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“Did you used to be a body builder?”
An awful exchange with the doctor during a post-surgery check up.
Clip From Episode 305
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David Attenborough Sells Out
David Attenborough was recently named "Champion of the Earth" by the UN.
Clip From Episode 305
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Elon Musk buys Twitter
Dick praying to Elon Musk worked and he officially bought twitter after a week of bluecheck meltdowns over freedom of speech.
Clip From Episode 305
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Jon Breaks Bad News calls in about his TV Show
Jon Breaks Bad News calls in to talk about how his popularity on Tik Tok almost led to a really bad TV show.
Clip From Episode 305
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What is The Cure for Fatphobia in Burlesque?
Fat Watch: This week in fat news we fight fatphobia in the burlesque community, Lizzo gets political, and the real pandemic- women gaining weight while working from home for the last two years.
From Episode 304
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Mister Metokur Calls In (2017)
Mister Metokur called in for the first time in episode 61 to talk about laughing at niche internet communities, ABDLs, the rise and falls of internet celebrities, MOBs, social media brain rot and more!
W/ ThatLarryShow
From Episode 61
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You've Got To Get In On These "Seanies" NFTs
Get Your Rare Seanie at https://seanies.art/
Next drop at Mint.Seanies.Art Tuesday 5/10/22
From Episode 304
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My Arm Surgery
Fuck this arm.
From Episode 304
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Episode 304 - Dick on Vicodin Miracles
My arm surgery, being fit shamed in the hospital, praying to Elon Musk, turning 4 Vicodin into 40, communicating properly with women, the fake close the window 'x' for Ukraine, Orwell's revenge, Seanies the Sean NFTs, bluecheck meltdowns over freedom of speech, Avon Chartsdale talks stocks and heroin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Mister Metokur Calls In (2022)
Mister Metokur calls in for the first time since episode 61 to catch up with Dick and Sean about the world post-pandemic, Metokur's falling out with Ethan Ralph, Metokur's health, Maddox becoming Bananadox, the current state of the internet, Flamenco's sex-doxing and more.
From Episode 303
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Listener Advice: "I have Zero friends"
A listener writes in to ask Dick if he has any advice on how to make friends as an adult man post-pandemic.
From Episode 301
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Which side was more wrong, Chris Rock or Will Smith?
Dick and Sean on The Slap heard around the world.
From Bonus Episode 69
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Dick Masterson Meets Alex Stein (Prime Time #99)
Alex Stein calls in about his viral town hall appearances in Texas, the best way you can start effectively changing the culture, and the future of comedy.
From Episode 302
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Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" Calls in (Bonus Crossovers, Lolsuits, and Live Shows)
The recent cross-over bonus episode between "The Dick Show" and "Who Are These Podcasts?" takes a look at the MAPs IRL podcast, Patty C-cups and his crowd-less stand up set, and more of Maddox's F*ck Whales audiobook. Dick and Karl also talk about past and upcoming Live Shows, Stuttering John's recent legal threats, and The Creep Off before going over a couple of Patty's classic rap songs.
From Episode 302
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Sean's Animal Corner - Episode 300 #short
On animal colorblindness
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Episode 302 - Dick on Defining Women
Alex Stein calls in about his town hall appearances, we try to define a woman, Hump Fest, paper calendars, vaccinations and Ukraine, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in about the bonus episode, MAPs IRL, and learning to walk again; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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Have You Ever Used a Plywood Toilet?
Can't put "Have you ever shit in a plywood toilet?" as your YouTube video title anymore. Vito voted for this.
From Episode 300
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"1000-Lb. Best Friends"
Fat Watch: This week in fat news we visit Lukas Safronov's McDonald's protest in Russia, Tess Holiday's ongoing battle with anorexia, "1000 ibs Best Friends" and more!
From Episode 301
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Jussie Smollett Got Out of Jail
Jussie Smollett has already been released from his sentenced 150 days in jail.
From Episode 301
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"Impossible? No. I'M POSSIBLE"
Fat Watch: Last week in fat news we visited a new Adidas ad campaign, read a story of rotund retail costumers, learn that tiktok user CHCLATERAYNE doesn't like "quiet finishers", and a sexy summer hoax!?
From Episode 300
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Jussie Went To Jail
Jussie Smollett has been sentenced to 150 days in jail after a jury found he lied to police about being the victim of a hate crime.
Note: The story HAS unfolded further since this episode was recorded.
From Episode 300
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