Guns & Games

[Insert Witty and brilliant intro for Behemoth playing Single Player Tarkov here]

[Insert Witty and brilliant intro for Behemoth playing Single Player Tarkov here]

[Insert Witty and brilliant intro for Behemoth playing Single Player Tarkov here]

In pursuit of the various bits and bobs required to obtain the magical beta box, Tarkov-hemoth heads into the assorted maps and deals with assorted people speaking foreign.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

More quests must be completed. More euro-peons must be slain. So I say, so shall it be.

Now with his level well into the 20's, Tarkov-hemoth finds himself slowed down once again by very specific items needed to continue bunker expansion. Drills and horses. Frigging drills and friggin wooden horses.

The subterranean mansion of Tarkov-hemoth is advancing nicely, room after glorious room is restored, and soon filled with a never-ending tidal wave of loot.

More quests and more looting as Tarkov-hemoth edges closer and closer to becoming the most Tarkovy Tarkover who ever has Tarkoved.

What thrills, what excitement, what shenanigans await our intrepid Tarkov-hemoth this fine evening? You'll have to watch to find out.

More loot is required to build Tarkov-hemoths subterranean mansion. Eastern euro-peons stand in his way, but not for long.

Tarkov-hemoth hits the streets! Things are looted and many, many eastern euro-peons have unfortunate encounters with specific elements traveling at high speeds.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In an impressive level of streaming failure, Behemoth neglects to turn on his microphone...for the majority of the stream! If you want SPT gameplay without the commentary and random bouts of singing, this is the episode for you!

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

In his first attempt at streaming, Tarkov-hemoth dives into the idyllic paradise of your average eastern euro-peon vacation.

Behemo Rodriguez visits a mountain facility that specializes in breaking wind. It explodes.

After returning the marker to its resting place, Engineer-hemoth encounters a big angry meat mountain. And then drops a small moon on it.

Slowly but surely, step by step, room by room, Engineer-hemoth moves the marker back to where it came from. Where all these 'dead folks who won't stay dead' shenanigans began.