The News Junkie's Cartoons

Biden praises Navalny for exposing Putin's corruption, yet he calls FBI whistleblower who's exposing Biden's corruption - a liar: "He is lying.. it's just been a, it's been an outrageous effort from the beginning."

Biden heads to Palestine, Ohio after 378 days the disaster struck the community, looks lost & confused as the press attempts to ask him questions, stops for a few moments, gives a blank stare, & shuffles away.

Biden, who has spent 40% of his entire presidency on vacation, screams about the House recess: "Two weeks! They're walking away. Two weeks! What are they thinking?! My God! This is bizarre!.. this is... is... come on!"

Biden's Press Sec goes on the offensive after being called out for blaming Republicans on the rise in violence in D.C.

Biden's Press Sec: It's simple - praise Biden, blame Republicans.

Biden shuffles around the White House: "Any comment on Russia deploying nuclear weapons into space?" Joe: "Happy Valentine's Day... wanna get a picture?.." Jill: "No — we did." Biden fakes to jog, trips, keeps shuffling.

Biden's Press Sec: "This president leadership speaks fully and speaks really loudly!" Biden: "Asafuthimerfutifuterwigh!"

Biden hit his head on Marine One after arriving back at the White House & shuffles inside while the press asking questions on his mental capacity.

Biden tells Republicans to pass his Money-for-Ukraine-Palestine-Asia bill with no questions immediately & blames Trump for blocking it.

Biden Clown Show: "Not a joke.. you think I'm kidding.. holy mackerel.. when I got in a plane & went to South Korea, they said, what the heck are you doing Joe?.. Violent crime rates are falling all across the nation..."

Biden is as sharp as ever: "Every innocent life in Gaza is a tragedy.. by the way, Barack's lookin' at you in the corner over there.. and the Crown Prince Hussein, where, where is the prince out here? I thought he was coming out."

Biden calls members of the United States Congress criminals: "The failure of the United States Congress, if it occurs, not to support Ukraine, is close to criminal neglect."

Rep. Elise Stefanik educates CNN anchor on Biden, Democrats, January 6th, and CNN: "I wouldn't have certified 2020 election... CNN continue to fail to understand the American people frustration..."

In the meanwhile cackling Kamala delivers her usual word salad.

Biden shuffles away from inconvenient questions to another vacation: "Will you be getting a cognitive exam during your physical?"

Biden's handlers fill his note cards and make sure he doesn't answer any questions.

Biden's farce: "I take responsibility.. I didn't have the responsibility.. my memory is fine.. my memory is so bad I let you speak.. before the attack, after the attack.. president of Mexico Sisi.. north-west, north-east..."

If Biden has got significant limitations on his memory, then who is helping him run the country? Biden's Press Sec: "That part of the report does not live in reality." Biden: "Aafuthimerfutifuterwigh!"

Biden Clown Show: "I'm not joking.. Roe v. Word, Ward!.. whether you live in a red state or a green state.. every new high speed relendet!"

Biden: "There is some movement, there’s been a response from the, uh, there’s been a response from the opposition, but um.." Useful press: "Hamas?" Biden: "Yes, I’m sorry, from Hamas."

"Trump says he's ready to debate you right now. Do you accept?" Biden: "If I were him, I'd wanna debate me, too!"

Pro-Ukraine Biden: "Important priorities.. urgent funding for Ukraine.. I'm wearing my Ukraine tie, my Ukraine pin.. I pulled together a coalition of over 50 nations.. on the phone.. Trump 1st, Putin 2nd, America 3rd."

Biden: "I love how Trump is now saying, 'Biden is for abortion on demand.' Not true. That’s not what Roe v. Wade said. It said there are three trimesters and how it worked."

You can't make this shit up: Biden claims "the only reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump & his MAGA Republican friends, they said NO because they are afraid of Donald Trump."

Biden's Press Sec on Joe Biden claiming that in a few months after his inauguration he talked to French president "Mitterrand from Germany" who died in 1996: "I'm not even going to go down that rabbit hole."