Bobby Sauce

Emergency press conference to give some context to my recent content and how I'm trying to help us win. 🇺🇸

There is NO PLAN. Are you literally existing on the literal Earth holy Christmas batman, beam me up Elon I'm DUNNNNN

Today, @repmtg (whom I like) posted this screenshot of a pretty much fake article detailing Hunter Parmesan's net worth. It has no references, pretty much zero basis in fact and is not even a real article, but a sponsored advertorial selling precious metals. There has to be a laundry list of verifiable facts, figures, records and court cases to showcase the ill gotten gains of this person and the true picture of his character, but this is a swing and a miss. In less than 20 minutes I was able to dissect this article, find the massive holes in it's claims and showcase why sloppy information like this totally clouds the waters of a cut and dry case of corrupt activities and a lifetime of questionable behavior. I like MTG and what she's fighting for, but we need to stay TRUE. Always. If you have a staff, the eyes of the world and a position of authority and I can blow a total hole in your information in 10 minutes, how can anybody take you seriously. I am not going to allow people that are supposed to represent me, get away with being sloppy, non-factual and missing huge opportunities that literally any person could have avoided with 10 minutes of work. We need EVERYONE to do better, and nobody gets a pass, D or R. If she can prove these claims to be true or even close to true, I would love to see that. I'm not trying to nail her with a gotcha moment, I just want some references please. If we're going to be outraged, we need to at least be using facts to justify it.

It's so fun listening to people who don't understand business or capitalism screeching about wages and how workers "dEsErVe" to own the businesses they work in. This commonly repeated clown argument is nails on the chalkboard for people who understand the basic fundamentals of business. In this deep dive, I explain why capitalism is NOT based on the exploitation of workers and why clueless low-output clams need to put their head down, work harder, save their capital and create their own success just like everyone else. This land of opportunity has never been more open for business, yet loud voices in the cheap seats keep flooding the information marketplace with incorrect lies about how it all works.

Lying, headline-thirsty, career dirt merchants like Bernard Sandbags have produced absolutely nothing for society, yet they squeal from their front lawn at the moon, begging people to agree that people who produced something deserve to be robbed of it. These bureaucrat liars aren't even as bad as the complete clownshoes that agree with them. Steal everything! Give daddy gov all my things! I will eat the bugs, I will have nothing, I will do my duties for the King. Rob me harder, Sandbags. Everything is literally garbage.

People in NYC so clueless and soggy in the brain that they'll go and protest for criminals instead of their fellow citizens. The lamestream media runs their mind and they're so hopped up on pills, seed oils and perpetual sadness that their only purpose in life in squealing to be controlled.

The best part about flying Spirit Airlines isn't the great prices, the total disregard for your safety or even the staff who fear for their lives, it's the people you meet. Hopping on board a Spirit flight is like boarding a bus to the insane asylum. Once the cabin door shuts, all bets are off. Cell phones on high volume, at least 2 brawls, high probability of yelling, low probability of reaching your destination and the watch in your luggage, wellllll its gone. $9 direct flight to Vegas. I'm down! Lemme slap on socks, slides, my stained sweats and let's get hammered before takeoff. Fly Spirit, you might get there. ✈️

The road to personal empowerment and truth is paved with fairweather friends. When you speak out, have an opinion and are selective with your time, you realize what the real meaning of "friend" actually is. Know that even though less people will walk shoulder to shoulder with you on the path to self-actualization, the depth of those relationships and the space made for new relationships will fill your cup over time.

A new documentary from @investigationdiscovery details how the premiere 3-letter organization allegedly knew what Jared was up to for 8 years before taking him down. This is a must-watch nightmare, but what's so insane is that the highest organizations of power/protection/law pretty much did nothing for nearly a decade while this dude traveled around the world being a merchant of darkness. The story itself is salacious and vile, but my question is... how did they let this happen for so long when the evidence was so obvious? Where *else* could this be happening and how in the actual wheel of cheese dumpster mysterious spinning blue ball in space did this take so long? Big yikes! Big gross! World is hot garb! Why is everything trash?

Discussing the soggy bag of meat that is supposedly running the country with @jenn_pellegrino on @newsmax for @turningpointusa I must say, Joseph Droolinette Garben is certainly giving us plenty to laugh about; but it's getting sadder by the day watching how his gang of clowns keep pretending this guy is with us. Jenn mentions how the "cackling hens" at The View aka Misery Behar, Whoop the City Bus and Overcast Hostin are saying the quiet part out loud. These clams casino (minus the casino) literally said they'd prefer a drooling crooked parmesan carpet over a Republican. Luckily for us the only people who watch the View are quadrupled-juice sads wearing 4 face diapers at home alone in a pit of despair, throating seed oils and selling their last possessions so they can Venmo Prezzy Green Sweatshirt and the Kraine bc of deMoCraCy or whatever. Everything is actual garbage.

We have more in common than we don't. If we can't figure out how to rally people together that may have different views on life but similar views on governance, we're toast. Divided we fall. If we can't stay focused on where we see eye to eye with people we disagree with on other matters, we'll end up with nothing at all. Try to stay focused on the big picture.

We don't need to agree on everything, but if we focus on what we disagree on, the things we agree on lose our attention and their momentum.

Holy larger muscle mass, Batman. Listening to very confused FOLX validating each other's delusions is a TREAT for your ears.

Even Billy Simpalito can't beleef what's going on these days.

The D.J. Ballgame strategy is strange to me. I don't really see what we lose by them competing for the position.

Tucker is out at Fox, which means cable journalism is toast, but Don Lime got canned from clown news so that's a plus, I guess. I'm expecting Primetime News with some intersectional AI powered meatblob or something. I guess we'll see.

Sauce chats with Jenn Pellegrino on Newsmax about the laughable clowncar that's supposedly running the free world. We touch on Krusty Harris being asked by a youth to leave the planet, John Fetterbeef somersaulting out of a short bus into work in his pajamas and Joseph Garbinette Basement himself speaking mashed potato words before his nightly oatmeal and bedtime. If you enjoyed this video or appreciate my work, please consider Subscribing, liking and leaving a comment. Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takenaps Tip Jar / Donations: All Payment Methods: https://bobbysauce.com/products/donate Venmo: @takenaps Cashapp: $takenaps PayPal: woke@bobbysauce.com Who is Bobby Sausalito? Bobby Sausalito is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as @takenaps. He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious guido observations. Official Merch Store: https://BobbySauce.com Follow on Instagram: @takenaps https://www.instagram.com/takenaps Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bobbysausalito Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/BobbySausalito Follow on TikTok: @takenapss https://www.tiktok.com/@takenapss Follow on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/BobbySausalito Book on Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/takenaps Join the Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wetakenaps/ Want to send me something? BOBBY SAUSALITO 1005 MARINA MILE BLVD, 253 FORT LAUDERDALE, FL 33315

This is the winning blueprint. If you fail to acknowledge amd embrace the simplicity of this marketing strategy or you forget to appeal to the 10% of undecideds, you lose. There is no other way in my opinion. Jobs, Money & Economy, Foreign Intervention 1. Provide an environment where ALL CITIZENS can prosper. Low tax, good incentives, free market. 2. Reduce inflation and reckless spending. Cut the fat. Raise the trustworthiness of our currency and global financial standing. 3. Bring the troops home. Negotiate us out of the Krane. Get us out. Spend money here. Clear concise and direct branding and marketing is the winning formula. Period.

@MikeCrispiUnafraid and I discuss the purposeful and intentional destruction of our society from powerful elites and special interest groups. Those in control stay focused on dividing people into groups and weaponizing them against each other. They use the media and authority figures to manufacture sects of victims, convince them they're marginalized and then encourage them to destroy themselves and others. They label anyone who notices it as uninclusive and dismiss any real world consequences for the mayhem they bring to society. This segment aired on "Mike Crispi: Unafraid" - tune in on LFA TV at 12pm EST on Weekdays. If you enjoyed this video or appreciate my work, please consider Subscribing, liking and leaving a comment. Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takenaps Tip Jar / Donations: All Payment Methods: https://bobbysauce.com/products/donate Venmo: @takenaps Cashapp: $takenaps PayPal: woke@bobbysauce.com Who is Bobby Sausalito? Bobby Sausalito is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as @takenaps. He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious guido observations. Official Merch Store: https://BobbySauce.com Follow on Instagram: @takenaps https://www.instagram.com/takenaps Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bobbysausalito Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/BobbySausalito Follow on TikTok: @takenapss https://www.tiktok.com/@takenapss Follow on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/BobbySausalito Book on Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/takenaps Join the Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wetakenaps/ Want to send me something? BOBBY SAUSALITO 1005 MARINA MILE BLVD, 253 FORT LAUDERDALE, FL 33315

Elon sat down with Tucker to discuss the real threat of AI. He asked for a few examples. By the time us mouth breathing humans realized what we'd unleashed on the world, it could potentially be too late. It would be so advanced we may not even realize it was happening. Perhaps it already is.

After a historic flash rainfall event in my hometown of Fort Lauderdale, people on both sides are desperately looking for any reason to blame Ron. He should have personally hand delivered umbrellas to each of us. I am diSguStEd! Ron should be reading the clouds, canceling travel and handing out rainboots to us personally. He should be here buying us McDonald's. This is unbelievable. He abandoned us!!!!!!

I'm certainly in support of ditching Bud for a multitude of reasons, but I just wanted to show the financial charts for some more context. Not trying to dunk on anyone, just trying to show the true financial picture of what's happening. I think we have bigger fish to fry overall, but I hope the downtrend sticks. I guess we'll see.

And the unknown figures who dictate how they frame "reality" are only interested in showing you tricks to convince you to destroy yourself.