BeforeMoviesSucked

Ain't it cool? https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

2023: The Year of the Little Movies That Roared. (The Blue-Haired People refused to notice.) https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

I apologize for a couple of typos in the montage. I knew this story was only going to be relevant for 36 hours tops, so I got a bit rushed putting it together. "Charlie's Angel" should obviously be "Charlie's Angels," and "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" came out in 2003, not 2005. You have no idea how much sweet relief was experienced when I realized that all the clips I needed from the Variety video were in the first 5 minutes of a 45-minute interview between Jennifer Lawrence and Viola Davis with no timestamps. My heart was dreading that slog through 3/4 hours of unmitigated, mutually-self-aggrandizing cringe. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"Look, you go home. Some wave their hats. Some turn their backs. It's all the same. None of them know where you've been. It's all the same. You tough, honey? I think you're tough." https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it." -Doc Holliday https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Sleep easy, Nigeria. Bruce Willis, Cole Hauser, Eamonn Walker, Nick Chinlund, Johnny Messner, and Tom Skerritt have got your back. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

She's the dual-wielding perfection that both dreams and nightmares are made of. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"And don't blame the equipment! The equipment is good. It's Acme equipment!" https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

The Blue-Haired People are back to save movies! Thank you all so much for two great seasons of "Before Movies Sucked!" Enjoy this 4th compilation of all "Problematic Listing as per the Blue-Haired People" segments from our 2023 full-length movie reviews. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

GO! https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Never underestimate a one-eyed fat man. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

If she sabotages all of your longest-term plans, that means she really loves you. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Bring back Firetruck-Red Redheads #gingercideisreal

Turns out, you really can save the world without Steven Seagal. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

That little ginger fishstick can sing... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

She was so wide-eyed and innocent, dreaming of a life amongst the stars. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

They'll never back the blue. But they're back. In blue. Enjoy this 2nd compilation of the 2023 "Problematic Listing as per the Blue-Haired People" segments from our full movie reviews. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Clever girls will mess you up. (Originally posted to YouTube on June 18, 2023 in commemoration of the 30th anniversary of Jurassic Park) https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Brass knuckles are fun! https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"Everybody'll be safer if I do a little preventive maintenance." -Hayley Stark https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

If you're going to lie, know the location of your visual cortex. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

We need to know their rules in order to identify and aggressively avoid their movies. Enjoy this 3rd compilation of the 2023 "Problematic Listing as per the Blue-Haired People" segments from our full movie reviews.

They really, really don't want you to like this movie... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

For justice. For vengeance. For pancakes. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

The movie that somehow made green rain ponchos a butt-kicking fashion accessory... Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson are the crime-fighting dynamic duo the world needs right now. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada