ScottysThoughties

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about two jobs that should involve more sleep.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how people pretend to understand what I'm talking about

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something silly that guys think

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I discuss a new marketing idea for a certain lubrication

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a truck that had a weird sign on it.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think some more about hitchhiking.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how sexual innuendo is great!

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how I'm a great artist.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something certain girls say.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how some of my bones are racist.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what would be the worst part about working at a liquor store.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think even more about bumper stickers.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about waking up.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something annoying that women do.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about why I don't swear on stage.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something I always do when I hitchhike.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a new way of watching pornography.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how I came about my new exercise program.

On today's hilarious epsideo of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about why certain homeless things act a certain way.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about women who suspect that their husbands are gay.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about why parents are proud of their children.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a conversation I didn't have with my wife.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about dogs.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about something that lawyers are and what it means.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about white supremacists and what's going on there.