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Hard hitting journalisming, gang! Some soggy sadboi with a journalism degree from University of Phoenix actually wrote an article about how Ron DeFlorida may have rolled his eyes in an hours-long meeting in 1999. GASP! SOCIETY 👏 IS 👏 TOAST

As the dust settles with our fellow citizens, the cavalcade of liars who never protect you are finally here to pretend to protect you. Totally fine, gang. You shouldn't be able to choose to sell your own assets. How could you make such a decision? Just outsource your power to a revolving door of deceptive swindlers who can't protect you on one hand, but are here to protect you now. This is an unpopular opinion and that even I almost fell for. Big shout to economist Peter Schiff for pointing this out.

So much HELTH, so much truthy, truthy McHelth. What could go wrong, gang? Money has never influenced the SETTLED HELTH TRUTH $cience. Eat your mysterious chemical orbs and shut your pie hole. The facts are settled and you need to eat your factory-manufactured helth chemical ovals and only listen to people who monetize your existence. I'm here from [COMPANY WHO PROFITS FROM YOUR DEMISE] and I just want to help! An arbiter of truth is totally fine and it definitely won't be abused or harm anyone LOL I can't remember history or anything, I'm a smoothbrain powered by soy, tell me how to do HELTH please.

At this time in 2007, Hillary Garbton had a decisive lead on Barry. In 2012 at this time, Rick Perry was leading the GOP Polling average. There are 154 days before the first state weighs in. Do what you'd like with that info.

The real message is getting lost in translation.

Yooooooo nothing is safe anymore. The sads at the LA Times are suggesting that forcing workers to come back into the office has nothing to efficiency, effectiveness, team communication, comradery, team building and expediting workflow. It's because they want to subject you to more "microaggressions" and sideways looks while you're having a sassy convo at the water cooler. This article is ripe with all the buzzwords and wreaks of soy, sadness and perpetual victimhood. The only safe space is at home, alone, where you can't be victimized by your boss encouraging you to work.

Telling people what they want to hear doesn't play well in the long-term. Being honest when it's inconvenient shows you really care.

Make content that matters. Impact isn't measured by distribution alone. If you're putting in work but it seems it doesn't go far enough, just ask your audience. Try not to be lured in by the short-term benefits of virality, the content with depth has its place as well. How you measure your impact is perspective-based.

We can all see what's happening, but the merchants of darkness are so good at this, they're already 10 steps ahead. If we can't pull our cabeza put from betwixt our cheeks and aching dirtstar soon, we'll continue to get steamrolled. Nobody knows what's to happen yet, but ALL of us are getting played like a steaming garbage fiddle.

The current legal distraction of the day is nothing more than the fake left/right larping leadership while the average citizen gets plowed. No matter what legal hammer comes down, the average person ALWAYS loses. While we're all lead off the scent, nobody in "power" is talking about mortgages too high to pay, money losing value, proxy battles overseas, needless bureaucratic spending, life loss to mysterious potions and things coming over the border. None of it. They feed us the angry distraction and steal everything else in broad daylight.

Aww boo-hoo, the exact same Hollyweird actors that have been shoving their masters' message down our throat so they could collect checks and good-boy points are now getting clapped by the exact same dirt merchants they've been doing the bidding for for years. Sorry, beanbags. Nobody cares. You expect us to feel bad for you when you've been feeding us the rehearsed lines that your overlords dictate to you, so you can gRoW yOuR cArEeR. You people looked the other way while darkness shrouded your industry and kept your mouth shut when the world needed your voice. Your face and likeness has been weaponized against US, THE PEOPLE, for far too long and now you're getting clapped by the hand that fed you. Keep squealing with your megaphones and picket signs. We don't feel bad for you. If you want to do something productive maybe you should expose the lies you've kept hidden for a millenia so you could "get more roles." This isn't all the actors and all the writers, no doubt there are tons of great people getting trapped in this mess. I hope you all figure it out but you should feel thankful that people pay attention when you squeal, because the voiceless that you've been crushing by pushing the ideals of your puppeteers haven't been so lucky. Maybe take this time to actually say something THAT MATTERS.

250,000 unaccompanied kids entered the US ill3gally in the last 2 years, yet the Krusty Merchant of Literal Darkness has the audacity to fake croc tears and sassy emotion over a Florida school curriculum she knows most of her NPC followers will never even read. A chorus of virtue-seeking darkness distributors chimed in online, while on a break from slurping up prescribed chemicals and seed oils. They're very upset! Curriculum! Florida! How dare they! If you say it sassy enough in a pastel suit, people will know you mean business!

Reacting to Anthony Creepazoid Pen15, (who is best known for texting a pen15 to a literal 15), on the PBD Podcast. Then yet another story of sad, attention-craving seed oil kids making a scene at a golf course and doing fatherless activities to save the polar bears or something. Just another week of stories on hot garb Earth. If you enjoyed this video or appreciate my work, please consider Subscribing, liking and leaving a comment. Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takenaps Tip Jar / Donations: All Payment Methods: https://bobbysauce.com/products/donate Venmo: @takenaps Cashapp: $takenaps PayPal: woke@bobbysauce.com Who is Bobby Sausalito? Bobby Sausalito is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as @takenaps. He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious guido observations. Official Merch Store: https://BobbySauce.com Follow on Instagram: @takenaps https://www.instagram.com/takenaps Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bobbysausalito Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/BobbySausalito Follow on TikTok: @takenapss https://www.tiktok.com/@takenapss Follow on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/BobbySausalito Book on Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/takenaps Join the Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wetakenaps/ Want to send me something? BOBBY SAUSALITO 1005 MARINA MILE BLVD, 253 FORT LAUDERDALE, FL 33315

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Does anybody look at things and think about stuff or are we living amongst smoothbrain NPC's fueled by synthetic mystery potion, sadness, seed oils and high fructose dumpster syrup?98% Drop in Intelligence Does anybody look at things and think about stuff or are we living amongst smoothbrain NPC's fueled by synthetic mystery potion, sadness, seed oils and high fructose dumpster syrup?

Learning impaired squirrel reject Gervernor LandPhil Murphy and his scrumbly henchmen in New Jersey are suing school districts for telling parents very important things about their own children. Lol good times, imagine actually thinking that is a reasonable approach. No wonder people are leaving NJ to live literally anywhere else. You could live upside down in an abandoned cobalt mine full of trash and cave people and your kids would be safer than in NJ public schools. All these blue hair dirt merchant creepazoids get their grundle tickled by calling your son Jennifer and saying slay queeeeen while attempting to ruin their fragile, confused mind. Move to Florida and escape this trash heap before it's too late. There is really no limit to the darkness of these people. Sad!

Speaking live in Dallas, TX in June 2023, your pal Bobby Sauce covers how we got to this point politically, how I got started, what I see in the political landscape and how to do something meaningful to change it. If you enjoyed this video or appreciate my work, please consider Subscribing, liking and leaving a comment. Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takenaps Tip Jar / Donations: All Payment Methods: https://bobbysauce.com/products/donate Venmo: @takenaps Cashapp: $takenaps PayPal: woke@bobbysauce.com Who is Bobby Sausalito? Bobby Sausalito is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as @takenaps. He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious guido observations. Official Merch Store: https://BobbySauce.com Follow on Instagram: @takenaps https://www.instagram.com/takenaps Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bobbysausalito Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/BobbySausalito Follow on TikTok: @takenapss https://www.tiktok.com/@takenapss Follow on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/BobbySausalito Book on Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/takenaps Join the Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wetakenaps/ Want to send me something? BOBBY SAUSALITO 1005 MARINA MILE BLVD, 253 FORT LAUDERDALE, FL 33315

Both parties are such total hot garbage, but nobody holds them accountable. Actual dirt merchants telling healthy pilots to hit the bricks so we can hire they/them pilots that identify as a cat with 50 pops of the mysterious potion that definitely won't go into cardiac arrest in the sky.

Big ups to @patrickbetdavid for interviewing a bottom-feeding serpent in 4K for all of us to see. Easily the creepiest, scrumbliest, most concerning responses to basic questions that I've seen. This character was definitely not sending plane loads of hotdogs to Barry O and Large Mike and admiring his brother's are and definitely isn't slithering around in the depths looking for prey. I'm grossed out right now, this dude has offspring, what is occurring, the world is dark fam, stay woke.

Until the primary, picking the winning jockey is even more important than picking the strongest horse. The horse is the policies, the jockey is the steward of those policies. Even the strongest horse has no chance if you pick the wrong jockey. People need to ask real question about WHY things are happening and wonder if they would make the same strategy decisions when trying to be a statesman and a leader. You can prove you are better than your opponent without lying about them, without revising history, without choosing the most juvenile reasoning. If I said the other guy is a pig or a loser or has a small brain instead of charting my course for the future and explaining the efficacy of my leadership, it would say more about me than it would about them.

Sitting down with Anthony Watson on @oann to discuss the seemingly unpopular opinion that DeSantis might be a better candidate. Oh no! Don't say that! I don't make these comments without extensive research and I'm not too concerned that people think I'm wrong. This is a healthy debate for the next 6 months no matter how many polls, how many times his social media team fumbles, no matter how many times he does something you don't like. The guy has been effective, though imperfect. But to pretend like he's somehow working for the other side and everything he's done hasn't been overwhelmingly positive, just isn't true. If you enjoyed this video or appreciate my work, please consider Subscribing, liking and leaving a comment. Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takenaps Tip Jar / Donations: All Payment Methods: https://bobbysauce.com/products/donate Venmo: @takenaps Cashapp: $takenaps PayPal: woke@bobbysauce.com Who is Bobby Sausalito? Bobby Sausalito is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as @takenaps. He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious guido observations. Official Merch Store: https://BobbySauce.com Follow on Instagram: @takenaps https://www.instagram.com/takenaps Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bobbysausalito Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/BobbySausalito Follow on TikTok: @takenapss https://www.tiktok.com/@takenapss Follow on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/BobbySausalito Book on Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/takenaps Join the Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wetakenaps/ Want to send me something? BOBBY SAUSALITO 1005 MARINA MILE BLVD, 253 FORT LAUDERDALE, FL 33315

We're living in a Black Mirror episode and population collapse is imminent, fam.

In the words of Dan Bongino, "there is no courage without fear." Politricks is a dark game with many snakes and if we can't all recognized the outsized power of our voices, we can get sold just about anything. We're being manipulated by both sides and we really need to learn to separate the "leaders" from the words and the actions. If it takes your rights, money and freedom away; reject it. We're getting sold a bad bill of goods wrapped in our favorite values. I do my best here to explain what I'm seeing and how to break free from it. Stay for the end.

In a strange twist, a Korean cyclist steals another win from females to prove the best women are men. This might be the first feel-good story in the world of women getting totally clapped in sports unfairly. So I guess this is a win? Though I'm definitely down for a TNBA game asap.