Let's Review Crap Writing

It's Battlefield Earth and no wonder it takes the crown of the worst film ever made. Who doesn't love an excessive use of Dutch Angles and stupid plot lines by a mediocre writer... L.Ron.Hubbard Also, Scientology is a real religion guys, it's not a tax scam, promise! #battlefieldearth #johntravolta #scientology

It's The Predator 2018 and oh god, it was terrible, but was totally an allegory for the BBC, and that rich guy who was working alone this entire time and there is no blackbook at all with names that require further investigation. #thepredator #predator #chrishansen #aliens

Hey, it's episode 4 of Netflix's failure of a show The Witcher Blood Origin. I just love the fact this show is called The Witcher but has 30 seconds of screen time for the Witcher to actually kill a monster. I love it and if you don't you're a bigot. #thewitcher #thewitcherbloodorigin #bloodorigin #netflix #henrycavill

Hey, it's episode 3 of The Witcher Blood Origins and wow, that dialogue is incredible, and so is the political messaging. I can't believe our ancestors did things, it's so sad, I go cri now

Hey, it's Episode 2 of Netflix's groundbreaking show, the Witcher Blood Origin. Is it just me, or does anyone else think this diversity and inclusion infestation is more important than writing an actual good show? Ha, yeah that's a joke. This show is trash #thewitcher #thewitcherbloodorigin #bloodorigin #netflix #henrycavill

Hey, it's episode 1 of the brand new Netflix abomination The Witcher Blood Origins. It's not just trash, it's big time trash! I'm sure this will add to the franchise and we'll all look back on it with fond memories. #witcher #bloodorigins #witcherbloodorigins #netflix #henrycavill

Hey, it's a Christmas review and oh boy, FX in collaboration with the BBC really screwed this one. 3 hours of illogical plot points mixed with edgy Peaky Blinders imitations, and about 20 minutes of ghosts at the end. Very scary, very boring, very edgy. #christmas #achristmascarol #fx #bbc #filmcritic

Ghostbusters 2016 absolutely destroyed everything about the originals. Not only is it not funny, but it's also cringe with a crap plot. You know what, doesn't matter because there will never sequel, thank God. #ghostbusters #ghostbuster2016 #ghosts

Hey it's Us, and a remarkable miss by Jordan Peele who is actually pretty decent when compared to the other trash found in the underbelly of Hollywood. Anyway, if he could actually explain these plot holes and how the film answered them, then I will take this video down and issue an apology... so I guess the video isn't ever coming down. #us #jordanpeele #moviereview #filmcritic

Hey, it's Terminator back with another installment to destroy the franchise. Wow, got to love the utter slap you get every time the movie producers want to ride the wave of great films... and instead of bothering to make anything good, they demolish everything that came before #terminator #terminatordarkfate #sarahconnor #arnoldschwarzenegger #moviereview #darkfate

Hey, it's Ancient Aliens from the History Channel, remember, that channel about literally history. Anyway, turns out insects could actually be aliens, and by God I absolutely believe it. #aliens #ancientaliens #ancienthistory #historychannel #ufo #alien

Hey, it's Jurassic World Dominion, and oh wow, I can't wait to see how badly they ruin Dinosaurs and the original Jurassic Park. Spoiler alert: it is utter trash #jurrassicworld #jurassicworlddominion #jurassicpark #chrispratt

Hey, it's yet another Disney Marvel Movie with that Captain Marvel lady who totally takes no oppression from that evil patriarchy. #disney #captainmarvel #disneymarvel #marvel #stanlee

Hey, Aliens, do you remember Alien? Well, don't watch this one because it is by far the worst of them all. #aliens #alien #aliencovenant #ridleyscott

Hey, remember Alien? Remember Aliens? Then oh boy, you'll love this illogical prequel that totally follows a very reasonable storyline...ya know, like a roast chicken coming back alive and all that. #alien #aliens #prometheus #ridleyscott

Hey, it's Star Wars, and finally, we've reached the end of female protagonist Rey...I hope. Follow the action where no one really dies and they just rehash old characters for nostalgia bait. Wow, it totally follows logical steps too. #starwars #riseofskywalker #rey #kyloren #disney #disneystarwars

Wow, it's Disney Star Wars, and they really nailed it with the representation (unless you're in China). Female Protagonist is really cool too, and totally needs absolutely no character development to be the best at everything. #starwars #disneystarwars #disney #rey #hansolo

Hey, it's the Last Jedi and wow, Female Protagonist Rey is still the best, but that Luke Skywalker, oh he's a grumpy old man these days. Wow, this film is literally just one giant feminist circle jerk session and just another vehicle for societal destructive propaganda. #starwars #rey #lukeskywalker #disney #disneystarwars

Hey, it's Moonfall, and wow, they really understand science in this film and WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, strong woman works out everything, immediately, because she's really smart and really funny. Nice to see Samwell Tarly has broken the typecasting by being pretty much the same character as he was in Game of Thrones

Hey, it's Bro's 2022, and wow, I've never seen anything so harmful toward gay people since the Church of England said "Gay Marriage will be the downfall of this country". The amount of spite and agenda in this trainwreck detracts from every bit of progression our society has made. Oh, and apparently straight men are the bad guys for not wanting a Mao'ist struggle session. Hands down worst film 2022 #bros #badmovies #badmoviereview

Morbius is straight-up an allegory for the dangers of Twilight. Not only that, it is straight-up a crap vampire film. #morbius #jaredleto #marvel #marvelstudios #sonypictures

Twilight is terrible, so let's retell the story for a whole 10 minutes Also, Vampires don't glitter

OH MY BALLS, do I really have to do videos for all episodes? It's only episode 1 and my IQ dropped 20 points. Poor Hulk, he spent so many years controlling his rage and learning to live with the beast inside him, only to be bested by rag-rage.

Ancient Aliens is one of the best shows on the HISTORY channel. If you thought our ancestors just happened to create art and were deeply religious, you're an idiot because it was all aliens obviously! Subscribe here, or on Youtube at "Let's Review Crap Writing"

Remember that Canadian guy who was totally being mean to people by telling them to clean their room? Jordan Peterson or something... Well, he stars in Don't Worry Darling as the physical embodiment of totally evil masculinity. Thanks, Olivia Wilde, I had no idea taking personal responsibility and being a grown-up was a really bad thing.