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Kamala calls Trump...ensue laughter. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Rest In Peace Norm. Thanks for all the good times. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Damn, talk about post-game honesty... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Next time, maybe hold onto the gun buddy... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Usually, you have to PAY for a donkey show... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Well, I know this is a joke...but I'm afraid it will actually become real... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

I thought I told you to shut the damn water off! Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

I knew his approval rating was low...but damn! Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Ain't nothin better than a "preacher for the people" getting clowned by his people.. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

It ain't easy being Red in a sea of Blue... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Go ahead, try to tell a police officer how the law works... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

What are the odds of ricochet??? Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

If you're gonna hide after committing a crime...make sure you don't hide behind police officers Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Yeah buddy, I think you got the order reversed... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Kid comes across a crushing disappointment in a timeless classic.. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

THIS is how the liberal sausage is made... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Just when you think you're safe...you are! 2a all day! Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Pro Tip: it always goes wrong Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

What could possibly go wrong... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Everything sounds better in an English accent... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

We all know a caged bird don't sing...but how bout a caged lion? Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Dispatch? Yeah, somebody fucked up out here... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

This is how you guarantee your kids will need therapy... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

This dude is EXACTLY the type of person you'd prejudge as "that creepy guy who would be watching porn in public and not trying to hide it". Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

Always Check Your Clearance: Or, you can just ignore the fact that you're driving the biggest fucking freight truck possible and try to make an awkward turn onto a railroad. Your choice. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe