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History repeating itself and information moving so fast it can't be validated is so hot right now. Tensions are high, emotions are high and this is a recipe for believing, saying and reacting irrationally. It's OK to wait on certain things. It's OK to not have a completely formulated take, it's OK to be patient, it's OK to believe two things can be true at the same time.

Wait, how are you reading this after phonegasm 2023? Zombie or? Imagine if people payed as much attention to actual real things that people actually say and do instead of larping resistance in a fantasy reality about things that are highly unlikely.

Cassidy Hutchinson is back A-GAIN spilling more truthy McTruth truth as she's now accusing Rudolph Hairdrip of being a creepazoid in broad daylight in freezing temperatures 2 years ago. It's definitely not because she's selling you a book to get the full story. Why would you think that? Silly goose. It's totally true, gang! She wants to stand up to power by selling you a $30 book. The best way to fight back is to enrich yourself. Normal stuff! True? What's true anymore? Book! Cash! Money money money money, cash in sis! Get them coins! Who cares that it will likely never be proven, attempted to be proven, any formal complaint issued and no validating its authenticity. Who cares! Just sell, sell, sell! She's had ENOUGH.

Rest east frenz, the kids may be alright after all. As California lizard serpent Gavin Newsolini suggests that his oldest son may be listening to Joe Rogan. Oh no! He might be healthy and cool one day. Yuck! Lots of actual laughs, could you imagine if he comes out one day dropping hot facts, can't imagine. So joyous. A boy can dream. Hopefully this young mind doesn't get his ability to freely think juiced out of his brain before he sees the truth. I guess only time will tell. But for now, this seems like a W.

The Tube of You suspends *person who can't be named* from monetizing his videos on their platform because of unproven allegations that are over 10 years old. Seems fine! I guess guilty until proven innocent crossed all parts of life and the interwebs and just existing on Earth. I'm sure this isn't just making example of a person speaking truth to power, couldn't be! Why would they want to intimidate people from sharing with others who is really in control? Say what you want unless we don't like it. We didn't fORcE yOu to do anything, we just took away your livelihood and tried to destroy your reputation, but we didn't fORcE! I think this will backfire, but who knows. Time will tell. You don't have to believe that he did or didn't do what they are accusing him of, to realize what message they're trying to tell us.

Yikes. This will certainly work, says the smooth-brain. How many times do people need to repackage free handouts before the population realizes that this is a non-solution typically pushed by low IQ sads with no understanding of free markets and how capitalism lifts the world out of poverty. Smh, soy-powered sads never get it. The LeADErShiP uses insane ideas like this to emotionally misguide people to believing that free handouts work better than creating an environment where people can't create their own prosperity. If this ever happened, it would lose money constantly, solve nothing and create an even less prosperous city with more people suffering.

Yooooooooo @americanair IS THIS YOU BRO????? A 14-year old aLLeGEdLy goes into the dump chamber on a flight and some dirt merchant taped his iPhone to the seat in the sloppiest example of pure garbagery I've ever seen. You can't make this up. This bag of rice dipped in dumpster juice didn't even try. Lock this character up and throw the key into the Brown Sea because this is next level wild. Why is everything in the literal actual alleged Earth such pure trash? How is this even possible? What is occurring? Is everyone good?????

In this segment with Alison Steinberg for OAN yesterday we discussed senjohnkennedy reading questionable books that appear in school libraries, an allegedly human person running for (D) House of Garbage in Virginia who's selling her dirtstar for Internet tokens and why these dirt merchants run bags of sand like Fetterbeef to demoralize us from paying attention while they clap our cheeks. If you enjoyed this video or appreciate my work, please consider Subscribing, liking and leaving a comment. Join us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/takenaps Tip Jar / Donations: All Payment Methods: https://bobbysauce.com/products/donate Venmo: @takenaps Cashapp: $takenaps PayPal: woke@bobbysauce.com Who is Bobby Sausalito? Bobby Sausalito is a Comedian, commentator and Internet personality most notably recognized on Instagram as @takenaps. He is a self-proclaimed "loud mouthed New England guido" living in South Florida and making comedy videos about politics, the economy, current events, real estate, roasting, travel and dubious guido observations. Official Merch Store: https://BobbySauce.com Follow on Instagram: @takenaps https://www.instagram.com/takenaps Like on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bobbysausalito Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/BobbySausalito Follow on TikTok: @takenapss https://www.tiktok.com/@takenapss Follow on Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/BobbySausalito Book on Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/takenaps Join the Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/wetakenaps/ Want to send me something? BOBBY SAUSALITO 1005 MARINA MILE BLVD, 253 FORT LAUDERDALE, FL 33315

This paper mache figurine of a fake alien was likely crafted for 85 pesos and a stack of tortillas. Whom actually believes this? WHOM? Sorry to our southern neighbors but imma get the enchiladas and hold the intergalactic traveling crusty boyz. I don't believe this for a literal second and I really, really want to.

New York, blink twice if you smell hot brown and sadness. The concrete jungle dreams are allegedly made of is in a tailspin to dumpsterville. Totally cool, hip as heck ERIC Adams isn't even pretending anymore. You make yourself a sanctuary, squander all your money on hotel rooms for people who don't care about your values, remove the ability to enforce any rules and smear anybody who tries to be a decent person and boom, you played yourself. And instead of financially reigning in your garbage programs, you cut the most important ones you've got. Hahahah you can't make this up. They will clap for you and salute you and pretend they appreciate you, then they dump in your porrage and tell you it's brown sugar.

Everybody get real excited for your life to be not improved at all and more time and money to be wasted because finally our LeADeRs aRe bRiNgiNg tHe PeAcH to the Joey Basement Garb Family. What a hilarious clownshow waste of time. Glad to see them pretend to do something, years to late, while we literally are getting served meaty claps on the daily. Lots of laughs nothing matters anymore let's all just get clapped and watch the show while our country and money get eroded for nothing lol good times.

California always takes the cake for backwards, fake virtue at the expense of the most vulnerable. These upside down dirt merchants are going to pretend like this is a good thing while literally pricing lower income families out of the personal protection market. Sorry! You're not wealthy enough to protect your family. Have a 2-liter bottle of soda and some sugary snacks and make sure you choose another Dem next cycle. We care about the little guy, as long as he's got that sweet sweet cash. Imagine being a brittle-boned soggy boi in California who thinks this is actually helping anything or anybody.

Sanctus did such a terrible job that he appointed a leading voice that says the opposite of what the dirt merchants are pushing regarding the mysterious potion. Kinda refreshing, go figure. We should be thankful and supportive of anybody who speaks facts like this dude and equally as thankful for the leader who appointed him to such a position. Or we could just say he's got no personality and laugh at his smile and pretend he's working against us.

This is far bigger than some clownsneaker merchant of darkness in New Mexico, this is an outrageous precedent that is far beyond what meets the eye. If they can suspend your most clearly documented rights of self-preservation under the guise of public HELTH, they can take EVERYTHING from you. One stroke of a pen and you are no longer a free human person. This is beyond dark and people can't even see it. They steal 5 on their blue diaper and swallow their mysterious potions and open up their brown eye for the long penfifteen of authority. We are so beyond gone it's insane.

Do we have a staffing problem on the literal earth? Why do we need to hire people with multiple screws loose to look after our most vulnerable? I would trust a docile chimpanzee as principal before I trusted a confused allegedly human per-son who wears this to read books to the youts. WHAT IS OCCURRING

The demoralization of society is in full swing as career dirt merchant and melted tortoogle Miff McGarble got his brain zapped by existing in a press conference today. How embarrassing that our best and brightest leaders can't be trusted with solid food. Our country was founded by brave men in their 20's and 30's and 250 years later the best we can do is brain impaired meatbags who couldn't change a lightbulb.

Brazil moves to normalize sending you to the clink for mean words. If you can do this for mean words about a protected class, what other words will be punishable next?

A bakery in HotBrowncisco is making headlines for refusing to serve those who protect and serve because it would be "unsafe" for their patrons to be around people who keep people safe. Ahahhaha San Fran blink twice if you're stepping in brown, just got jacked for merchandise and need help. Bay Area whom hurt you? Imagine thinking a public servant equipped and trained to protect people makes your customers unsafe. Looooool this is the bat signal to local bumbels who are likely going to "acquire" some free pastries soon. And when that happens, who will they call? Ghostbusters?

Rolling Stone are you good fam? Whom hurt you? Imagine getting your journalism degree and going to work every day with your mysterious potion and your cloth protection diaper and writing articles about why people who are healthier and happier than you question the same liars that have been clapping society's cheeks for decades. Why would somebody possibly question the chemically enhanced mystery potion that's laced into every unhealthy food imaginable? Write about music you clams casino or better yet maybe just stop writing altogether nobody reads your garbage other than sad soypersons and rule following NPCs, please refrain from speaking kthx bye.

People love getting bamboozled but I gotta hand it to Vivek, the dude knows his audience and energetically says the right thing at the right time. He knows he won't be held to account on his literal words and most people are persuaded by words of actions but hey who cares let's just do the same thing forever and expect different results. So much truth!

Lol Fox is hot garbage on Rye and continues to show it's true colors, selling Dark Brandon ads to the filthiest of dirt merchants on the only day anyone will ever tune in to their garb channel. This is no surprise to anybody paying attention but perfectly emblematic of their character. This is 1 of 1M reasons why those on the political right understand that we can't have nice things for long. Well done, clowns.

Make a contingency plan. Prepare to walk out. Prepare to homeschool. Prepare to unite. GET AHEAD OF IT. START GETTING LOUD OR GET ON YOUR KNEES.

If people don't speak up and get ahead of the clearly incoming 18 months of deception, we're so scrooged. If people fall for this again there may be no turning back from what they'll try to take from us. Diapers, potions, wealth transfers. All of it. It seems so clear.

Hard hitting journalisming, gang! Some soggy sadboi with a journalism degree from University of Phoenix actually wrote an article about how Ron DeFlorida may have rolled his eyes in an hours-long meeting in 1999. GASP! SOCIETY 👏 IS 👏 TOAST

Hard hitting journalisming, gang! Some soggy sadboi with a journalism degree from University of Phoenix actually wrote an article about how Ron DeFlorida may have rolled his eyes in an hours-long meeting in 1999. GASP! SOCIETY 👏 IS 👏 TOAST