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Broad Talk Friday : Conspiracy Revelation Edition “Ya, I know it’s Thursday, but it’s a 3 day weekend.. SO! Most people, there’s always a chance to comeback correct with, ya know? Maybe all of em! - well.. except ONE.☝️ #DaneCook .. There isn’t a fat snowman’s chance in hell of making this right.. And I CAN’T BE BOUGHT! However.. gimme like.. $500 bucks - previously WASTED!.. and I might shut up. MIGHT. I guess thanks for finally making me laugh! You look fantastic. “ - Ricardo DiTesta

I recorded this on the spot for Chester’s birthday, I owe you, Jaime Bennington .. and the rest of family and others that might appreciate this testimony and experience.

So, I tried selling a top flight plasma TV ( that was 3K plus brand new ) on Offer Up first time, for a STEAL! - but the public are spoiled stinking ingrates at this point in the game. No use. Mrahh, nice and hardy to everyone! -Ricardo DiTesta

A Top Holiday Critic Returns: Hide the broads! Because this is no softball ass-kissing fest of a new Merle Streep movie! A triumphant return on callback takes on what other comics were talking about earlier, regarding validity of iconic news figures, year concert music smack down, and a critical take on the conspiracy of ART as a whole, spotlighting a case more interesting than the Tupac mystery ( pass!) .. what happened to Chester Bennington? I concur with a good many of Jaime Bennington’s points on the matter. Clutch your pearls out of a top critic’s view, because confrontation is love- and I’m bringing the mental fight tonight! These critiques stand firm AF! Psssh. Tunes, obv. by Fate of the Galaxies

Hey YOU! Fat buddy. Up and at em! Giddup. Mrah!

People love a reunion comeback story. It’d be real nice for a 2023 summer date, boys. All the other flicks?.. stink!

Sheeee-it. Catch these fades, Phx. Love, Ricardo DiTesta >>>>

presenting.. Ricardo DiTesta 🌷 in.. “Ya Moist, Johnny!” Why is Johnny so stinking moist about it all? We may never know.. he’s going in the Moist Report!>>>>

50 bucks a tree? Pfft!! NO.. DEAL. This is a one Mexican job- and I know just the guy. Home Depot parking lot Mexicans.. beat it. OSHA, get f*cked. Oh.. and beer me, mrahh!

The Moist Report! LIVE. 1st time & one night only, people, on this material! Instagram wants to chill affect/ talk ‘reports’ in private convos like someone asked their online Karens. Ricardo rips your ass public. Got it? Good! Oh.. and mrraAah!

Hey, television & newspaper hacks. You want the news, scoop? You can’t handle the news!

It was fall of 2021, and the troops over in The Bogcast audience needed rallied, and I’m an unbelievable friend. This top critic brings the heat- in song! Be sure to keep me in mind for your future fundraiser, bake sale, charity, etc., etc.! I’ll pick people up by the ankles and see if they’re holding out!

Behold! A rider comes in from the south on his steed like lighting with WORD on the art world out there!

It may not be a Superman return, but he’s more alive- mrah! - and back from Palm Springs, with classy broads in tow! >>>

Ricardo Does.. Palm Springs : Spring Break Edition “I bring the HEAT to fabulous Palm Springs, ripping ass, taking names & money.. watched families take some up skirt pics, so I took one myself- look!- here’s the report since you’re so stinking nosy!” - Ricardo DiTesta

Your Daily Mrah: We have been silent long enough! Men are finally ready to stand on this issue- and shake it off! Let Ricardo DiTesta be the first on the scene to report!☝️>>>

Welcome to Broad Talk Friday once more. Broads?.. we’re talking about em! Right before I give the boys the grillin’, no one’s safe! I mapped this out sitting there waiting, then ditched the outline. Mraaahh! Do better next time, Phx! >>>>

Thanks for the invite @pspresents last weekend at the Burlesque, Beneathe the Red Light New Years bash at the @renhotelphx ! Had a great time, gave it a top critic’s stamp of approval and even busted out into song with the boys. Thx to the power of CocoVision, upwards of 90k had a little look at this fun Phx night! Thx, Coco & Ice-T for the harmony backup for the big finish! That’s how it’s done, people!!! One take! ~ Ricardo DiTesta

Get up, tubby. That’s right- fat ass! It’s you versus the gunt, it’s all in your mind. Just move it!>>>

Here ya go you ingrates! If you don’t like it?.. LUMP IT.

4 Day Review: “2 of my 2 points had major newsworthy updates.. which is why I’ll say again- I’m not a comic, people! It’s TOP critic, and some pecks should take notes and quit blathering next time when one is speaking- MRAHH!” ~ Ricardo DiTesta

It’s high noon in the Wild Ye West.. Presenting.. Ricardo DiTesta’s 1st completely off the cuff, unrehearsed, UNasked for, TOP critiques on the State of Comedy. Trip the mind fantastic!

A peek into Hollywood control exposed by Ye on Alex Jones.. people are focused on wrong sh*t, more than likely from this interview. Dissect THIS takeaway! Correct the bonds closest to you and move from there- never go big and try to reverse it. Won’t work. Ricardo was inspired, obv! Here’s a Fate of the Galaxies remix tribute of Ye on Alex Jones w/ hat tip to YouTuber NirvanaPonyGr4m for 3 year old vocoder vid of Alex, hilarious. Btw- Alex owes Owen a bigger apology than Dave, so Ye really scored a twofer with that call out. Classic.>>>>

After her avalanche of negative response on her own ‘fan’ pages last night, I actually didn’t even see one ‘congrats!’ For ol’ Katie Hides, or Hobbs.. whatever. Anyone with an IQ above room temp saw this coming from waaaay out! Now the fun part! What are you going to DO about our election process @KariLake & Arizona? Winner be damned if that’s not fixed, who cares? I’m like really busy for broads in politics at the moment. I’ll check back later!

Flashback Friday for Broad Talk Friday. Why not take it to “ya Mama”? Well, before ya try to chap my ass ( already chapped) , it was a requirement of a sold out New Year’s Eve show last year, along with a “knock-knock” joke. My “knock-knock” joke?.. brutal. But this is about “ya mama”. Don’t have a recording of that, unfortunately- so the creation of it will have to suffice. How did the joke go that night? Exactly as expected! Ricardo DiTesta does NOT miss. >>