The News Junkie's Cartoons

Biden Clown Show: "We've created a record 15 million jobs since I came to office!.. No, I'm serious!.. No, no, I'm not making this up!.. Don't jump!"

After days of his antisemitic supporters terrorizing Jewish students on college campuses, Biden finally shuffles in to address it, but refuses to condemn his fellow Democrats who encouraged these acts of violence.

Biden looks lost and confused after touching down in Charlotte — holding onto the mayor's hand for dear life.

A liar is always a liar — Senator Biden: "Who gives a shit whether you think or anybody thinks, they're gonna stick to a message, what is important is what's coming out of his mouth, that's the story."

Democrat Al Gore is selling climate change bullshit: "Greenhouse gases are now trapping as much extra heat as would be released by 600,000 Hiroshima-class atomic bombs exploding every single day!"

The Master of Gaslighting Democrat Kamala: "Enough with the gaslighting!"

Q: How does Biden explain Biden's silence this week? Biden's Press Sec: "He's not been silent! I'm not gonna speak about, is that somebody's doorbell? Alarm? And I'll speak more broadly... Climate change!"

Fake news MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace: "Depending on what happens in November, 7 months from right now, this time next year, I might not be sitting here... there might not be a WH correspondents’ dinner or a free press."

Biden's handlers make a shield by walking between him and the press as he shuffles off to Delaware for a closed-door campaign event — the entirety of Biden's schedule today.

As cringe as Democrats can be. Drew Barrymore: "We need you to be 'mamele' of the country." Kamala: "Yeah, I mean, yeah, no, I know." Audience: "Aww."

2 Trump haters walked into a bar... Pelosi: "You wanna be an apologist for Trump?! That may be your role, but it ain't mine!" MSNBC: "I don't think anybody can accuse me of that."

Biden's Press Sec: "If American people hear directly from us they will know exactly what we've been doing... we understand that prices, again, are too low... black wealth jumped up by 60%... high inflation because of pandemic..."

Democrat strategist Carville cursing out young people for abandoning Biden: "If Trump wins there will be no government left, there will be no rights left, you'll end up with Christian Nationalism!"

The Miserable Person of the Day: Biden looks awful but Howard Stern looks even worse with his Trump derangement syndrome on steroids.

While the Democrat party has become totally unrecognizable since JFK, Biden has been deflecting to his opposition for years: "This is not you father's Republican party!"

Biden's handlers change traditional president's walking routine to and from Marine One for Biden because they have no choice.

Biden Clown Show team is surrounding him as he walks to the White House to keep him away from the press.

Biden delivers incoherent remarks: "Schumer leader and I, we took action bringing prices down for everyone... Not a joke, by the way... that's not hyperbole, that's literal... My wife Jill cares a lot about this..."

Biden Clown Show on steroids: "We're following my blue collar blueprint.. guess what? It's working!.. I still sometimes cut the yard... I cut the national debt so far!.. are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?"

Without his teleprompter, Biden can't complete sentences jumping between lies & thoughts, makes long pauses and diluting his incoherent mumbling with "not a joke," etc. Doctor Jill is trying to direct him.

Biden shuffles away without taking questions: "I'm going off to make a speech at a hotel I'm late for..."

You can't make this shit up. Biden reads notes from his teleprompter in his staged show: "Four more years... pause..."

Biden Abortion Freedom Show in Tampa, Florida: It's all about Trump.

Biden & his campaign staff: "So where's my team?.. I got involved when I was a kid in the civil rights movement!.. that's the note I have... we've had enormous success... I used to drive an 18 wheeler..."

Democratic Nursing Home One in Washington D.C.