BeforeMoviesSucked

I can admit when I was wrong. (Sorry about that weird dark spot in the thumbnail.) Originally posted to YouTube April 1, 2023. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"Real bad iggs" can bring a lot of joy. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

They're back and as implacable as ever... Enjoy this 1st compilation of the 2023 "Problematic Listing as per the Blue-Haired People" segments from our full movie reviews. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Well, somebody's popular... (Apologies to fellow Canadian Just Jesss for messing up your handle: @JesssAdel) https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Gotta go fast... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"KHAN!!!" https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Rutger Hauer has seen things you people wouldn't believe... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

I'm not made of stone. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Bad kitties. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

You can't keep a good Bond/Mason down... Sean Connery, Ed Harris, Michael Biehn, David Morse, William Forsythe, and 90s Nicolas Cage going Full 90s Nicolas Cage? More of it, I say! https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

It's Christmas. It's science. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Sometimes, a good one sneaks past the Blue-Haired Brigade... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

One Christmas movie to rule them all. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

They make my life fun, but they're literally the reason we can't have nice things. Enjoy this compilation of all "Problematic Listing as per the Blue-Haired People" segments from Season One of Before Movies Sucked, outlining in intricate detail why good movies can't be made anymore. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Reupload of one of my earlier movie reviews, salvaged from the remnants of a more innocent time and a previous YouTube channel.

I miss movies. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

My brother owes me 20 bucks for everytime someone comments, "That's a laser, not a skybeam!" If it's timestamped, he owes me 30. Partially excerpted from "#13 Before Movies Sucked! - Unbreakable" Watch the full video here: https://rumble.com/v4ryjel-13-before-movies-sucked-unbreakable.html

Literally every continent and almost every ancient nation on Earth has dragon legends. Only the greatest ones feature dragons that sound exactly like Sean Connery. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

This nice lady made me more eager to see the movie on opening night than any of the trailers did. Rest in peace, Chadwick Boseman.

"Faerie lives don't matter today." --Will Smith, Bright (2017) https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

I am a balding, soulless ginger with no hope of an afterlife. The least Hollywood can do is let me have good Jessica Chastain movies while I'm still here. #GingercideIsReal https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Fun fact: She wasn't a lemon-sucking b*tch. Partially excerpted from "#9 Before Movies Sucked! - The Edge" Watch the full video here: https://rumble.com/v4ryba3-9-before-movies-sucked-the-edge.html

Kill the bear! #WhatOneManCanDoAnotherCanDo https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

I do not owe you an explanation. Baa. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada