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Hey, all you bestiest-nearest-best-very BEST friends of Chester’s.. WE RISE UP FOR MOMS STILL WHERE I’M FROM. You might think you’re over it. I might think I’m over it.. but it ain’t up to us. You ain’t on the Level. Take a lolly and sit the f*ck down & watch a man rise up. Then let’s see if you can follow up and meet me. Then we can go from THERE. Pecks to the back. In thee End ..It’S GOD who brings the fire. 🔥☝️🔥 We were born to dish the HEAT gifted to us in His image. Don’t let such a man catch ya moist! Because a TOP☝️CRITIC has arrived! ..and I’m HARDwired. From Ricardo!… WITH LOVE! ✨👊🌹👊✨ #FORYOUCHESTER Music by #FateoftheGalaxies

The Most Votes Anyone’s EVER Seen In Their Entire Frickin’ life! 81 million people can’t be wrong!.. or we’re they even there?

Ricardo gets results! I set my sights on one mysterious Senator in 2022.. she quit the next day. Coincidence? MRAH to the People! Vote Ricardo DiTesta !

This video is gonna slap ya blubber!

Canada thought they could out smoke us over the 4th of July. Hold our beers you pecks! Hoosier daddy!? Tunes: Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

Howdy, gents! It’s a TOP critic’s birthday month, so let me just man spread out on the topic! Also.. Trump & Stormy court drama update. Kick Grimes while she’s down just for kicks too. Why not.

A fool will rise..

PR0GRAMMING CHECK: You want conspiracy revealed? Fine. Are you captured by words? Let’s find out. Other critics? .. moist on the topic. Me?.. ON THE CASE. This painting…What do you SEE… ?.. Mere coincidence? Think again. Your Seinfeld program viewer history? Enablingly LENGTHY. A #TOPcritic has spoken.. pray he needn’t do any more uncomfortable pr0gram checks again today! Oh.. & mrraahhhh. ~ Ricardo DiTesta

Broad Talk Friday : Conspiracy Revelation Edition “Ya, I know it’s Thursday, but it’s a 3 day weekend.. SO! Most people, there’s always a chance to comeback correct with, ya know? Maybe all of em! - well.. except ONE.☝️ #DaneCook .. There isn’t a fat snowman’s chance in hell of making this right.. And I CAN’T BE BOUGHT! However.. gimme like.. $500 bucks - previously WASTED!.. and I might shut up. MIGHT. I guess thanks for finally making me laugh! You look fantastic. “ - Ricardo DiTesta

I recorded this on the spot for Chester’s birthday, I owe you, Jaime Bennington .. and the rest of family and others that might appreciate this testimony and experience.

So, I tried selling a top flight plasma TV ( that was 3K plus brand new ) on Offer Up first time, for a STEAL! - but the public are spoiled stinking ingrates at this point in the game. No use. Mrahh, nice and hardy to everyone! -Ricardo DiTesta

A Top Holiday Critic Returns: Hide the broads! Because this is no softball ass-kissing fest of a new Merle Streep movie! A triumphant return on callback takes on what other comics were talking about earlier, regarding validity of iconic news figures, year concert music smack down, and a critical take on the conspiracy of ART as a whole, spotlighting a case more interesting than the Tupac mystery ( pass!) .. what happened to Chester Bennington? I concur with a good many of Jaime Bennington’s points on the matter. Clutch your pearls out of a top critic’s view, because confrontation is love- and I’m bringing the mental fight tonight! These critiques stand firm AF! Psssh. Tunes, obv. by Fate of the Galaxies

Hey YOU! Fat buddy. Up and at em! Giddup. Mrah!

People love a reunion comeback story. It’d be real nice for a 2023 summer date, boys. All the other flicks?.. stink!

Sheeee-it. Catch these fades, Phx. Love, Ricardo DiTesta >>>>

presenting.. Ricardo DiTesta 🌷 in.. “Ya Moist, Johnny!” Why is Johnny so stinking moist about it all? We may never know.. he’s going in the Moist Report!>>>>

50 bucks a tree? Pfft!! NO.. DEAL. This is a one Mexican job- and I know just the guy. Home Depot parking lot Mexicans.. beat it. OSHA, get f*cked. Oh.. and beer me, mrahh!

The Moist Report! LIVE. 1st time & one night only, people, on this material! Instagram wants to chill affect/ talk ‘reports’ in private convos like someone asked their online Karens. Ricardo rips your ass public. Got it? Good! Oh.. and mrraAah!

Hey, television & newspaper hacks. You want the news, scoop? You can’t handle the news!

It was fall of 2021, and the troops over in The Bogcast audience needed rallied, and I’m an unbelievable friend. This top critic brings the heat- in song! Be sure to keep me in mind for your future fundraiser, bake sale, charity, etc., etc.! I’ll pick people up by the ankles and see if they’re holding out!

Behold! A rider comes in from the south on his steed like lighting with WORD on the art world out there!

It may not be a Superman return, but he’s more alive- mrah! - and back from Palm Springs, with classy broads in tow! >>>

Ricardo Does.. Palm Springs : Spring Break Edition “I bring the HEAT to fabulous Palm Springs, ripping ass, taking names & money.. watched families take some up skirt pics, so I took one myself- look!- here’s the report since you’re so stinking nosy!” - Ricardo DiTesta

Your Daily Mrah: We have been silent long enough! Men are finally ready to stand on this issue- and shake it off! Let Ricardo DiTesta be the first on the scene to report!☝️>>>

Welcome to Broad Talk Friday once more. Broads?.. we’re talking about em! Right before I give the boys the grillin’, no one’s safe! I mapped this out sitting there waiting, then ditched the outline. Mraaahh! Do better next time, Phx! >>>>