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Noah may have saved all of humanity, but he did make some mistakes. Here’s what he should have considered throwing overboard. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Does Joe Biden make a lot of gaffes? Not according to his speechwriter. #letsgobrandon Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Have you ever questioned whether someone is a man or a woman? We all have! But something that's NOT in question is that the featured gentlemen in this video are made of 100% certified manflesh. Enjoy (and I use that term lightly) this Mulan parody at your own peril. WARNING: Do not allow children to view this video. Despite us being labeled a "comedy website" this may very well be the least funny thing you'll see all week. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=YT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Subscribe to our podcast channel: https://www.youtube.com/thebabylonbeepodcast The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In this parody of "Mary, Did You Know?" by the great Mark Lowry (please come on the podcast Mark we love you), we chronicle all the wonderful things the Biden administration has done for us this holiday season. And we wonder: did he know? Coming to all major music services soon. Please bee patient. Lyrics: Biden did you know that your policies would drive us underwater? Biden did you know that your policies would trans our sons and daughters? Did you know that your policies will punish what is true? The church that you subscribe to, does not subscribe to you. Biden did you know that your baby boy made shady deals in Ukraine? Biden did you know that your baby boy loves Parmesan and cocaine? Did you know that you shouldn’t touch these women like you do? When you sniff that little girl’s hair, it’s borderline #metoo The wall will cease The debt increase And the dead will vote again The crime will leap The dumb will speak While we say, "C'mon man!" Biden, did you know that your policies would bring about inflation? Biden, did you know that your policies would one day ruin the nation? Did you know that your policies make Herod's reign seem bland One day you’ll have to answer to the great I Am

Chris Smitherson has a problem: he's unvaccinated -- which means he's left out of all activities as he doesn't have COVID like his vaccinated friends. Thoughts and prayers. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Hot on the heels of their suppression of several episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience, Spotify has banned these 11 songs for containing harmful misinformation. Not good! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In this internal meeting at Twitter, two new employees learn the ropes of who gets banned and who gets to stay on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

To celebrate Pride Month, Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Did you know recently deceased Russian warlord Yevgeny Prigozhin had his own hair loss supplement? @CigarPage guarantees the lowest prices and best service. Visit https://www.cigarpage.com/bald for your special offer. Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

The Babylon Bee is finally able to move on to other stories that need to be covered now that they have artificial intelligence covering the AOC front! Try it for yourself: https://babylonbee.com/news/introducing-the-babylon-bee-aoc-article-generator Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast #babylonbee #podcast #aoc #politics #humor #satire #comedy #conservative

In his interview with The Babylon Bee, Elon Musk warns about one of the biggest threats to modern civilization: the woke mind virus. See the rest of the interview here: https://rumble.com/vr8s2e-full-interview-elon-musk-sits-down-with-the-babylon-bee.html

Candace Owens joined The Babylon Bee podcast to talk about her new docuseries Convicting A Murderer on DailyWire+ Watch the interview: https://youtu.be/QryPsHSAvGg #dailywire #truecrime #convictingamurderer #candaceowens

If you are a man, congratulations. You’ve won. However, such victory also comes with some responsibility. As a male, it’s your duty to exhibit strength and fortitude, and to show no weakness. Here is a comprehensive list of the only instances it is acceptable for men to shed a tear. Try Cigar Place's Top-Shelf Stogies Sampler, loaded with ten highly-rated premium cigars, for only $24.99 with free shipping: https://buff.ly/47sbX7A #masculinity #comedy #motivation #funny

How bad is Joe Biden’s approval rating? Bad! In fact, here is a list of awful things more popular than Joe Biden. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

We're live on the scene at the Capitol building as the FBI hosts their beloved annual January 6 reunion. Good times! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Toss your capitalist cookbooks aside, this anti-capitalist cooking show walks you through the grueling experience of cooking… the socialist way. #shorts

The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser brings you Weakly News like the harassment allegations against Lizzo, Chris Christie's visit with Zelenskyy, and Oakland's creative solution to its growing crime problem. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

In Disney's upcoming reboot of 1937's Snow White, will the Prince kiss the sleeping princess? Or will he obtain her consent first? Find out in this exclusive clip from the new movie! Ditch Disney and support a company that promises they’ll never rewrite their children’s content to cater to the latest new woke movement. Join @bravepublishing4803 's Freedom Island Book Club today! Use promo code 'BEEBRAVE' for 20% off: https://buff.ly/44phbiw #snowwhite #disney #woke #comedy

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the Weakly News like ABC announces a new geriatric Bachelor TV show, a Florida man is on trial for selling bleach as a covid cure, and a new study suggests dogs might’ve coexisted with dinosaurs and more! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.” Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Their culture is not your costume. DO NOT appropriate ghost, zombie, or vampire culture this Halloween. Become a premium subscriber: https://buff.ly/3mxrUba The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee #halloween #comedy #woke

Watch as this Joe Rogan fan fruitlessly tries to get Alexa to play the Joe Rogan Experience. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Game nights can get ugly, with crying, flipped tables, and accusations of cheating flying everywhere. But with these tips, your next game night will be MOSTLY PEACEFUL. Deliverance is an epic "angels vs demons" cooperative RPG in a box for up to 4 players. Order at http://PlayDeliverance.com today! #games #boardgames #comedy

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you Weakly News like the latest coup in Russia failing, Joe Biden’s new CPAP machine leaving marks on his face, and Ryan Seacrest becoming the new host of Wheel of Fortune. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast