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In 2019, Jussie Smollett hoaxed his own hate crime in downtown Chicago during the height of winter, blaming it all on the Orange Man and his Republican supporters. Big mistake, because it turns out that not only is he a mediocre actor, but he's also really dumb. Enjoy this documentary as we unravel a complex web of lies and deception... and all it took was an Uber ride Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #jussiesmollett #empire #nigeria #chicago

Titanic III is a film about the Titanic, but this time with ghosts. Titanic 6 6 6 (also known as Titanic Rises and Titanic 3) is a 2022 American supernatural horror film directed by Nick Lyon and produced by The Asylum. It is a sequel to Titanic II (2010) and stars Jamie Bamber and Keesha Sharp. It was released on Tubi in the United States on April 15, 2022, on the 110th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. The film received generally unfavorable reviews, and users on social media noted the film's similarity to Titanic (1997) and Studio 6 6 6 (2022). Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dashboard #titanic #titanic666 #titanic3 #horrormovie #filmcritic #moviereview #badmovies

Ben and Jerry's is an ice cream brand, but for some reason believes itself a political dictator where they can dictate to sovereign national governments how to implement policy. Why do they do it? No one knows, but for some reason, they keep on doing it... until the 4th of July that is where yet another 2023 boycott ensued. My Big Patreon Bois: Stephen P. Green Kooma Support me at: Patreon - patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #benandjerrys #politics #political #4thofjuly #america

Taika Waititi has made some great films, and also some utter garbage films, like Thor Love and Thunder. He must have been taking a big draw on a big fat one to come up with a completely unfunny script while remaining entirely generic at the same time, and they even had Christian Bale in it, and that guy is legit one of the greatest actors on earth but he couldn't save this trash. 3/10 would rather watch Amy Schumer talk about her vergerner. Patreon Bois: Stephen P. Green Koopa Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #thor #marvel #disney #disneymarvel #taikawaititi #chrishemsworth #christianbale #filmcritic #moviereview

Anheuser Busch, once a leading brand in beer, fell victim to ESG. Bud Light no longer is the King of Beers, and a very special partnership on instagram may be the reason. Welcome, to an LRCW special. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #budlight #anheuserbusch #budweiser

The Titanic sank over one hundred years ago, but some genius decided to build a new one, and then that sank too. Kind of sensing a pattern here. Bonus points if you can spot the CGI. From Wikipedia: Titanic II (also styled Titanic 2) is a 2010 American drama disaster film written, directed by and starring Shane Van Dyke, and distributed by The Asylum.[1][2] Despite the title, it is not a sequel to the 1997 critically acclaimed film, but is a mockbuster of it. It was released direct-to-TV in Australia on 7 August 2010. It premiered on Syfy, on Sky in the UK and Ireland on 9 August. It was released on 25 August in the United States to a critically negative response, though the film's ensemble cast performances, particularly that of Bruce Davison, received praise. The film is set on a fictional replica Titanic that sets off exactly 100 years after the original ship's maiden voyage to perform the reverse route, but global warming and the forces of nature cause history to repeat itself on the same night, only on a more disastrous and deadly scale. Massive big time thanks to my main Patreon Bois: Stephen P. Green Koopa Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 Buy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/crapwriting #titanic #jamescameron #moviereview #filmcritic #badmovies #bmovie #titanicstory

It's Ancient Aliens and yes, the wild west was literally an alien infested hell hole filled with spaceships that couldn't even take out a windmill. Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=94887837 #aliens #ufo #uap #historychannel #ancientaliens #ancienthistory #wildwest

It's M. Night Shyamalan's Old, and oh dear Jebus, this guy cannot stop with the goofy plot lines. People go to a beach, age really fast, and totally die, but little do they know, they're actually all a part of an experiment by evil hotel guys. #mnightshyamalan #old #moviereview #badmovies #filmcritic

Meet the Spartans is meant to be a 300 parody, but what it actually is, is the worst film ever made, and I have watched some films. #meetthespartans #badmovies #filmcritic #moviereview #300 #spoof #spoofmovies #scarymovie

It's Episode one of Netflix's attempt at a documentary of Queen Cleopatra, and as you may suspect, it was utterly stupid. #queencleopatra #cleopatra #netflix #badshow #moviereview #woke #documentary #jadapinkettsmith

It's Ancient Aliens and it may be hard to believe, but dinosaurs are actually bioengineered aliens from space that got wiped out by an asteroid nuke. They were even around during caveman times playing tennis. #ancienthistory #ancientaliens #aliens #ufo #nuclearbomb #dinosaur #historychannel

The Velocipastor may seem a run-of-the-mill Jurassic Park, but you'd be mistaken. This is hands down the greatest film ever made. From a dinosaur love story, to laughing ninjas, prepare for an emotional rollercoaster #dinosaurs #velocipastor #velociraptor #moviereview #filmcritic #greatmovies #bestfilms #indiefilm

It's The Matrix Resurrections and well, they ruined it. Hands down one of the worst attempts at a cash grab going, but don't worry guys, they were really meta in the dialogue so it's all okay. I hope Keanu Reeves got paid a lot of money to overcome the pure cringe this writing is... #thematrix #thematrixresurrections #keanureeves #neo #trinity #simulation #badmovies #moviereview

It's Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey, and oh my god, what a waste of time this was. I mean, what was the point in this film? There was no plot at all just some random women who get killed to absolute death, and that's it. #winniethepooh #winniethepoohbloodandhoney #aamilne #badmovies #filmcritic #moviereview

Alien vs Predator is a franchise-defining film, as in it ruined everything. What a complete waste of everyone's time, including mine. This movie sucks, everyone who worked on it sucks, and if anything, I wanted the aliens to win so this film never got created. #filmcritic #badmovies #moviereview #alien #alienvspredator #aliens #avp #alienvspredatorrequiem #avp2 #avprequiem #ridleyscott

It's Alien vs Predator, that film that kinda really sucked. Just like the rest of the Alien Franchise after the first two, and the same with the Predator franchise. #alien #predator #alienvspredator #ridleyscott #filmcritic #badmovies #moviereview

It's The Happening by M.Night Shyamalan, and yes this film was so bad even Mark Wahlberg regretted doing it, and that guy was in The Planet of the Apes remake, which is almost as bad. Anyway, the trees hate us. #mnightshyamalan #thehappening #markwahlberg #filmcritic #badmovies #moviereview

It's the Human Centipede and oh my god, what the absolute hell is this? I mean, it isn't scary, nor particularly gory, it's just one of those films that makes you question why anyone bothered to make it #thehumancentipede #filmcritic #moviereview #badmovies

Birdemic 3 Sea Eagle is one of the worst films created. Not only was it poor in every aspect, but they also couldn't even get the basics of the pH scale right.

It's Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring, and oh my gawd I absolutely love this film, but after the amount of trash I have reviewed since beginning this channel (starting with the Rings of Power) I couldn't help but have some fun with my favourite film. #lordoftherings #fellowshipofthering #ringsofpower #peterjackson #tolkien

It's Black Panther Wakanda Forever and it sucked, big time. Not did the storyline provide a yawn, but half the scenes were pitch black...although I don't know if it was that or if I was alseep. In conclusion, I've seen better films produced in Uganda #marvel #disney #disneymarvel #blackpanther #filmcritic

It's Howard the Duck and apparently the first Marvel feature-length film... huh? Not only that, but how is this a PG? I mean, COME ON. Still, I'd rather take 20 Howard the Ducks than one Disney Marvel Phase 4 film. #howardtheduck #marvel #moviereview #filmcritic #aliens

It's Birdemic and oh my god, it is the best worst movie I've ever seen. From monsterous birds to a romantic love story for the ages, this film has it all. I laughed, cried, and even pooped myself a little. Watch it! #birdemic #moviereview #worstmovies #badmovies

It's Ancient Aliens and oh my god, those German fellas, they actually had help from aliens to win the war they lost with nuclear bombs and time travel Ancient Aliens Season 2 Episode 5 #worldwarII #worldwar2 #hitler #aliens #ancientaliens #historychannel #history

Remember Scooby Doo? Remember your childhood? Well, this abomination Velma, it's not made for you, it's made for the modern audience that consists of no one but themselves. Who'd have thought HBO, the guys who gave us Game of Thrones, churned out this utter gutter trash.