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thrasybulus Sources who were alive in the late 1990s say Bill Clinton liked younger women.
thrasybulus @SomeBitchIKnow has been dropping lots of old newspaper articles on her telegram about Epstein today.
thrasybulus Are our hostesses being "fashionably late" again?
thrasybulus Lack of response from @TheHoboScavenger @ShouldaLearnedATrade says they are.

MudderFetcher :r+catjam: :r+catjam: :r+catjam:
thrasybulus Teething problems Linux streaming style.

JQuickDraw Supporter Hello
thrasybulus We'll type louder then.
thrasybulus Welcome.

MudderFetcher I deserve it
thrasybulus Tetris takes me back. It's not Alleyway or Tecmo Bowl, but nostalgia.
thrasybulus There is also Non-Berry Compliant. Actually a real thing.
thrasybulus What's your new dog's name? Insert Name. Why? Accident ordering the tags, so we just went with it.
thrasybulus Moon chart tracking should be mandatory for a man in a relationship.
thrasybulus Werewolves are really just an allegory for womens hormones.

JQuickDraw Supporter I don't know, if I bled from my penis every month, I would probably track it lol.

MudderFetcher 5x5
thrasybulus @JQD It just means you need to use more lube.

MudderFetcher the women on their periods come down from the hill and attack the townspeople
thrasybulus The Berry Amendment has to do with where military gear is made. Often it amounts to made in the US or allied nation good, ChiCom made stuff bad.

RonGreen1 Speaking of whore moans, I saw a midget tranny prostitute in a pink dress walking down the street today. Only in the big city.🤣

MudderFetcher pretty sure a midget tranny prostitute is also called a Street Cookie
thrasybulus @MFer Is that because they often call themselves Cinnamon or something?

MudderFetcher I plead the 5th
thrasybulus @MFer It could also be calling Johns "Sugar" or something I guess.
thrasybulus Screwing someone else near the end, I can understand. Men don't sign up for marriage to be celibate. Abandoning her at the end of her life, not as cool.
thrasybulus In an evolutionary sense, extreme sickness was likely death anyway.
thrasybulus I'm not cheating, I'm interviewing for the position of my kids new stepmom. Honest.

MudderFetcher it's like that twitter circle thing only with more death
thrasybulus "For better or for worse, in sickness and in health, until death us do part." That's part of the oath. Keeping your oaths is a really important element to a functional society.

JQuickDraw Supporter Theists usually don't want people to get their needs met on the side when their spouse falls ill. Of course, they also don't care that prostitution actually helps the invalid and mentally ill.
thrasybulus @JQD Don't say that about Winky when he's not here to defend himself.

JQuickDraw Supporter Winky's a prostitute?

MudderFetcher Scottish Shortbread
thrasybulus I thought you were referring to him as mentally ill.

JQuickDraw Supporter Relying on Christianity is like the constitution. It either allowed us to get where we are now, or was powerless to stop it. Something new is needed.

RonGreen1 TheDimSide is now selling We ♥️ Winky bumper stickers.

JQuickDraw Supporter Wife sprains her ankle. Husband: "Are you okay? Maybe I should start looking for a new lover."
thrasybulus The problem with caregiver burnout might be that you are going through your own stuff and sometimes those ungrateful relatives just mooch off you and don't die fast enough.
thrasybulus Death certificates take time, best to have at least one joint account.
thrasybulus What is the commonlaw marriage law where @TheHoboEater lives?
thrasybulus You can share Prime, why not ebooks?

JQuickDraw Supporter Mugger to Beverly: "Unlock your phone." Beverly: "Okay." *3 hours later* Mugger: "What's taking so long???" Beverly: "I memorized pi to 30,000 places. Oh, now you distracted me. I have to start over."

RonGreen1 The Eskimos would just put grandma on a piece of floating ice and send her on her way.

MudderFetcher we should do that with politicians
thrasybulus Kittens will die without mom.

MudderFetcher our little Fuzzy only lived 2 years and it broke my heart
thrasybulus Lying and not saying something are not always the same thing.
thrasybulus Veganism is grounds for involuntary psychiatric treatment.
thrasybulus Try out parenting, if you don't like it, give it back to the stork.

RonGreen1 Free 30 day trial, or your money back.
thrasybulus Biological drive overrules lots of your high-falutin' concepts.

MudderFetcher there are matchmakers that specialize in people on the spectrum or with down syndrome etc.

TunedToKey Howdy
thrasybulus Diminished Capacity is sometimes used to say, you did this while inebriated, so less penalty.
thrasybulus The disease thing is a crime, except maybe in California.

MudderFetcher "Surprise I have the other genitals!" seems like a first date conversation lol

RonGreen1 I just married the woman for her retirement benefits.😂

JQuickDraw Supporter How to tell a possible long term partner you're trans? Being a smooth talker helps. "You know, it's funny that you ordered sausage at the restaurant..."
thrasybulus There is a thing about women choosing dangerous partners because they don't want to be bored.
thrasybulus VD is not taken seriously enough.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think women choosing dangerous partners is really misinterpreting their desire to find a man who can protect and provide. The typical bad boy stereotype exhibits strength and a take-charge attitude.

MudderFetcher Beverly always has dice within reach so she's NEVER bored

TunedToKey Hi Beverly Thisisalex, I'm Dad
thrasybulus Communist Broadcasting Station.

JQuickDraw Supporter Do it in the Atlantic accent. It's been a while.
thrasybulus Free Segueway: Maxwell's dad and brother were involved in trying to get the rights to Tetris.

JQuickDraw Supporter And they also groomed 13 year olds.

MudderFetcher we still don't have a client list

MudderFetcher and all of the photos/videos went *poof* via the FBI

RonGreen1 The underlyiing theme of the whole Epstein thing, is the world is run by degenerate perverts who believe everything revolves around their dicks.

JQuickDraw Supporter Epstein was degenerate, but Maxwell was the brains and did the "recruiting," and the purpose of the whole thing was to compromise powerful and famous people to do their bidding.
thrasybulus There was a Dave Rubin vid where someone was giving him the lowdown on what happened during his annual off-grid month and he was incredulous at the concpt people believed Epstein killed himself.
thrasybulus @Alex might look into Critter Cord.
thrasybulus Strength is a potential double edged sword. It can hurt you or protect you.
thrasybulus Sprinters are more muscular. They need the strength for force generation.

MudderFetcher I'm guessing The Ginger had to fill-out a character sheet to date Beverly

MudderFetcher "18 Dexterity? I think we can make this work."
thrasybulus Thinking about things before sleep is a good way to get your subconscious to work on it while you sleep.
thrasybulus Art imitates life, life imitates art, etc.

MudderFetcher always when Winky isn't here lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Once in th 90s, I thought about sleeping before going to sleep, and I got caught in a sleep loop for like 5 years.

JQuickDraw Supporter economic left ends with commnuism
thrasybulus Econ Left is more govt, more social welfare, etc.

RonGreen1 I like the Biden tax plan. The Hunter Biden tax plan that is.😂

JQuickDraw Supporter They launched a 19th century French parliamentarian into the sky.
thrasybulus Was Ballon involved in the Dreyfus Affair?

JQuickDraw Supporter Richard Dreyfus?
thrasybulus @JQD In 19th Century France?

JQuickDraw Supporter Well he went onto that alien craft, so maybe they can time travel.
thrasybulus Gay takes a demotion, but not a paycut.

MudderFetcher didn't get fired, didn't even get a pay cut ($900,000 per year if memory serves)

RonGreen1 Claudine Gay was just an affirmative action mascot.
thrasybulus Feeling safe is not a right anywhere.

MudderFetcher damnit Beverly stop seducing the internet

JQuickDraw Supporter So she was a plagiarist. That makes her fake and gay. Hey-yo
thrasybulus What scholarly rigor?

JQuickDraw Supporter It's Rigga, Beverly. You don't get to use the hard "R" if you're not named Gay.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, you make her sound like she's related to Thurston Howell III.

MudderFetcher first Orgasnort of the year coming

RonGreen1 Claudine Gay will now teach a computer class on how to copy and paste.
thrasybulus 1 book, 11 articles, 1 dissertation, like 50 acts of plagarism.
thrasybulus Harvard is a nonprofit.

MudderFetcher it was the phlegm but whatever it takes to do the voice is worth it
thrasybulus Up next: Scooby Dooby Doo reads the news.

MudderFetcher anyone who was playing the drinking game during the D&D talk, please call an ambulance
thrasybulus It's a really important strategic ocean pathway.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Know what's going on under my clothes? That's right. Nudity."

JQuickDraw Supporter Twitch has banned camel toe. It's a dark day, lads.
thrasybulus Ok, no underbust. So tube top then.

MudderFetcher Steam has plenty of horny games but they also have this magical new thing called Parental Controls

MudderFetcher Alex's boobs are on TV?

MudderFetcher as seen on TV

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex talks about her cleavage. Somewhere, Winky just jizzed his pants.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol
thrasybulus I for one am not wearing a bra either.
thrasybulus Twitch wants the money from sex content, but none of the issues that come with.

MudderFetcher each breast gets a separate ban
thrasybulus Start with largest known cup size and increase suspension for every size smaller.

MudderFetcher Tetris NES came out in 1989 for reference

JQuickDraw Supporter I saw the video of the programmer who wrote the code to play the game at superhuman speed, and it broke the game when it froze. This seems like a superhero level accomplishment.

MudderFetcher the kids video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9oVQ43j22g

JQuickDraw Supporter In fact, the very latest levels before the game freezes are ridiculously fast.

MudderFetcher about 22mins is level 29

JQuickDraw Supporter The "rolling technique" using several fingers tapping instead of just one. Tetris strategy, or sex move?

MudderFetcher damn hipster kids lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Wow she just looks like a bitch

JQuickDraw Supporter In that freeze frame she looks like she knows she's going to say something really dickish.

MudderFetcher video of the guy who invented the Rolling Technique: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV5DIZyqsaw

JQuickDraw Supporter Actually, on second thought, her face and her demeanor make me thing she's been drinking heavily before going on air.
thrasybulus 20 hours a week is like 3 hours a dad just playing tetris.
thrasybulus day
thrasybulus Balders Gate must be a giant aid for hair club for rogaine.
thrasybulus add

MudderFetcher when my wife gets into a game she'll play it for like 8 hours straight lol
thrasybulus ad (too tired, not typing right.)

JQuickDraw Supporter Maybe having geese as ushers would help. They would attack anyone making sound in the theater.
thrasybulus Just go to a movie theater in a black neighborhood. No one talks at all.

MudderFetcher I want subtitles and the ability to pause for another beer lol

MudderFetcher I just saw a post where someone had their laptop out in the theater

JQuickDraw Supporter If a show or movie is boring me at home, I will just stop watching.

JQuickDraw Supporter Bald-ers Gate - BALD-ers Gate. Get it?
thrasybulus Hair club for men and Rogaine are treatments for male patterened baldness.

JQuickDraw Supporter I know how to spell it, I was just following the original post's spelling in case it was part of the joke.
thrasybulus You are underestimating me.
thrasybulus Underestimating is good. As I was taught long ago, the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them. (Metaphorically and or literally).

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol
thrasybulus Only three decades? All your base are belong to us.
thrasybulus Milo?

JQuickDraw Supporter Milo Yan

MudderFetcher Milo

JQuickDraw Supporter This whole post is retarded. The same issue I had with the vaccine when they first came out with it (thank youCapt Warpspeed) is that it HASN'T BEEN FULLY TESTED YET. It's still experimental.

MudderFetcher ADE = Antibody-Dependent Enhancement
thrasybulus It means he tried to do something unconstitutional and failed. So that is quite possibly bad from a moral/legal perspective and a competency one.

JQuickDraw Supporter And it had hundreds of thousands of reports in the VAERS system. All other vaccines pulled off the market permanently had less than a hundred. That's the established science.

MudderFetcher basically the vaccine make the cells more susceptible to the virus

MudderFetcher when they did a study of the VAERS system it was less than 1% of events that got reported
thrasybulus What does he mean by "mass"?

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher Which is probably why they would yank vaccines with only a few hundred reports in VAERS.
thrasybulus Hasn't she been the Grey of Grey's Anatomy for twenty years?

JQuickDraw Supporter Their argument is full on communism. She thinks because of the amount of work she's done that equates to a high level of quality. You're not worth more just because you've done so much.
thrasybulus How much was the Friends cast making per episode?

MudderFetcher we probably need to know the races of their managers/agents

JQuickDraw Supporter The friends cast were making over a million per episode I think.
thrasybulus ER was a different network.
thrasybulus Most people would be happy to make 175k a year, not per episode, plus movie roles.
thrasybulus PP was the spinoff. It stated in 2007. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0972412/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_private%2520practice
thrasybulus To quote Joe Dirt, "It's not you, it's the coonsumer."

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex, meritocracy is like punctuality and logic - tools of the white patriarchy.

MudderFetcher we need a better class of plagiarist
thrasybulus Chose on merit? How dare you hate women and black people.

JQuickDraw Supporter Lamont? Wasn't that the name of the son in Sanford & Son?
thrasybulus How about choosing one of her plagarism victims? A conservative black woman Carol Swain.
thrasybulus Attacking the argument is not attacking the person.
thrasybulus Some people need to stop being whiny, cry-baby, bitches.

JQuickDraw Supporter I am so tired of this same argument used over and over. We can't have any technology that a bad person might be able to use to do bad things. You know, like various handheld tools, roads, water...
thrasybulus I care about my constiuents opinions. I'm actually totally up letters, emails and calls for and against to decide on the vote this afternoon.

RonGreen1 Women's shoes are the worst thing ever created. It allowed women to leave the kitchen and go outside. The world has gone downhill ever since women got shoes.

JQuickDraw Supporter And they spend so much of their husbands' money on their shoes.

JQuickDraw Supporter One pair is more than enough.
thrasybulus @RG1 They did need to occasionally walk to the outhouse.

JQuickDraw Supporter Wow I am so ready to join any mob, given half a chance hahaha

MudderFetcher Alabama has it figured out since nobody owns shoes

JQuickDraw Supporter I thought that was Appalachia

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, that's very capitalist of you. One glass of water should be enough, really.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Stop complaining. You had your cunts for the night."

MudderFetcher there was a bit in the middle....A Period Piece if you will

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JQuickDraw Supporter Jan 27th, The Hobbit

JQuickDraw Supporter lol

RonGreen1 Gnite all 👋

KingOfAllYetis Damn I missed

MudderFetcher Happy Orgasnort!

KingOfAllYetis It

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

JQuickDraw Supporter It sounds like a dirty pay-per-view. Orgasnort 2024
thrasybulus Night you estimators you!

MudderFetcher good night lovely people

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JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators

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