ScottysThoughties

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the hair on my face, as well as hair on other parts of my person.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about fat people who say they've tried everything, even though they obviously haven't.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the possibility that we're all living in a universe created by ourselves. Now, does that mean that I created my own universe, and you are all a bunch of avatars that I also created to fill out my universe? Or, am I the figment created by you, because you are the master of the universe? I don't know! Watch and decide for yourself!

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the big downsize with beds that NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT!

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something that most people don't do, because they're ashamed.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how weird pornography is.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how second-hand smoke is the most dangerous thing in human history.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how second hand smoke is the most deadly thing in history.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what my own personal hell would be.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about why deer have antlers.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how many times I've seen someone wearing a shirt I own.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about people who leave their garbage outside.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the time I saw a man and a woman who looked like they didn't have a place to live.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what it would be like to be in solitary confinement.

On a very special episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about which NHL players are the ugliest.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about differences between men and women in films.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about glass, and what the deal with it is.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how the term graveyard shift came to be existent.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how it is that people get addicted to meth amphetamines.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how awful it is that people are misusing a certain word.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the time I saw a guy with a walker on the dance floor.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how people say that music heals them.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what it would be like to be the world's oldest living person

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a weird way of calling someone stupid.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about an impenetrable argument that women make.