BeforeMoviesSucked

Gandalf vs Durin's Bane is the single greatest scene in film history. Change my mind. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!! Also... Captain Marvel Girl is Anastasiia Zhurbenko. You're welcome. @Anizhur https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" is 97.8% of the reason my channel had to be made. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

A good action movie is the sensory popcorn of our lives. And Hard Rain had extra butter and that packet of powdered ranch flavoring. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

And so began the glorious sub-genre of "Tommy Lee Jones chasing people..." This movie is awesome.

Individually, I don't really care for Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, or Martin Short. Collectively, on the other hand...

I apologize for my narration being a bit flat. I was so sinus-congested I could barely breathe, let alone narrate. Please don't allow my monotone to dilute my underlying enthusiasm: I love Stargate. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

"Put 'em on the endangered species list!" Even bad movies used to be good, and Congo was the best of the bad. Also, zero spoiler alerts will be issued in this series as the majority of the films I review are more than twenty years old. https:www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

Once more unto the breach, Jim... https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada