ScottysThoughties

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a weird saying that doesn't make sense.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something only really smart people say.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a new thing that maybe someone could do.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what day it is today.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something you can do even though people say you can't.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how dumb some people are.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something I do that's cooler than what other people do.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what's going on when I do stand-up comedy.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what used to go on in the royal court.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about people who go to the bottle depot.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about some stuff I should have done when I was a kid.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something that used to happen when I was in school

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about people who drink cold coffee

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how humans are like "Whoa!" and then don't care.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something I drive by every day.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about why the alcoholic didn't become a lawyer.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, think about how I play it by the book.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how modest I am.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about my life.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about overfilled shopping carts.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss something that people do at the bar.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what we should call cookies.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about another thing that dumb people say.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how small things aren't as small as they are.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the time an ambulance woke me up in the middle of the night.