i'll let you know when i do satire+another seatbelt rant *non-libertarian

livin like a real OG
i ask myself this question every time i get behind the wheel
you wear your seatbelt outta habit
are seatbelts affective or are you just a goodie2shoes
why do you follow the rules
don't lie to yourself about what you do every day
libertarian talking points are wrong automatically
hand held device is undetectable cos it ain't a smartphone
libertarianism doesn't account for terribleness
the laws are not here to protect us but to protect them
so many are unaware of how much they've been propagandized
they can't ever tell you anything when there's money to be made off of tragedy
patriotism is for homosexualzzz
that seatbelt protects you and others
obedience to the state is all that matters
doing the right thing by not questioning the laws
don't sin in your own personal life all cos i think it's foolish