Paul Lemieux - Inside My Heart
This is one of my own that I tried to get through without train wrecking due to rustiness.
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Paul Lemieux - Baroquen Strings
Trying to get through this without train wrecking on my acoustic guitar due to rustiness. This is one of my own.
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JWPP - Dogs Don't Pee On Your Christmas Tree
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing their Christmas Classic "Dogs Don't Pee On Your Christmas Tree".
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JWPP - Bah Humbug!
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing their Christmas Classic "Bah Humbug".
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JWPP - Got Ebola (Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs Parody)
It still holds true. This is Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing their parody of Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs classic Wooly Bully).
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JWPP - At the Waffle House
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing "At the Waffle House"
http://www.jwpp-band.com/
At the Waffle House
It’s 3 o clock in the morning – where should I go?
I don’t want no dinner; I need some breakfast and a cup of Joe
There’s a place that’s just down the road I’m gonna go
To the Waffle House To the Waffle House
To the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House
It gets sketchy in the middle of the night But I ain’t no socialite
They got hash browns on the grill – they’re suitable to kill
With the large doses of cholesterol on your plate
You can get it vegetarian if you need, but it ain’t gonna help with your body weight
Get em scattered, smothered, covered; get em diced, peppered or chunked
Get em topped, capped, or country Get em all the way if you’re really drunk
You can rack up an $11 bill for just a plate of hashbrowns
At the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House
To the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House
They got stuff that’s dripping on the floor that would ‘orrify an herbivore
I like to get me some biscuits and gravy The waitress she’s kind of a hottie
She makes me act all randy and bawdy
So I’ll leave her a $2 tip Maybe she can buy some chips
At the waffle house At the waffle house
We’re gonna go to the waffle house At the waffle house
The waitress she’s no dog I’m gonna hunk a log
Compliments of the waffle house
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JWPP - Blood Cell
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing "Blood Cell"
http://www.jwpp-band.com/
Blood Cell
I’m a red blood cell. What’s going on?
There’s stuff protruding in my space. It’s a strange phenomenon
There’s something sticking through the walls of the veins that surround me
They’re cutting stuff out. What am I to do?
So I guess I’ll just sit here and watch; I’m gonna go and face my waterloo
It’s like I’ve been shanked by the surgeon. Shanked again and again.
In five or six places. Like a prisoner getting hit by a gangster’s inside men
It’s like a battleground inside of me
And it was not because of my stupidity
It could be worse, I could be cut from stem to stern instead of robotic surgery
Cut to pieces Cut to shreds
If they don’t give me some Vicodin
I’d feel I’d be better off dead
I need my pain pills
And lots of malted milk for me to drink
If my dogs don’t stop waking me up I’m going to drown them in the sink
I think I’d rather stay inside Paul’s body
And take my chances with the aftermath
I guess it’s better than going down the toilet
Or down the drain following a bath
It sucks to be a blood cell
At the mercy of everything you see
It would be worse to be some body parts that got removed during surgery
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Lemieux COVID FamJam - Love Is Like Oxygen (Sweet Cover)
Peter Lemieux (drums, vocals) and Paul Lemieux (guitar, bass, vocals) had too much time on our hands due to the ongoing lockdown. So using the limited gear we had (Peter was quarantining with us from CA, most of Paul's gear was at his drummer's house 40 miles away) we learned one of our favorite songs from the past by Sweet and recorded it then made a video of it. Sweet's bass player Steve Priest died right when we were thinking of doing this so we took it as a sign.
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Lemieux COVID FamJam - The Golden Age of Leather (Blue Oyster Cult Cover)
Peter Lemieux (drums, guitar, vocals) and Paul Lemieux (guitar, bass, vocals) had too much time on our hands due to the Wuhan flu. So using the limited gear we had (Peter was quarantining with us from CA, most of Paul's gear was at his drummer's house 40 miles away) we learned one of our favorite BOC songs and recorded it then made a video of it.
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JWPP - Sitting is the New Smoking
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing "Sitting is the New Smoking".
http://www.jwpp-band.com/
Sitting is the New Smoking
Sitting is the new smoking
You know, They’re not joking
Sitting is the new smoking
‘Cause if you're sitting
You might as well be smoking
Driving too fast; With your lights off; At night
Running with scissors; In the rain; Around the swimming pool
Unprotected sex; With your neighbor’s wife; In Haiti
Cooking bacon; In the kitchen at the stove; Without a shirt on
Sitting is the new smoking
Stroking is the new poking
Sitting is the new smoking
‘Cause if you're sitting
You might as well be smoking
Driving down the road; With your cell phone; Texting with your mother
Walking ‘cross the street; Without looking; In New Orleans
Laying in the sun; No sunscreen on; At the beach
Walking down the road; Near a construction site; With no shoes on
Here hold my beer
And Sasqwatch This
Driving your bike; With no hands; Going down the stairs
Bathing your cat; In the bathtub; While you’re naked
Saying “WOMAN” to your wife; When she’s mad at you; And she has a knife
Giving a milk bone; To a pit bull; Then taking it away
Sitting is the new smoking
You know, I’m not joking
Sitting is the new smoking
‘Cause if you're sitting
You might as well be smoking
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JWPP - Carpet Fluffer
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program doing Carpet Fluffer.
http://www.jwpp-band.com/
Carpet Fluffer
I got a carpet
It’s kind of flat
I don’t know why
It’s like that
I want to make it
Kind of shaggy now
I need the nap raised
I don’t know how
Carpet Fluffer
I think a rake
Will do the job
I grab the handle
It’s like a knob
I fluff my carpet
Fluff the nap right up
Fluff it up to the ceiling
And now it’s all fluffed up
Carpet Fluffer
I think my carpet
Is looking fine
I think I’ll sit here
And drink moonshine
It’s looking like
The nap was raised enough
I’m going to dance on my carpet
And make it all fucked up
Carpet Fluffer
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