JWPP - Carpet Fluffer

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program doing Carpet Fluffer.

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Carpet Fluffer

I got a carpet
It’s kind of flat
I don’t know why
It’s like that
I want to make it
Kind of shaggy now
I need the nap raised
I don’t know how

Carpet Fluffer

I think a rake
Will do the job
I grab the handle
It’s like a knob
I fluff my carpet
Fluff the nap right up
Fluff it up to the ceiling
And now it’s all fluffed up

Carpet Fluffer

I think my carpet
Is looking fine
I think I’ll sit here
And drink moonshine
It’s looking like
The nap was raised enough
I’m going to dance on my carpet
And make it all fucked up

Carpet Fluffer