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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE (DEMOCRATS DO) - The Shadow Banned
You can't rely on an election
to preserve your right to self-protection
from this Communist infection
So tune your ears for lie-detection
'cause
Gun's Don't Kill
CRIMINALS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
MURDERERS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
TERRORISTS DO!
AND GANGSTERS DO!
AND TRAFFICKERS DO!
AND PSYCHOPATHS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RADICALS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RIOTERS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RACISTS DO!
AND COMMUNISTS DO!
AND MARXISTS DO!
AND FASCISTS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill People
DEMOCRATS DO!
Don't believe in their utopia
unless you want to end up like Australia
impotent is how they want ya
trapped in razor wire like in Suspiria
Gun's Don't Kill
HYPOCRITES DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
LEFTISTS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
DICTATORS DO!
AND SCIENTISTS DO!
AND GLOBALISTS DO!
ENVIRONMENTALISTS TOO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RAPISTS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
PEDOPHILES DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
CULTISTS DO!
AND SATANISTS DO!
AND ABORTIONISTS DO!
AND SOCIALISTS TOO!
Gun's Don't Kill People
DEMOCRATS DO!
Marxism is a cult of death
de-populate the planet
Eugenics and experiments
Expendable!
Exploitable!
Gun's Don't Kill People
DEMOCRATS DO!
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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE (DEMOCRATS DO) - The Shadow Banned
You can't rely on an election
to preserve your right to self-protection
from this Communist infection
So tune your ears for lie-detection
'cause
Gun's Don't Kill
CRIMINALS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
MURDERERS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
TERRORISTS DO!
AND GANGSTERS DO!
AND TRAFFICKERS DO!
AND PSYCHOPATHS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RADICALS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RIOTERS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RACISTS DO!
AND COMMUNISTS DO!
AND MARXISTS DO!
AND FASCISTS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill People
DEMOCRATS DO!
Don't believe in their utopia
unless you want to end up like Australia
impotent is how they want ya
trapped in razor wire like in Suspiria
Gun's Don't Kill
HYPOCRITES DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
LEFTISTS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
DICTATORS DO!
AND SCIENTISTS DO!
AND GLOBALISTS DO!
ENVIRONMENTALISTS TOO!
Gun's Don't Kill
RAPISTS DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
PEDOPHILES DO!
Gun's Don't Kill
CULTISTS DO!
AND SATANISTS DO!
AND ABORTIONISTS DO!
AND SOCIALISTS TOO!
Gun's Don't Kill People
DEMOCRATS DO!
Marxism is a cult of death
de-populate the planet
Eugenics and experiments
Expendable!
Exploitable!
Gun's Don't Kill People
DEMOCRATS DO!
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MASS SHOOTERS HALL OF FAME - The Shadow Banned
Wrote this about two years ago. Interestingly enough, I decided to record it the morning of the July 13th. Premonition? In any case, I hope this song is as cathartic for you as it was for me.
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HE SHOT MY ARM OFF! - The Shadow Banned
He Shot My Arm Off! (LYRICS):
Thieves tried to rob a convenience store
in Norco, California
but the owner,
an eighty-year-old man
named Craig
wasn’t havin' it
he was watching the four bad guys
on his
security camera
when they rolled up in a stolen SUV
and when they entered his store
wearing ski masks and hoods
one of them with an assault rifle
pointed it in Craig's direction
But the old man was quick
and with a shotgun in hand
he pulled the trigger first
and struck one of the men
As the suspects fled the store the man who was hit
was heard screaming
“HE SHOT MY ARM OFF!”
“HE SHOT MY ARM OFF!”
squealing like a little girl
and bleeding like a stuck pig
as the four bad guys scrambled back
into the stolen SUV
the only thing keeping
the bad guy’s arm
from hitting the ground
was his long-sleeved shirt!
it was probably a bird shot load
Craig hit him with
And not a buck double O
Otherwise the Bad Guy wouldn’t have an arm left
Or a life
bad guy got
Rosenbaumed!
Unfortunately, Craig had a heart attack the night of the shooting
due to the stress of the situation
possibly thinkin about the consequences
he might have to endure
from the California "justice" system
and their love for criminals.
Craig had a choice to make
to kill or be killed
Thankfully Craig recovered
And was back at his store in a matter of days
The security cameras got terrific footage
resulting in a viral video
And Craig got an unexpected
five minutes of fame
He later told a newscaster
“The guy pointed the gun right at me.
It was either him or me,
and I was a little bit faster.”
The Norco community
rallied around ol' Craig
an outpouring of support
a beautiful thing to see
“I support him a hundred percent."
one neighbor said
"He was acting in self-defense
He protected his life!"
I’m sending healing prayers to this man,
he went through enough!
The only ones that should’ve wound up in the hospital
are those useless thugs"
Another Neighbor said,
“People need to understand
that when someone is doing violence against you
you got a right to defend”
“He protected his business”
The newscaster said
"No! Get it right!
The neighbor said
"He protected his life!"
Craig survived an armed robbery
and a heart attack in one day
The man is a LEGEND
You've got to love a story like this
Craig should be an example
for the rest of us
It’s a shame more business owners don’t respond
the way he did
Play a stupid game, ya win a stupid prize!
(Pull that trigger Pull that trigger!)
rather than giving the criminals what they want.
(Pull that trigger Pull that trigger!)
Craig was commended
by the Sheriff's Department.
The video of the shooting
made him a celebrity.
People flocked to his store to congratulate him
and get a picture
and buy their own T-shirt
that read
“Don’t Mess with Norco,
We’ll shoot your arm off!”
Craig eventually passed away
in October of '22
he had owned that store since 1976.
Hard to believe
This all went down
in California,
maybe we can pitch it to Hollywood!
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THE LAST 4th OF JULY - The Shadow Banned
LYRICS
Squishy,
weak,
soft,
flaccid 'n' lame,
boring,
quiet,
soy milk,
low testosterone,
impossible burgers,
sugar free jello,
and sandals with socks,
un-American!
Those are words that come to mind
when I hear about the city of Parker
replacing their July 4th fireworks
with some stupid drones
flying outta in the sky
out of some concern
for alleged "dry conditions"
that our beloved fireworks will start a forest fire
Mark my words:
I’ll never go
to a drone light show
NO!!!!
I’ll never go
to a drone light show
NO!!!!
I’ll never ever go
to a drone light show
NO!!!!
I’ll never ever go
NEVER GONNA GO!
For as long as I live
you couldn’t pay me to watch your city’s drone display
we set off fireworks for a reason.
Explosions are the sound of FREEDOM!
KaBoom! KaBoom! KaBoom!
Did you hear that?!
Dang right ya did
That’s why your coffee table's still vibrating
Where's the kaboom from your silly-billy drone light show, huh??
When I think of our nation’s independence
and freedom
and Red, White & Blue
I think of an earth shattering KABOOM!
The sweetest sound in the world
To hell with that hushed, quiet, sugar free jello
commie drone garbage!
“Those drones…
floating in air
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there”
That’s not how the song goes!
It's commie revisionist history!
It’s just a smaller part of a bigger plan
to hollow-out American traditions
where the only smoke screen
is the environment
At least that's what they claim is the motivation
The first week of July is for flag waving Patriots
and the deafening sounds of our badass, bombastic fireworks!
And you can’t forget about the sweet smell of sulfur
Oh man! I love that burnt sulfur smell
That’s not something you can replace with a mechanical fairy!
If we let 'em get away with treating us like kids
you can guess what else they’re cooking up
Easter, Labor Day, Memorial Day
They’ll be coming for our food!
The commies want us to sit around a table
repent for the sins of our ancestors
Tofu turkey at Thanksgiving and Christmas
Only air-frying
No barbeques!
I’ll never go
to a drone light show
I’ll never go
NEVER GONNA GO!
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MAD SCIENTISTS (music video) - The Shadow Banned
Meme-montage music video for the track MAD SCIENTISTS, from the upcoming album "Thought Crimes."
LYRICS:
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
I thought these kinds of villains exist only in cartoons
but I was wrong!
They're probably wringing their hands,
laughing, "za vorld vill be MINE!!!"
Rubbing elbows with elites and progressives
Creating pseudo-science junk food to feed the masses
Turning the planet into their own laboratory
Making Guinea Pigs out of each and every one of us!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
You got Bill Gates buying farmland like it's going out of style
What for?
Data experts and mental health clinicians hired by the CDC,
and there's more!
Vaccine mandates shutting down society in Canada and "Down Under,"
as hapless idiots buy all the propaganda,
believing we'll be living in some Star Trek utopia
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
Mad Scientists taking over the world!
(bridge)
I thought these psychos existed in cartoons and horror films
but I was wrong!
Frankenstein "Frankenfood" GMO B.S.
turning us into the Toxic Avenger
A future of animal-human hybrids
and transgender bathrooms
While microchips and AI technology
hail the arrival of the Mark of The Beast!
Nanobots!
Vaccines!
Stem cells!
Gain of Function!
Eugenics!
"Plan-demics"!
Lockdowns!
CHEMICAL WARFARE!!!
NO COMPLAINCE!
NO SURRENDER!
NO COMPLAINCE!
NO SURRENDER!
NO COMPLAINCE!
NO SURRENDER!
NO COMPLAINCE!
NO SURRENDER!
(lyrics and music by THE SHADOW BANNED 2024)
Please share & pass this song on, and let the globalists know that WE know what they're all about! And they won't win.
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We're not you're grandfather's conservative rock band.
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Hindsight 2020 (full debut album) by THE SHADOW BANNED
HINDSIGHT 2020 by The Shadow Banned (debut album)
written/recorded in 2020
*recorded in 2021
SIDE A (23:17)
00:00:00 Track 01. AN AMERICAN CORONA VIRUS TALE (7:32)
00:07:32 Track 02. THE SOCIAL DISTANCING SHUFFLE (6:20)
00:13:51 Track 03. GERMAPHOBIA (9:27)
SIDE B (21:48)
00:18:34 Track 01. CHINA TOWN NUGGETS (4:59)
00:28:16 Track 02. FAUX NEWS PANDEMIC (feat.Allie Beth Stuckey) (2:58)
00:31:14 Track 03. BARBARA FROM HARLEM/OPERATION PAINT DROP (4:48)
00:36:02 Track 04. SNITCHES GET STITCHES (4:18)
00:40:20 Track 05. BANNED FROM TWITTER* (4:45)
(running time 45:05)
Hindsight 2020 is aptly named as a means to "look back" at a year we'd probably rather forget. But forget we must not, lest we repeat history. This debut album is historical snapshot of a moment in history, taken with a snarl and a smirk. A mix of humor, personal testimony, moments in pandemic history, and cultural/political critique from that infamous year. First intended to be an EP, and then later a double album titled "The Corona Virus Chronicles," the entirety of all the demos from that year were never completed. This is what remains of what is The Shadow Banned's debut album. Time will tell if the other demos from that year will be released.
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GUNS DON'T KILL (DEMOCRATS DO) - The Shadow Banned
guns don't kill...evil people (like the ones listed in the song) do. simple
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ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL? (parody) - THE SHADOW BANNED
Original version by The Barbarians
1965
original lyrics by Geoffry Morris
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Thought Crimes (full 2024 album demo) by THE SHADOW BANNED
THE SHADOW BANNED - Thought Crimes TRACK LISTING:
side A
00:00:00 Track 01. I AM NOT A SHEEP (5:14)
00:05:14 Track 02. THE ANTI-WOKE DRILL INSTRUCTOR (5:54)
00:11:09 Track 03. TOXIC FEMININITY (5:58)
00:17:07 Track 04. HOLLYWOOD'S FULL OF LOSERS (6:30)
side B
00:23:38 Track 05. CLICKBAIT (06:29)
00:30:07 Track 06. I DON'T WANT TO RAISE FRAGILE KIDS (10:20)
00:40:27 Track 07. MAD SCIENTISTS (05:36)
00:46:03 Track 08. ALIENS (3:00)
running time : 49 minutes
recorded between 2021 & 2023
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GIRL SCOUT COOKIES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED - The Shadow Banned
Lyrics & Music by
THE SHADOW BANNED
(2019-2024)
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GERMAPHOBIA (early extended 2020 mix) - The Shadow Banned
Lyrics & Music by
THE SHADOW BANNED (2019-2024)
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CHINA TOWN NUGGETS - The Shadow Banned
based on a true COVID-19 lockdown story
Lyrics & Music by
THE SHADOW BANNED (2019-2024)
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THE ANTI-WOKE DRILL INSTRUCTOR (demo version) - The Shadow Banned
Lyrics & Music by THE SHADOW BANNED
2022
Image courtesy of https://www.wearethemighty.com/
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