HE SHOT MY ARM OFF! - The Shadow Banned

He Shot My Arm Off! (LYRICS):

Thieves tried to rob a convenience store
in Norco, California
but the owner,
an eighty-year-old man
named Craig
wasn’t havin' it
he was watching the four bad guys
on his
security camera
when they rolled up in a stolen SUV

and when they entered his store
wearing ski masks and hoods
one of them with an assault rifle
pointed it in Craig's direction
But the old man was quick
and with a shotgun in hand
he pulled the trigger first
and struck one of the men

As the suspects fled the store the man who was hit
was heard screaming
“HE SHOT MY ARM OFF!”
“HE SHOT MY ARM OFF!”
squealing like a little girl
and bleeding like a stuck pig
as the four bad guys scrambled back
into the stolen SUV

the only thing keeping
the bad guy’s arm
from hitting the ground
was his long-sleeved shirt!
it was probably a bird shot load
Craig hit him with
And not a buck double O
Otherwise the Bad Guy wouldn’t have an arm left
Or a life

bad guy got
Rosenbaumed! 

Unfortunately, Craig had a heart attack the night of the shooting
due to the stress of the situation
possibly thinkin about the consequences
he might have to endure
from the California "justice" system
and their love for criminals.

Craig had a choice to make
to kill or be killed
Thankfully Craig recovered
And was back at his store in a matter of days

The security cameras got terrific footage
resulting in a viral video
And Craig got an unexpected
five minutes of fame

He later told a newscaster
“The guy pointed the gun right at me.
It was either him or me,
and I was a little bit faster.”

The Norco community
rallied around ol' Craig
an outpouring of support
a beautiful thing to see

“I support him a hundred percent."
one neighbor said
"He was acting in self-defense
He protected his life!"

I’m sending healing prayers to this man,
he went through enough!
The only ones that should’ve wound up in the hospital
are those useless thugs"

Another Neighbor said,
“People need to understand
that when someone is doing violence against you
you got a right to defend”

“He protected his business”
The newscaster said
"No! Get it right!
The neighbor said
"He protected his life!"

Craig survived an armed robbery
and a heart attack in one day
The man is a LEGEND
You've got to love a story like this

Craig should be an example
for the rest of us
It’s a shame more business owners don’t respond
the way he did

Play a stupid game, ya win a stupid prize!
(Pull that trigger Pull that trigger!)
rather than giving the criminals what they want.
(Pull that trigger Pull that trigger!)

Craig was commended
by the Sheriff's Department.
The video of the shooting
made him a celebrity.

People flocked to his store to congratulate him
and get a picture
and buy their own T-shirt
that read
“Don’t Mess with Norco,
We’ll shoot your arm off!”

Craig eventually passed away
in October of '22
he had owned that store since 1976.
Hard to believe
This all went down
in California,
maybe we can pitch it to Hollywood!