LonestarGaming

On my gun. What did you think I meant?

She has appeal.

Kasumi may have helped a little.

Another expert life ender to join the crew? Please, I can only get so... happy.

As long as the other enemies don't figure out how to play peek-a-boo with a shotgun, it'll be fine. Surely no one else will think of these highly advanced tactics.

Here's your chance Lonestar, don't screw this up. Oh Yeaaahhhhhh

If you hear him humming you better start running.

We meet up again with two old friends, though "friend" is a bit of a stretch for one of them.

I will admit that holding violent criminals for ransom isn't a bad racket. However, attempting to capture the protagonist in the second game of a trilogy is usually a bad idea.

Well, the next family reunion is going to be awkward.

I wonder how many of my bodies will fit in there?

Mommy, how much is that terrormorph breaking through the window?

Pirates that don't loot a place and then leave are just walking loot containers.

You spend four billion credits on bringing me back to life but don't give me money for gear? Come on, now.

Tight fitting pants on a curvy figure takes a close fourth place.

In other news, I finally get to punch someone and it be a good thing. This is getting better all the time.

Our old friend makes Shepard jealous at being able to be saved from a bloody puddle.

For once, humans being degenerate garden tools plays to their advantage.

There's also some dog tags and an asteroid city but you're still thinking about the probes, aren't you?

Happy Birthday Soul Lifter! The potential for jokes involving probing is almost enough to make up for not having a Mako to drive around. Almost.

A new ship and I'm locked out of half of it. Perhaps they have my money stashed in here somewhere. I will find it.

If my goal was to die more times in the first two episodes of this game than I did during the whole first game, well, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. To the one who suggested I play on veteran difficulty, I need to have a chat with you.

For four billion credits they could have given me machine gun arms or let me shoot rockets from my backside, but no, my scars glow. Ooooooooh.

Don't the Reapers know that Necromancy is banned in the Emp--- Alliance?

Do I help the one character I never use, or the other character I never use? Decisions, decisions.