LonestarGaming

The Thresher Maw has passed on from the mortal realm. Somewhere a Thresher Dawd is now a widower.

The first person to ask her if Asari live in mushrooms spends a night in the brig. I get to ask that, not you! Note: This episode features a guest star, Mrs. Lonestar, via phone call, which I forgot to edit out of the video. She wants me to edit it out. This is not her channel. :)

Someone turn off Joker's monitor. If he sees how badly I drive this thing I'll never hear the end of it.

NEWS FLASH: The Volus ambassador, Din Korlack, filed a report with C-Sec today complaining of signs being hung on their walls saying "Human Specter! Neener Neener!".

So now we know what Rhymin' Simon was all about. AI hacking!

Today I met Humpty Dumpty, The Headless Horse (man), a smurf medusa, Sonic the Hedgehog in Power Armor, and seven foot tall squid brain. It seems to me that fast-tracking humans onto the council isn't the strangest thing going on around here.

Saren has: 1. A bad guy name 2. Bad guy glowy eyes and metal face 3. Bad guy theme music Read the room, Nihlus.

Ashley may someday realize that her white armor makes her look like a walking marshmallow.