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The once-great Disney has fallen. They had won it all with Pixar, Lucas Films, Marvel Studios, and everything else they bought, but slowly Disney began to realise it was not good enough, as lecturing the audience and directly insulting them was a better financial decision than just making good content. Disney sucks.

The Rings of Power not only cost Amazon Studios 1 billion dollars, but it also went down in history as the biggest mistake Jeff Bezos ever made after not signing a prenup. So here's the story of how it got made. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837

The 2020s is a decade of utter lunacy. For most, it would have been the time of kicking back and cracking some cold ones, but the virus from China had other plans, and so did our elected officials who thought the best way to deal with it, was to cause societal and economic meltdowns. Greatest time to be alive. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837

The 2020's have so far been a decade of utter stupidity. In this instant, destroying our own cities because the media wanted you to. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837

Disney was the greatest of all time, but all that is good must come to an end; even if it is entirely unnecessary and brought on by themselves.

Netflix did it again with yet another disaster of a film for the modern audience. Rebel Moon has got to be the worst movie produced to date, even worse than Battlefield Earth and Disney Star Wars combined. The "Strong Female of Power" trope has to end, it is pure hellfire cringe. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837

Ah yes, the publically funded BBC. The haters of indigenous populations and corrupters of entertainment. If the BBC had a leg to stand on when lecturing the general public, they'd need a crane to lift them out of that hole they dug themselves. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837

2023 has been a year of the worst entertainment. From Disney to the BBC, all the way to Canada's Global TV, everything has been terrible. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837

Wow, Doctor Who is an utter dumpster fire of a show. They even managed to get David Tennant to come back for the Star Beast and all they did was lecture him on the modern audience. What a complete and utter failure. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 #doctorwho #bbc #starbeast #davidtennant #catherinetate

It's Episode 2 of the reimagined Robin Hood. Not only did Director X appropriate British folklore, but he also directly ripped off Canadian lore too. What an absolute joke this show is. #robynhood #robinhood #directorx

It's Ahsoka Episode 8, the final of the series, and it was utter stupidity. Dave Filoni is not a "gifted" writer; he is a hack. This was terrible, on par with Witcher Blood Origin level terrible. Sabine is not a totally cool warrior of power and Ahsoka is some Gandalf Wizard, but Thrawn, wow, what a really intelligent smart leader. Very big brain. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 #disney #disneystarwars #starwars #ahsoka #thrawn

It's episode 6 of Ahsoka, and wow, it just gets worse. You've got to be a real kind of smooth brain to gobble up this level of plot convenience. Sabine lost on planet - Sabine find turtle Hobbit - turtle Hobbit knows Ezra - Sabine finds Ezra. If you want better writing, stop suckling the teet of Disney. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 #starwars #disney #disneystarwars #ahsoka #thrawn

It's episode 4 of Ahsoka, and wow it's still trash. How anyone is still defending Disney Star Wars is probably the reason there's a male fertility crisis currently occurring. #disney #disneystarwars #ahsoka #starwars

It's episode 3 of the "totally a success" show, Ahsoka. Wow, the last episode was all about convenience, but this one, they did us good with quite possibly the most boring thing I've seen since that fly episode in Breaking Bad. Nothing happens. #ahsoka #disney #disneystarwars #starwars

It's episode 2 of Disney Star Wars' attempt at making people care, but look out guys, there are very evil men about. #ahsoka #disney #disneystarwars

It's episode 1 of Disney Star Wars Ahsoka, and wow, if you weren't bored, you were cringing. I was promised by Dave Filoni a "religious experience" but all I got was longing for the Patriarchy. Ashoka episode 1 review #ahsoka #disney #disneystarwars #starwars

Sharknado, a film about sharks and tornados. Kind of a weird combination but strangely works. Thanks The Asylum for yet another example of why giving money to people who harvest the devil's lettuce always results in half baked ideas. From Wiki: Sharknado is a 2013 American made-for-television science fiction comedy disaster film directed by Anthony C. Ferrante. It tells about a waterspout that lifts sharks out of the ocean and deposits them in Los Angeles. #sharknado #shark #sharks #tornado #tornadoes #filmcritic #moviereview #badmovies

Hunter and Joe Biden find themselves in a race against time to defeat an alien invasion orchestrated by the evil alien Orange Man. From the National Mall, they came, and devastation they brought. But it all hindered on the exceptional talent of Hunter Biden and his Kazoo playing skills. Story by ChatGPT Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #chatgpt #ai #aliens #ufo #hunterbiden #joebiden #donaldtrump #trump #aistories #aistorytelling #extraterrestrial

Hunter and Joe Biden are in a race against time to defeat a Cornpop Orange Man republican alien invasion. Story by ChatGPT AI Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #chatgpt #ai #aliens #ufo #hunterbiden #joebiden #donaldtrump #trump #aistories #aistorytelling #extraterrestrial

In 2019, Jussie Smollett faked his own hate crime in downtown Chicago during the height of winter, blaming it all on the Orange Man and his Republican supporters. Big mistake, because it turns out that not only is he a mediocre actor, but he's also really dumb. Enjoy this documentary as we unravel a complex web of lies and deception... and all it took was an Uber ride #jussiesmollett #empire #nigeria #chicago

In 2019, Jussie Smollett hoaxed his own hate crime in downtown Chicago during the height of winter, blaming it all on the Orange Man and his Republican supporters. Big mistake, because it turns out that not only is he a mediocre actor, but he's also really dumb. Enjoy this documentary as we unravel a complex web of lies and deception... and all it took was an Uber ride Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #jussiesmollett #empire #nigeria #chicago

Titanic III is a film about the Titanic, but this time with ghosts. Titanic 6 6 6 (also known as Titanic Rises and Titanic 3) is a 2022 American supernatural horror film directed by Nick Lyon and produced by The Asylum. It is a sequel to Titanic II (2010) and stars Jamie Bamber and Keesha Sharp. It was released on Tubi in the United States on April 15, 2022, on the 110th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. The film received generally unfavorable reviews, and users on social media noted the film's similarity to Titanic (1997) and Studio 6 6 6 (2022). Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dashboard #titanic #titanic666 #titanic3 #horrormovie #filmcritic #moviereview #badmovies

Ben and Jerry's is an ice cream brand, but for some reason believes itself a political dictator where they can dictate to sovereign national governments how to implement policy. Why do they do it? No one knows, but for some reason, they keep on doing it... until the 4th of July that is where yet another 2023 boycott ensued. My Big Patreon Bois: Stephen P. Green Kooma Support me at: Patreon - patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #benandjerrys #politics #political #4thofjuly #america

Taika Waititi has made some great films, and also some utter garbage films, like Thor Love and Thunder. He must have been taking a big draw on a big fat one to come up with a completely unfunny script while remaining entirely generic at the same time, and they even had Christian Bale in it, and that guy is legit one of the greatest actors on earth but he couldn't save this trash. 3/10 would rather watch Amy Schumer talk about her vergerner. Patreon Bois: Stephen P. Green Koopa Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #thor #marvel #disney #disneymarvel #taikawaititi #chrishemsworth #christianbale #filmcritic #moviereview