ScottysThoughties

On today's incredible episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what my life would be like if I were a master martial artist.

On today's hysterical episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about the similarities between beds and sugar. But only after I think about some other things.

On Today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how times have changed for a certain kind of entertainment.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how some people are embarrassed about what they like. And it makes me sad.

On a very special episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about certain t-shirts that used to be everywhere when I was in high school.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how some animals got their names.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how dumb it is to use cursive handwriting. You might say I do some cursive hand wringing! But I don't.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about movies and television and kitchen ranges.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how dumb people like to chime in.

On Today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a certain situation that happens in prison.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what makes spare ribs spare, or ribs.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what happens when people get their children's IQ tested.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about another thing that stupid people say because they are not smart.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how much I love my parents and treasure every day I have with them.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a group of people who don't complain about being discriminated against.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a documentary that I saw that was kind of a bummer.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how we use different verbiage for decades and centuries.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about things that would have been more difficult because they didn't have calendars.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a question that chicks are always asking.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a weird question that people ask sometimes.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about alarm clocks are called them.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about what it says on the package of the thing that we use in the bathroom for certain activities.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how toilet paper manufacturers are lying to us on their packaging.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about how great being gay would be in San Francisco.

On today's hilarious episode of Scotty's Thoughties, I think about a hilarious idea for a microwave.