Trump Pledges to Make Crypto Great Again - Watch Out, Biden!

Move over, Captain America — there's a new superhero in town, and his name is Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed guardian of the crypto galaxy! Picture this: Trump, with his signature golden mane glistening under the fluorescent lights, stands shoulder to shoulder with Tooker in a video that's part comedy sketch, part epic rallying cry. In a scene worthy of an Oscar (or at least a meme), Trump vows to make crypto great again, promising to fight for the 50 million US crypto holders like they're his own Apprentice candidates. Forget trade wars and border walls; Trump is now laser-focused on blockchain battles! His master plan? To out-Biden Biden and turn every Bitcoin dip into a Rocketship to the Moon.
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