Guns & Games

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

Behemo Rodriguez visits a mountain facility that specializes in breaking wind. It explodes.

After returning the marker to its resting place, Engineer-hemoth encounters a big angry meat mountain. And then drops a small moon on it.

Slowly but surely, step by step, room by room, Engineer-hemoth moves the marker back to where it came from. Where all these 'dead folks who won't stay dead' shenanigans began.

Engineer-hemoth recovers the big spooky marker from the angry tentacle monsters, then loads it onto a shuttle for delivery.

Busy busy busy. Engineer-hemoth gets the marker moving, repairs a shuttle and finally disposes of the ironically immortal dead guy.

After yet another damned recording glitch, Engineer-hemoth is now in crew quarters, eliminating meat tentacles in order to release the marker so the damned thing can be shot into the damned sun.

With the master override code complete, Engineer-hemoth heads back through the Ishimura room by room to gather all the assorted goodies the crew had squirreled away.

Engineer-hemoth takes part in a shooting contest, then borrows some ship parts from the accommodating crew of the Valor.

It turns out the giant angry space sphincter isn't dead after all. Engineer-hemoth kills it. This time for certain.

Back to the bridge!! Then back to hydroponics!! Then back to the bridge again!! The necromprophs chasing Engineer-hemoth around the ship are definitely going to get their cardio in.

Engineer-hemoth goes back and forth throughout the mining decks, slapping around a wide and varied assortment of necromorphs and poking around in sundry nooks and crannies.

Between the mining decks and a quick return to engineering, Engineer-hemoth finds many goodies and redeadifies many necromorphs.

Engineer-hemoth bullies multiple asthmatics and fights a gigantic foul tempered sphincter.

Issac Clark-hemoth visits hydroponics to acquire potatoes. There are wierdo zombie monsters' hording said potatoes. They must pay the price.

Issac Clark-hemoth meets up with your average cdc "doctor", and the hideous, malformed and rather hard to kill abomination he created.

Asteroids are aster-holes, so Engineer-hemoth recalibrates the anti asteroid guns, to show those dastardly space rocks who's boss.

Another brute falls before the righteous glory of Engineer-hemoths Plasma Cutter. Also power get redistributed and he gets ready for a peaceful stroll in space.

Engineer-hemoth makes it to the bridge, has a chat with Hammond and Chen, and meets Fluffy, the ship pet/mascot.

With the centrifuge online and the fuel supply sorted, the time has come to fire up the engines, to prevent the Ishimura from becoming one giant steel pancake.

In today's exciting episode, a centrifuge which has been de-centrifuged gets re-centrifuged, and assorted zombie space monsters get nailed to assorted bulkheads.

For some reason, the last video recorded audio, but no video, so, Engineer-hemoth will be picking up here, down in the engineering deck, getting the main engine back online in order to avoid fiery death as the Ishimura gets pulled out of orbit.

Engineer-hemoth continues through the medical area, and meets the captain of the Ishimura himself.

The medical area gets explosively rearranged, as Engineer-hemoth shows off his skills at IED creation.

Engineer-hemoth acquires an actual gun...then proceeds to never use it and stick it in a box. Also, he visits the medical center of the Ishimura.