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After her avalanche of negative response on her own ‘fan’ pages last night, I actually didn’t even see one ‘congrats!’ For ol’ Katie Hides, or Hobbs.. whatever. Anyone with an IQ above room temp saw this coming from waaaay out! Now the fun part! What are you going to DO about our election process @KariLake & Arizona? Winner be damned if that’s not fixed, who cares? I’m like really busy for broads in politics at the moment. I’ll check back later!

Flashback Friday for Broad Talk Friday. Why not take it to “ya Mama”? Well, before ya try to chap my ass ( already chapped) , it was a requirement of a sold out New Year’s Eve show last year, along with a “knock-knock” joke. My “knock-knock” joke?.. brutal. But this is about “ya mama”. Don’t have a recording of that, unfortunately- so the creation of it will have to suffice. How did the joke go that night? Exactly as expected! Ricardo DiTesta does NOT miss. >>

“Hey, a TBT to just last week.. since boys were trying to escape this smoke- no way, pal! I go even harder in the paint to clarify our hilarious dating culture predictament. This is no captain-save-a-hoe move either, hoes!.. you’re on blast, too. However, I do believe men initially trigger this cycle and women just follow our lead. You heard me, toots! So, go think about what you want in life and the roles you play.. then maybe.. shit like politics don’t even matter. Maybe we change our whole world predicament another way.. maybe we start meaning what we do in life, starting with relationships. Boys, you can try to ‘light and love’ it like the broads do.. to get more broads- but I see your asses, plus broads talk! They see what ya do in hindsight, too. Jack offs. Be the change! Damned hookers.. all of ya, singles! Square yourself away already- Mrah!“- Ricardo DiTesta >>>> #themoistreport #MRah #girlsandboys #hottrim #comedy #roast #mensculture #single #singleculture #tindermemes #ricardoditesta #odeto #wanderingfool

The royal first edition send-off, look out, boys! Don’t let me catch ya being moist out there, or you may find yourself on... The Moist Report!>>>

A perfectly great Saturday interrupted. Get your fucking notepad, junior, and get in here! The shit goes down TODAY!

He’s late, but the good news is, this was filmed Friday,and- he’s his own boss. So.. mrah. We’re out here talking about ya, ladies! Ricardo is a problem solver.

What do fine dames want outta a man on a Saturday night? Don’t ask em, waste of time. They don’t know what they want! You gotta give em what they want!! In the key of.. MRAH!!! Now, touch me, BABY! Sincerely, Ricardo DiTesta

Forget ‘change’, do you wanna see some fireworks?! Mrah!

Outta the way Home Depot mexicans, the Big E and Ricardo Di Testa got the job!

Our tippiest-toppest, TOP! Critic, Ricardo Di Testa, covers the weekend hilarity of Joe Rogan out on his tricycle of truth.. dropping the f*cking ball! Prob needed some help from a friend!>>>