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Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: https://the-kash-foundation.revv.co/beevideo #shorts

The California Dream ain't what it used to be. In this parody of The Beach Boys' "California Girls", the Babylon Bee Boys express their yearning to leave the Golden State someday. #shorts Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don't like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of "We Don't Talk About Bruno"! Lyrics: Psaki/Biden We don't talk about China, no, no, no! We don't talk about China It was inauguration day We were getting ready and there wasn't a crowd at the mall Fences all over the mall China calls in per our mutual win Corn Pop! You telling this story, or am I? I'm sorry, Jen Psaki, go on! China says, "We don’t detain…" What’d those Chinamen tell us? “Uighurs, or start COVID strains.” Obama was a clean fella We’ll circle back another day Hunter took their pay, so they’re okay! We don't talk about China, no, no, no! We don't talk about China! Disney Hey! Grew to find a love of China silencing and censoring I will always pander to their editing and murdering I associate them with the sound of printing cash Got a gay kiss? It’s a miss with the Chinese Edit till we get it all approved by the commies Grappling with policies we couldn't understand Do you understand? Dr. Anthony Fauci 5 foot 7 frame Bat soup as a snack All my function gains Will all fade to black Can’t hear beagles’ screams Cause I surgically removed their vocal cords!We don't talk about China, no, no, no! We don't talk about China Eric Swalwell Fang Fang told me she really loved me, but the next day: GONE! John Cena 我会说一点普通话 Wǒ huì shuō yīdiǎr pǔtōnghuà 医生一清冲 Yīshēng qīngchóng Yvonne Tong When I asked the WHO about Taiwan my phone call went dead Chorus Your fate is sealed when your fortune cookie’s read! Xi Jinping I tell you that Taiwan and Hong Kong are in China and someday be mine I tell you that my power will grow like the dragon that fly through the sky(Yes, Xi Jinping is on his way) LeBron They told me that their slaves would make me some nice Nike jerseys If I shut up and dribble(It's like I hear him now) Xi Jinping U.S., I want not a sound out of you(It's like I hear him now, I can hear him now)Donald J. Trump Um, China... Yeah, about that China... I really told you all about China... I had the the truth and the whole truth, China (Donald Trump, you get out of here!) (Get off Twitter) Chorus Don't talk about China! Donald J. Trump I warned you all about China! Chorus Not a word about China! Donald J. Trump I really warned you all about China! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Socialism isn't ALL bad. Here are 9 upsides you might not have considered. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In case you needed further proof humanity is set on destroying itself, look no further than this new "science" that just came out. #shorts

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news of the week. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

The new Title IX proposal protects women... with penises, that is. #shorts

The January 6th hearings ended in an epic fashion. Still, we came away from season one with several unanswered questions. Here they are, burning in our minds. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Host Adamina Yenser gives us the news of the week, like NASA sending nudes to aliens, protestors swarming Supreme Court justices' homes to demand they change their votes, and the world bids a tearful goodbye to the iPod. Watch the full podcast here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1wH-TfzaRc Follow Adam on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/adamyenser Follow Adamina: https://linktr.ee/morganisawizard Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

This Christmas, get the doll that will shame and terrify your children about the climate… Greta On The Shelf!

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser gives you all the news you need to know from the week like Donald Trump allegedly assaulting his driver on January 6th, Elmo getting his COVID vaccine, and how the states are responding to Roe V. Wade being struck down.

Megan Rapinoe and the US Women’s Soccer team have made history at the Olympics by not scoring a single goal to bring awareness to racism. Brave. Stunning. And other buzz words. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Host Adam Yenser brings you the news of the week, including Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg losing oodles of money and a Canadian school board standing behind that teacher with the giant fake breasts. At least they're not standing in front of that teacher. Watch the full podcast at https://youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Feminists say they want their uteruses to have the same rights as guns. Now, it's become a reality: women have all the same rights as your AR-15! #shorts

Starbucks: a safe haven for the marginalized and uncaffeinated. But every once in a while that safe space is infiltrated by evil right-wing Nazi conservatives. Here are a few signs you can use to tell if your Starbucks has been compromised with Republicans.

Dr. Anthony Fauci will guest star in an upcoming episode of Paw Patrol! Will the pups survive his sandfly torture? Chase is on the case!

Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite - all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment! Subscribe to our new podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

It's every parent's worst nightmare: your kid comes out as a libertarian. Don't worry -- we can help you nip it in the bud. Make sure to constantly check for these 9 warning signs. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Mike is a maskaholic, but today he takes the first step on his road to recovery.

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like The Oscars being a thing that happened, Michelle Yeoh having a big night, and a Russian fighter jet downing a U.S. drone over the Black Sea! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

What costumes are acceptable for Halloween? Which ones are problematic? If you’re white… all of them. They’re all problematic.

Everyone's favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke! #short #shorts #california #texas #trending #comedy #funny #liberal #conservative #democrats #republican #politics Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/BJzOZuPgcMc

Polls show most Americans don’t like either of the likely 2024 presidential nominees, but we found the one man in the country who absolutely loves both Trump and Biden. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Have you seen Jesus Revolution yet? Director Jon Erwin shares with us some insight into the casting of Kelsey Grammer. #shorts