Honey, I'm A Hybrid Reptilian
The body of Jeffrey Alan Lash was found in a near perfect state of preservation, although left for two weeks in a car with closed windows, reaching inner temperatures over 120 degrees almost every day.
In the United States two different law enforcement agencies may be working on the same case without consulting one another. An undercover cop from one agency might become the target of a criminal investigation by another agency. Conflicting investigations usually remain hidden from the public eye. Except in the matter of Jeffrey Alan Lash, which may be the first case in which the cover was blown of a human reptilian hybrid working for our government.
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For reasons you are about to hear, authorities have not yet made full disclosure in the case of Jeffrey Alan Lash and most likely never will. But that must not prevent speculation. At first the FBI believed they had exposed a gun-running crime family operating out of Pacific Palisades, oddly reminiscent of the Manson family, because at first it appeared that one man was running a string of female mules. However the women he controlled were nothing like the teenage drifters caught in a counter culture cesspool at the Spahn Ranch, pressured into acts of violence by Charlie Manson. Instead they were fashionably dressed, independently wealthy business mavens from the upper crust of society, who up until the death of Mr. Lash had been able to keep secret the fact that they were trafficking in weapons and ammunition.
In the summer of 2015 the body of a human reptilian hybrid was recovered by California police in an upscale residential neighborhood. LAPD officers found the man whose name was Jeffrey Alan Lash sitting lifeless behind the wheel of one of his cars. He was oddly dessicated, almost mummified. His eyes were yellow. A trace on his license plate led the police to his home, a two thousand square foot condominium valued at one million dollars. The rooms in the condo were stacked to the ceiling with crates of brand new hand guns and rifles. Also recovered was a quarter million dollars in cash. In the garage they found an SUV with bullet proof glass which was also installed with special rubber gaskets, so that it could be driven underwater. Police soon learned from his housemate Catherine Nebron-Gorin, that Mr. Lash was a half breed and that his alien half was from a reptilian water world.
In her statement to the authorities Catherine claimed that Jeffrey was her fiancé. She revealed he was an undercover operator working for the Defense Intelligence Agency, or the D.I.A. Jeffrey had given her instructions in the case of his death. She was to don gloves and wrap his body in blankets, incorporated with dry ice. She was to park his car at a predetermined location, where his body would later be retrieved by black-ops cleaners. But for some reason his agency was never flagged, and his fiancé felt compelled to notify the LAPD.
Before Jeffrey was born, his father, a microbiologist, was working for Dr. Elmer Belt, a pioneer in sex change surgery. Belt was suspected of working secretly in the 1950's, splicing together the DNA of human and alien and creating new life. He convinced his lab assitant, Jeffrey's father, to raise the reptilian hybrid baby as his own child. Jeffrey himself confided his true nature to several of his closest female confidants. Like a true amphibian he was known to despise cooked meat. Rather than dining in he mostly ate at restautrants, and whether it be buffalo steak or filet mignon, he always requested his meat to be served raw.
As the firearm serial numbers were cross-checked one by one, it was discovered that all the weapons of Jeffrey Alan Lash had been lawfully obtained. The total came to twelve hundred firearms, every one of which was properly registered.
Mr. Lash was using the money of the women who believed in him, perhaps worshipped him, to amass an arsenal which may have been used to support clandestine American operations in foreign countries. Although it has been rumored that he died of cancer or of complications from chemical exposure during his early career in black operations, the autopsy report from the Los Angeles coroner determined the cause of death to be unknown.
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