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Weakly News 3/10/23: Pete Davidson, Lori Lightfoot, and Eating Bald Eagles
The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you the news you need to know like all things Lori Lightfoot losing, Pete Davidson crashing his car, and illegal immigrants from Honduras decided to eat a bald eagle for some reason. Also Chuck-E-Cheese is still using floppy disk drives.
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Coaches Struggle With Using Pronouns
This substitute coach has never coached little league baseball before. He has nothing to worry about… as long as he gets the children’s increasingly complicated pronouns right.
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Twitter Employee Undergoes Therapy Over Elon Musk Takeover
Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.
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New iPhone 13 Will Require Vaccination To Unlock Screen
Join Tim Apple as he reveals iPhone 13. The first phone to force you to be vaccinated… or else. Apple: Think different.
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Chinese Military To Just Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Soldiers
In this official training video for the People's Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective!
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Weakly News 7/14/23: Ukraine Not Ready For NATO Membership and Trans Miss Netherlands
The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you Weakly News like Biden telling Zelensky that Ukraine isn't ready for NATO membership, the winner of Miss Netherlands being a dude, and scientists finding out the quickest way to calm down a rattlesnake!
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10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns
Should you turn your guns into the government? Of course. Don’t know why? Here are just a few of the many, many reasons.
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Bee Weak-ly News Update 10/29/22: Fetterman, Halloween, and Ye
The Babylon Bee’s Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know from the week like John Fetterman struggling at the debate, Halloween costing 13% more this year, and Ye deciding to go up against the Jewish people.
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God Saved Pastor Jack Hibbs From Death
Pastor Jack Hibbs joined The Babylon Bee podcast to share the story of his difficult beginning.
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Husband Fights Patriarchy By Letting Wife Change Car Tire
If you are male, you are toxic. So watch and learn how to get rid of your toxic masculinity from this feminist husband.
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Mattel Introduces Pregnant Ken Doll
You've heard of Pregnant Barbie, Midge. Now Mattel has released its first-ever pregnant man doll: Pregnant Ken! You can have all sorts of fun with the clearly MALE Ken doll and his pregnant belly! Available wherever non-gender-specific toys are sold.
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Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 10/16/2022: Blink-182, Potheads Set Free, And Smashed Graven Images
The Babylon Bee's Adam Yenser brings you all the news you need to know from the week like Blink-182 playing together again, all the potheads getting set free from jail, and lots of statues getting smashed.
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Respect Murderer's Pronouns
CNN has made it a priority not to misgender the perpetrator of the tragedy in Tennessee.
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Terrorist Caught At Southern Border
A Border Patrol agent catches a suspicious character trying to blend in with a group of Mexican migrants.
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7 Gun-Free Tactics To Defend Your Home
When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you still might need to defend yourself on the rare occasion. If that ever happens to you, you can use these foolproof ways to defend yourself even when you don’t have a gun.
In the meantime, if you are looking for gear that is actually useful for home defense, Visit T.Rex Arms. T. Rex Arms is equipping the serious citizen.
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Get Your "I Identify As Vaccinated" T-Shirt Today!
Don't have a vax card yet? Then get the "I Identify As Vaccinated" t-shirt to solve all your problems. Really! This is a real shirt! Go to -- https://shop.babylonbee.com/collectio... -- and get yours today!
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Are You Reading Extremist Authors?
The UK government has a watchlist of authors. Who qualifies may surprise you.
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FBI Insists Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified While Wearing Women's Clothes
The FBI is insisting their raid on Melania Trump's wardrobe was justified -- but the women's clothes the agents are wearing look suspicious.
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We Only Had 5 Years To Stop Using Fossil Fuels
We should've listened to Greta Thunberg 5 years ago because now we're all dea- wait a second!
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Signs You Might Be Watching Too Much Fox News
Do you stare at your TV as intensely as Tucker stares into the camera? Do you count Sean Hannitys while drifting off to sleep? Watch this video to see if you have a problem.
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The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness Will Radicalize YOU!
The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness will turn you from a MAGA into an SJW!
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Babylon Bee Weak-ly News Update 9/16/2022: R.I.P. Queen, Black Ariel, and Baseball Gets Lamer
Host Adam Yenser gives us the news of the week, including the Queen dying, Ariel being black now, and changes that are coming to Major League Baseball.
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The Babylon Bee Guide to Every Christian Denomination
Let your friends at The Babylon Bee walk you through every single Christian denomination in existence, except for the ones we forgot. What's your favorite denomination? Let us know in the comments!
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I Wish We All Could Leave California (Beach Boys Parody)
The California Dream ain't what it used to be. In this parody of The Beach Boys' "California Girls", the Babylon Bee Boys express their yearning to leave the Golden State some day.
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Well, SF's packed with feces,
You gotta watch your step up there,
And Los Angeles with all their homeless camps,
The tents and drugs are everywhereIn Napa Newsom drops some
15 thousand bucks on wine
But in the rest of the state with all the mask mandates,
They keep us all locked up real tightI wish we all could leave California, now
I wish we all could leave California,
I wish we all could leave California, nowWell, Texas has more freedom,
And pistol grips out there aren't banned
I'd dig a Florida place with no mask on my face,
And no income tax sounds grandI been all around this Commie state,
And my time here's about spent
Yeah, but I couldn't spot even one U-Haul lot
That had a single truck left to rentI wish we all could leave California, now
I wish we all could leave California,
I wish we all could leave California, now (edited)
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Hateful White Men Question How Hateful They Really Are
It’s clear that these two men are hateful, racist, misogynist bigots. But they’re wonderin’… maybe they ain’t?
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