proud Sentinels of Argent D'Nur are a shadow of their former glory, their homeworld in ruins; their armies scattered; their honor stained. F’s in the chat for The Sentinels. But now, The Slayer must journey to the lost city of Exultia, once the capital of Argent D'Nur. Though it lies in ruins, there remains an ancient relic of Sentinel technology, The Celestial Locator- which is *not* just a ‘Space GPS’ (it totally is tho)- which The Slayer must acquire so that he may divine the secret location of the 2 remaining Hell Priests, as- unlike their late associate- their stupid heads remain attached to their equally stupid bodies. And we can't have that. __________________ My Doom Eternal PLAYLIST: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTp3ggUyLilpVyrHrG3emXYsxTZz1btA5 ___________________ #DOOMEternal #gaming #letsplay #PS4

Tonight, on NO MAN'S SKY... Kyle returns to SPACE to check out all of the new funky cool stuff that's been added, and he becomes a Space Pirate, because screw the rules, I do what I want! Let's do this! Happy 22nd! #NoMansSky #NMS #PS4 #LetsPlay #Gaming

Last time, on DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2... Kyle, Rose, and friends teamed up to defeat evil bad guys with the Power of Friendship while listening to 2000’s Rap Music, because we are, indeed, ‘bout dat life. And stuff. TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"- Guest-starring ROSE and Kisu! Kyle, Rose, and All Friends Everywhere team up to once again use The Power of Friendship to battle all manner of evil bad guys! Everyone is welcome to join (unless you're a jerk)! Featuring a BOSS AWESOME SOUNDTRACK with MUSIC from: BAKER the Legend GameboyJones Fabvl DaddyPhatSnaps Rustage Little V Mills NoneLikeJoshua Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Divide Music DizzyEight Dreaded Yasuke Zach B Shwabadi Dan Bull Eddie Rath As always, please be a coolbro and SUPPORT THE ARTISTS! Let’s do this! #DBXV2 #Xenoverse2 #DragonBallXenoverse2 #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS4

DRAGON, DRAGON, BALL, DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z! DRAGON, DRAGON, BALL, DRAGON, COME GET ME! That is the official Dragon Ball Z theme song and if you disagree your childhood sucked. Facts. Tonight, on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Ki blast spam ftw! Yelling makes you powerful! The power of friendship is the real Dragon Balls! Let's do this! Guest-starring ROSE! #DBXV2 #Xenoverse2 #DragonBallXenoverse2 #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS4

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! Tonight: DOOM Eternal, which is a video game about a man who saves the Earth from an invasion by the forces of Hell and singlehandedly murders every demon in the universe to avenge the death of his pet bunny. Seriously, that's canon in the Doom lore. This is the first mission of the campaign, appropriately titled "Mission 1: Hell on Earth", wherein the DOOM Slayer gets a call on the space phone informing him that demons have invaded the Earth, and we can't have that. Also, he's sporting his snazzy AMERICAN Independence Day themed armor, because he's a true AMERICAN patriot. #DOOMEternal #gaming #letsplay #PS4

DRAGON, DRAGON, BALL, DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z! DRAGON, DRAGON, BALL, DRAGON, COME GET ME! That is the official Dragon Ball Z theme song and if you disagree your childhood sucked. Facts. Tonight, on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Ki blast spam ftw! Yelling makes you powerful! The power of friendship is the real Dragon Balls! Let's do this! Guest-starring ROSE! #DBXV2 #Xenoverse2 #DragonBallXenoverse2 #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS4