Extremely rare hip-hop vinyl single from 1996 by Duck Johnson and Eddie "The King" Faroo. Duck and King wrote this rap song after winning the Pizza Hut three on three tournament in 1995. Pizza Hut's tournament was a promotional campaign for the men's NCAA basketball tournament in which anyone could enter to compete to win a lifetime supply of pizza, mini basketballs, and Pizza Hut sunglasses. The undefeated Detroit locals Duck and King won the tournament as a two man team before they were ultimately disqualified for starting a fistfight after the championship game. The fight ended with a dozen people in the hospital including fans, cheerleaders, and all three referees in critical condition. Verse 1 and 2 and hook by Atomic Wax Verse 3 and 4 and beat by Hard Archive

I'm a timeless pimp slappin b*tches for justice.🥪 🔥Artwork, posters, t-shirts and all the good stuff: https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using combinations of live and digital tracks. Lyrics: I travel through the time space continuum, slapping the b*tches that had it coming to em. I'm a timeless pimp slapping b*tches for justice. When you stand before my backhand b**ch you can't touch this. I went to Queen Anne to make her my b**ch And stopped by Cleopatra just to show her my d*ck. I went to the declaration of Independence, to find some ladies and make you my descendants. F**k yeah b**ch it's a time machine It's a back hand pimp hand time machine It's a slap a b**ch back in time machine. It's the b**ch slap back hand makes the ladies scream. It's a Slap a b**ch back in time machine I use the back of my hand to knock a bitch to the past. And put some skank on it so it gets you there fast. And after they suture your smoocher I use the front of my hand to knock You back to the Future. It's a back hand pimp hand time machine It's a slap a b**ch back in time machine. It's the b**ch slap back hand makes the ladies scream. It's a Slap a b**ch back in time machine I'm the undefined original, Reaching you through digital. A fugitive from where I live a thought space criminal. Taking history straight off of the page, And out into the nuclear age, I'm back from the past to knock a b*tch to their backs, Cuz that sh*t is nuclear, atomic wax. Atomic Wax. f**k yeah you know how I do it It's a back hand pimp hand time machine It's a slap a b**ch back in time machine. It's the b**ch slap back hand makes the ladies scream. It's a Slap a b**ch back in time machine

"Enter The Destruct-o-P**" starring Kung Fu D*ck. KFD Part 3🥪 Kung Fu D*ck WILL RETURN IN: "Kung Fu D*ck Vs. F** Norris" 🔥Kung Fu d*ck artwork, posters, t-shirts and all the good stuff:🥪 https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ *Dedicated to the great Carl Weathers Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using combinations of live and digital. Lyrics: Destruct-o-p* was the baddest b* around. Take you to pound town and bruise you from the waist down. She was an evil b*, Didn't take no sh*. Turn that d* to mush with that afro, Everybody knows she's Destruct-o-p*. She had the Kung Fu kryptonite, that Kung Fu d* tonite. The only weakness for the Kung Fu d* was the Destruct-o-p* Kung Fu grip. Your in deep sh* d*, kung fu d* Get the f* up d*, get the f* up quick She gonna Grip this d* make you look like a b* with that kung fu grip oh yeah f* yeah D* was down and starting to fade, Struck by the grip that Destructo-puss made. He tried to get up but the vise was stuck, The Kung Fu d* was super f*. And as he was cornered and close to dead, Visions of his master went through his head. And he unlocked the key to the secret technique, handed down by his teacher for student to keep. The only way to break the Kung Fu grip, Was with the Kung Fu p* rip You ain't gonna beat this d*, kung Fu d* With that kung fu grip, kung fu d* P* rip with this d* make you look like a b* with that kung fu d* oh yeah f* yeah Kung Fu d* broke the hold and went outta control, He Threw a front kick to the b* and roundhouse to the t* And unleashed the d* to do some serious sh*. She curled like a viper and tried to unwind And Kung Fu d* slapped that b* back in time. And after he brought Destruct-o-p* to her knees, He went and had himself a nice ham and cheese. Oh the way of the d*! You ain't gonna beat this d*, kung Fu d* With that kung fu grip, kung fu d* P* rip with this d* make you look like a b* with that kung fu d* oh yeah

The long hard saga of Kung Fu D*ck continues....🥪 Part 2 Kung Fu D*ck WILL RETURN IN "Enter The Destructo-Pu$$". 🔥Kung Fu D*ck artwork, posters, t-shirts and all things in the way of the d*ck😎 https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using combinations of studio and digital. Lyrics: The Hong Kong Dong, Got off the boat from San Juan. His kung fu was strong, In the way of the dragon dong. He ran the chuds and the pimps. With a lethal fist. He made the city his b*tch, Until the day he crossed the Kun Fu d*ck. You ain't gonna beat this d*ck, With that weak ass sh*t. Front kick with this d*ck, make you look like a b*tch. With that kung Fu d*ck oh yeah yeah f**k yeah They went round for round in Chinatown, And burnt it down to the f**kin ground. A Halo storm of perfect form torn from the books of the Kung Fu born. With crushing chops and deadly kicks, Hong Kong Dong fell before the Kung Fu d*ck. You ain't gonna beat this d*ck, With that weak ass sh*t. Front kick with this d*ck, make you look like a b*tch. With that kung Fu d*ck oh yeah yeah f**k yeah Hong Kong Dong was almost beat to death, He went his whole life thinking he was the f**kin best. He thought he was tough but he didn't have sh*t compared to the way of the Kung Fu d*ck. Oh the way of the d*ck! You ain't gonna beat this d*ck, With that weak ass sh*t. Front kick with this d*ck, make you look like a b*tch. With that kung Fu d*ck oh yeah yeah f**k yeah! #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl

Part 1: the introduction of D*ck🥪 Kung Fu D*ck artwork, posters, t-shirts and all things in the way of the d*ck 🔥🔥🔥https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using studio and digital. Lyrics: Everybody knows I got that kung fu, Split a b*tch in half with the corner of my shoe. I got that chop, Uppercuts to the butts I'm impossible to stop. Ya know I throw those kicks, But my secret weapon is my Kung Fu d*ck. I got that, Kung Fu d*ck, I'll be Swinging that sh*t. Flip kick with this d*ck and make you look like a b*tch With my Kung Fu d*ck I slap that sh*t like I'm E. Honda, My fighting stance is the anaconda. I rain the pain with the main drain, To maim and shame like I'm Liu Kang. You think you're tough but you ain't got sh*t now kneel down before my Kung Fu d*ck Oh the way of the d*ck! I got that, Kung Fu d*ck, I'll be Swinging that sh*t. Flip kick with this d*ck and make you look like a b*tch With my Kung Fu d*ck Kung Fu d*ck Kung Fu d*ck Kung Fu d*ck #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords

Dedicated to the Godfather of Soul and the father's of few words... *Happy Father's Day!! 🔥Artwork, posters, t-shirts and all the good stuff: https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using combinations of live and digital. Lyrics: Verse B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, Chorus B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, Verse B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, Bridge B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape, Chorus B*tch I wear a cape, B*tch I wear a cape. #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #obscuristvinyl #fathersday

Dedicated to the news, media, reporters and journalists 🥪 🔥Artwork, posters and all the good stuff: https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using combinations of live and digital. Lyrics: You've been running that mouth all f**kin day. With All that bullsh*t you got nothing else to say. B*tch I'm gonna make you understand. I'm gonna slap you with the back of my ring hand. Shut it b*tch, you gotta shut it mouthy b*tch What time is it. It's time to f**kin shut it b*tch. I'm gonna make it sting, With all your b*tchin and moaning you don't hear a f**kin thing. My eyes are cloudy and my hair is turning white. What do I got to do to get some peace tonight. It's like you don't sleep and my blood pressure is soaring high I got to b*tch slap that mouth before I f**kin die. Shut it b*tch, you gotta shut it mouthy b*tch What time is it. It's time to f**kin shut it b*tch. I'm gonna make it sting, With all your b*tchin and moaning you don't hear a f**kin thing. Oh yeah you got to shut it, shut that mouth you got to shut up b*tch, you need to shut that b*tch hole, tool of evil shut it b*tch damn you gotta shut it Your b*tch hole is on a rampage, I'm gonna have to do some damage. You make my ears bleed, listen to your f**kin greed, Were nothing is sacred, You think whatever you want you can take it. Shut it b*tch, you gotta shut it mouthy b*tch What time is it. It's time to f**kin shut it b*tch. I'm gonna make it sting, With all your b*tchin and moaning you don't hear a f**kin thing. Oh yeah stupid mouthy b*tch. I'm sick a listening to yer bullsh*t yeah Stupid mouthy b*tch Stupid mouthy b*tch #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl

Mama gonna beat that a**🥪 Artwork, posters, t-shirts and all the good stuff🔥 https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written produced and performed by Atomic Wax using studio and digital tracks. Lyrics: Ya think you're gonna get away, Get away with it You look at Mama crossed eyed, But she ain't gonna take that sh*t. You think yer a clever boy, Damn you better run fast, Cuz here she comes Mama gonna beat that ass. Mama ain't no fool, no Mama just ain't no fool. Oh yeah You think that you can talk back Now Mama gonna beat that ass. Oh you think you know some sh*t? Ya don't know nothin b*tch You think you got some schemes? Oh Ya think you got some sh*t that Mama never seen. You think yer smart, you think you gotta a chance Mama gonna find you and beat that ass. Cuz Mama ain't no fool, no Mama just ain't no fool. Oh yeah You think that you can get away with it Now Mamas gonna beat yer sh*t.oh yeah. Mama just ain't no fool, no. Mama just ain't no fool No Mama ain't no fool. Cuz Mama ain't no fool, no Mama just ain't no fool. Oh yeah You think that you can get away with that shit Mamas gonna beat yer sh*t. Mama's gonna beat that ass. Yeah oh [Chorus] Mama just ain't no fool, no. Mama just ain't no fool No Mama ain't no fool. You think yer smart, you think you gotta a chance Now Mama gonna beat that ass Mama gonna beat that ass.

Renaissance Rick Legit🥪 🔥🔥Artwork, posters all the good stuff! http://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using a mashup of live and digital. Lyrics: Ride around in my slammed out Hyundai With twin subs blasting Ariana Grande I'm the dungeon master on the f**kin attack Fully stocked inhaler in my dope ass fanny pack I get worked up and I'll start to wheeze B*tch Make that Whopper with extra cheese I stare too long into your mother's t*ts Cuz every day b*tch I'm f*ckin killin it Every day bitch I'm f*ckin killin it I'm the sh*t b*tch and I'm f*ckin killin it Don't step to this b*tch cuz everyday I'm killin it. Oh yeah b*tch I'm Killin it. They know I'm the f*ckin Master Of my domain In a terry cloth track top with minimal stains I Grow a kush crop but my dad's a cop Wave hello as I pass on my way to the GameStop. Your mom thinks that I'm the worst Keep one of her bras at all times in my man purse. Do things my way or I'll throw you a fit Cuz every day b*tch I'm f*ckin killin it Every day bitch I'm f*ckin killin it I'm the sh*t b*tch and I'm f*ckin killin it Don't step to this b*tch cuz everyday I'm killin it. Oh yeah b*tch I'm Killin it. Working as a ref for girls basketball Feel my authority as I make the call Don't talk back b*tch or it's technical time Pushing on number seven your going to the line Run up and down the court watch my belly bounce Buying beer for the kids and charge em by the ounce. When your mom says hi I kiss her on the lips Cuz every day b*tch I'm f*ckin killin it Every day bitch I'm f*ckin killin it I'm the sh*t b*tch and I'm f*ckin killin it Don't step to this b*tch cuz everyday I'm killin it. Oh yeah b*tch I'm Killin it. Everyday f*ckin I'm killin it Every day b*tch I'm f*ckin killin it #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl

Serk mer derk berch.🥪 Merch Berch🔥🔥🔥 https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using combinations of live and digital. Lyrics: Mahhhhhh rahhhhhhhh Garrrrtrr go grayyyyyyy Eeeee yahhhhhhhhhhh Jayyyyyyy errrrrrr rahhh My derk Berch Grahhhhhh fawweeww Eeeeeee recc orrrr veee Werk that Bert derk Grrrrrrahhh beeeeeee Weeknd rahhhhhhhh Feel my ferk dork Chorus Jah rah kah me outta my Jer ker ee weeeknd (Jah rah kah me outta my!) Weeknd jerk ferk Mahhhh soooko la Sukka me off ohhhh Sheeeet this Derk werk Berch Oh yeah Chorus Jah rah kah me outta my Jer ker ee weeeknd (Jah rah kah me outta my!) Weeknd jerk ferk Bridge Weeknd at Bert Merns Gar hara durr durr Weeknd at Bert Merns Jerrk mer dirk Berch Oh yeah weeeknd jerk werk Chorus Jah rah kah me outta my Jer ker ee weeeknd. (Jah rah kah me outta my!) Weeknd jerk ferk Oh ferk yerk berch #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip

'Smokin' Joe Player was a mainstay in the Chicago underground soul scene of the 70's and early 80's. Spinning hits from his debut album "Pound Town" he later ended up retiring from music for a successful career as a marriage counselor. 🔥🔥🔥Artwork, posters, t-shirts and all the good stuff: https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using studio and digital. Lyrics:🥪🥪🥪 B*tch please... Please.. please... Oh Make me a ham and cheese. B*tch please. So hungry, you know I'm famished oh yeah. We've been porkin for so long, damn girl, I really need a sandwich. Oh yeah I've been burning up all my electrolytes. Laying the pipe, To make you feel just right. Now b*tch I gotta have it, so give it to me, give it to me, oh yeah B*tch please... Please.. please... Oh Make me a ham and cheese. B*tch please. You know I'm chaffed a little and my ween is sore. Sore ween sore ween. I gotta lay down a little, to take you back to pound town. Pound Town pound town. And after I eat me a ham and cheese I'm going to get you back down on your knees yes oh yeah oh yeah So b*tch, please!! Please.. make me a ham and cheese B*tch, please.. make me a ham and cheese. B*tch please, b*tch please, You know I got to lay you down and take you back to pound town I need I need my sandwich girl, I'm getting weak in the knees give me that ham and cheese. B*tch I need that cheese!!! Give me that cheese b*tch!!! Please. Gonna give you a ticket girl, oh yeah a one way trip, a one way trip to pound town. oh b*tch I'm gonna shake it down. down down down all the way to pound town. All I need is that ham and cheese, b*tch get me that ham and cheese. How do you like that sh*t. how do you like that sh*t. how do you like that sh*t. B*tch please! I'm so hungry, gonna eat that sh*t before I pound that sh*t oh yeah b*tch please, b*tch please, b*tch please do #classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinyltrip #nostalgia #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl

Work that tenderloin.🥪 🔥Artwork, posters, t-shirts and all the good stuff: https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using live takes and digital . Lyrics: The time has come, tonight it's going down. Fisticuffs, fight night in your town. And you wanna be hot son, gonna be the champ. You gotta knock em face down, face down on the mat Ya wanna be big kid, throw those nuts a shot. Hit hard beneath the belt and show that b*tch what's what. You gotta Punch those nutz, oh yeah you better punch those nuts. Punch those nutz Punch those punk a** nuts oh yeah You get caught up kid you got one card left to play. Making all his ancestors feel the pain. Attack that sack, he'll forget his own name. Punch those nuts and we can call it a day. You gotta Punch those nuts. Oh yeah you gotta punch those nuts. Punch those nutz Punch those b*tch a** nuts. Yeah. Oh yeah you gotta work the groin, oh yeah Work the groin oh yeah Work the groin, f*ck yeah Smash that tender Smash that tenderloin You gotta Punch those nuts. Oh yeah you gotta punch those nuts Punch those b*tch a** nuts Punch those b*tch a** nuts. Yeah Attack that sack, that's right, that pain is here to stay. Attack that sack, Let em know this ain't his lucky day, no it ain't his lucky day yeah Punch those nuts Oh yeah you gotta punch those nutz. Punch those nuts Come on kid kid show em what year made of Punch those nuts. Yeah Punch those nuts Yeah yeah #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl

You wanna ride my whip?..🥪 Artwork, posters, t-shirts and all the good stuff available at 🔥🔥🔥 https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Written, produced, and performed by Atomic Wax using studio and digital. Lyrics: Setting sail, put the nose to the wind and the anchor in the tail. you want to ride on my ship, bring that ass and get on my whip, it's a whip ship b**** it's so long and firm hard to turn and steer from the bow to the stern You want to ride my whip? Put one hand on the wheel and you shift with this d*ck oh yeah Touch my whip, hold my whip, ride my ship with this d*ck oh f*ck yeah Take a ride on my whip ship Come sail with me darling Take a ride on my whip ship #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #obscureistvinyl

They're going to come back and stare at those sweet t**s.🥪 🔥 Posters, T-shirts, and all the gear🥪 https://atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/ Lyrics: Black Fridays on its way You little b**ches! You better make way for the grays oh yeah Punk a** b**ches! They're sharpening they're knives It's gonna be a steal those deals can't hide. Gonna stampede that Walmart, And run down your a** with a mad max shopping cart. Hard a** boomers, gonna save some cash. Gonna take some f**kin meds! Gonna take some meds and beat yo b**ch a**. b**ch yeah those sweet t*** They're gonna come back and stare at those sweet t*** Gonna take some f**kin meds! Gonna take some f**kin meds and save 3.50 on some oven mitts. Gonna kick your n*** and stare, And bust yo teeth for 5% off Tupperware. Hard a** boomers, gonna save some cash. Gonna take some b**er pills! Gonna take some b**er pills and beat yo b**ch a**. yeah those sweet t*** Buying two for one, Gonna c*t you just for fun. Black Fridays begun, B**ch you better know when to run. They're Swarming all the shops, When the social security check drops. Takes 20 stops to back that Corvette outta that parking spot. Hard a** boomers, oh yeah Oh yeah! Black Friday boomers, Gonna save some cash, Hard a** boomers gonna save some cash. Oh yeah Oh yeah those sweet t*** #classicvinyl #nostalgia #obscurerecords #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip