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Today my journey to have all the things is finally concluded before heading to Ilos. It would have been great to know from the beginning that the key to concluding this earlier would have been to check all the asteroid b... b... what is word?

Red leaves on the compound ground When missing engineers cannot be found Four eyed aliens and their ugly dogs When three giant torches are moving the ground When three giant torches are moving the ground

It's not in the bullets that put holes in me It's not in the way I step on land mines It's not in the way you blast me with artillery It's not in the way you snipe from the trees It's not in the way we can't fight because we're slugs in space suits Hold the line Let's pretend to be soldiers one more time Hold the line And let's hope we don't all die

While investigating the source of a distress signal, the team discovers a loss in translation more suited for powering the matrix than running the Iditarod.

I protest the egregious necessity for strategy in this mission and demand the ability to go blasting everything in sight all willy nilly.

Should I be offended that he didn't try to eat me?

I don't know how the Mako got down here I love my six-wheeled boom car. Death to all Geth on the skyway!

Arriving on Feros we find some people in dire need of an upgrade in living conditions. Spectre Shepard to the rescue!

The team gives Cerberus a final visit, Lonestar Shepard does some shopping, and there's a wee bit of an accident concerning some local fauna. Also I started from the wrong save file. :D

Sometimes past mistakes haunt you mentally and emotionally but when they haunt you literally there's only so much you can take.

The team finally catches up to the "queen of cups" ;) on Noveria and chooses whether or not to release the Zerg... I mean Xenomorph... I mean Rachni queen loose on the universe and hope to heck it wasn't a bad idea.

Under advisement from you know who, I go back and speak to Lorik for the garage pass instead of Opold because I would have missed out on a fun bit of content and a much greater reward. I got to do a lot of shooting I wouldn't have done otherwise, so yeah, ok, it was better.

I bet you thought I'd never get there-ia No planet hopping for today For that you surely all say yay Around a winding path we go In the Mako, in the snow I bet you won't be surprised if I nearly drive it off a frickin cliff

Today we offer Helena either a set of shiny bracelets, or an early retirement package. We also consider the purchase of stock in the Alliance Officer Life Insurance firm since we keep finding bodies.

Today the team faces off against the Rogue VI on Earth's incredibly flat moon and then Garrus gets to finally pay a visit to the mad Dr. Saleon.

Giant wheels are what you have Driving on the moon I hope my axle don't break Driving on the moon We could boost forever Driving on the moon We could survey mineral deposits forever Driving on, Driving on the moon

I theorize that Jacob was being driven insane by this nutjob of a woman and had the doctor shut his brain off citing a mysterious illness. He needs a statue so big you could park the citadel on it.

They thought they had the high ground in their hideout. The Mako said otherwise. That and my boomstick.

The Geth also get a firsthand lesson in the art of being as dangerous to others as to oneself while driving a six wheeled tank rovermobile lander-mabob that has GUNS!

It's odd how my sequential planet hopping seems to lead me to what I'm supposed to be looking for. Anyway, this time some more Geth plans are ruined. Also, an explosive situation is avoided. Also also, I learn where not to click when looking at a shopkeeper's inventory.

I try desperately to make friends with the Mako. It desperately says to get driveshafted.

A little more planet hopping. I find my favorite gun so far.

The difference between 9 and 10 charm is actually a big deal.

Somehow "I Was a Lead Miner's Son" just doesn't sound as good.

I'll bet you 1000 credits I can make the Mako mechanic have a nervous breakdown.