You develop a strange vocabulary when you have been exposed to as many different cultures as I have. Those close to me refer to my weirdo vernacular as "Bluisms." Being trusted with another woman's children is a tremendous responsibility. One I did not take lightly. I am still their weirdo white mom and they are still, in their early forties, the light of my life.

I smoke therefore I am. I learned to drive with my knee when I was a wrestling mom of five wild-ass sons. #stonerchicks #gusballman #tattooedchicks #dippin