The Babylon Bee

Everyone always talks about the eagles, but did Frodo *really* have to drop the ring in the center of Mount Doom? #shorts

The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you weakly news like Mike Pence officially announcing that he is running for President in 2024, Taylor Swift swallowing a bug, and that large Canadian wildfire that is affecting New York City. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans?utm_source=PYT&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=description Listen to more Babylon Bee content with Bee Radio: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUu5jt0fuiT55J2KDStJwLw The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebabylonbeepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/babylonbeepod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBeePodcast

JP Sears on The Babylon Bee Podcast. Full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0RaTANY1Sw&t=1s #comedy #podcast #woke #swimming #awakenwithjp #jpsears

If there's one thing you've noticed about white nationalists, it's that they have hands. And something they've been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Too many straight white men on your TV screen? Netflix is here to add more fun, color, and blatant sexuality to your families' lives. Here is a sneak peek at some of the exciting new programming coming soon to Netflix! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

New photos from Disney's Snow White leaked, were they real? The Babylon Bee crew discusses. #shorts

Gregory Ilinovich loves murdering people with illegal guns - so he's a bit concerned about all these new gun regulations. Luckily, he tends not to follow laws anyway. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

These two women come from different political parties. But at least they can agree on "my body, my choice" - or do they?

Would the Founding Fathers have stood for this wood-fired pizza ban? #shorts

Do you have Covid? Then ask your vet, I mean your doctor about Pfizer’s new drug, Pfizermectin. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Watch the full video: https://youtu.be/C0xeqOqpekE #liberal #conservative #comedy #writer

A stunning and brave great white shark named Bruce was allowed to compete in the women's 500-yard freestyle and she is really making mincemeat out of the competition. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Gabe Eltaeb joins the gang on The Babylon Bee podcast and shares his thoughts on what makes for a self-centered culture. #podcast #woke #culture #babylonbee

Polls show most Americans don’t like either of the likely 2024 presidential nominees, but we found the one man in the country who absolutely loves both Trump and Biden. #trump #biden

Brandon calls out cancel culture on our latest podcast. #shorts

Dean Cain joins The Babylon Bee Podcast! Watch the interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4YMt1aOwO0 #shorts #superman

Can this parent cheer for his son Brandon without saying the dreaded, “Let’s go, Brandon!“? Watch and find out.

These conservative satire writers are trying to come up with a joke, but liberals have already done every insane thing they can think of. Will they be able to outpace reality? "Satire has weakened in our epoch for several reasons, but chiefly, I think, because the world has become too absurd to be satirized.” - Gk Chesterton, 1911 Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Enjoy our touching music video covering the 525,600 minutes of mainstream media hyping up the January 6 Capitol riots while downplaying the BLM riots. Our own parody inspired by Colbert's parody of Seasons of Love. Parodyception! Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Trump, as we all know, is an existential threat to democracy itself! If we don’t destroy him, the unparalleled peace and prosperity Biden brought to America will be over for good! Oh no! Click here to make an URGENT donation to the KASH FOUNDATION: thekashfoundation.com/bee

#superman #dccomics #batman #comedy #babylonbee #wonderwoman

Have a question about gender identity? Or perhaps you're wondering how to raise a woke theybie? Great news! The writers and artists at The Babylon Bee are here to help. Join us TOMORROW 9/19 for a special LIVE Q&A to celebrate the release of our new book: The Babylon Bee Guide To Gender. WATCH HERE: https://youtube.com/live/LnGN7AbBh_M?feature=share

So you've given your life to Christ, but now what? Let us equip you with everything a Christian woman needs… besides Jesus of course. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

In a collaboration with The Babylon Bee, Professor Gorb McStevens lists all the countries where communism hasn't turned into a totalitarian hellscape where you have to eat your dog. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee

Do you have an addiction to CNN? If so, we're here to help diagnose your problem and address it head-on. Become a premium subscriber: https://babylonbee.com/plans The Official The Babylon Bee Store: https://shop.babylonbee.com/ Follow The Babylon Bee: Website: https://babylonbee.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thebabylonbee Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheBabylonBee Instagram: http://instagram.com/thebabylonbee