ScottysThoughties

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something that happens in Canada.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a thing that people say that could also be another thing.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about another thing that only dumb people say.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how stupid that thing on the Price Is Right is.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about one of the bravest people in human history.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how sarcasm has done me no good and it's time to ditch it.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how certain bars get to be what they are.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something I want to do when I'm famous

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss baking and cooking

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a weird question people ask.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I explain about how Kurt Cobain was a liar

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss how the cable company is jerks

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I describe something that only dumb people say

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss an interaction I had at a certain coffee shop

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I tell you about something that didn't happen to me.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a word that is maybe two words.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the first time somebody got put under.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a thing that sucks about being homeless.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about recycling.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about people who only have one arm, and how it affects their shirts.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about old people getting out of bed.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think more about recycling.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how we say something.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a thing I didn't do to a magazine.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I declare my intentions to start a new magazine!