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All races come together to collectively say: nah. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Breaking into peoples houses ain’t smart… breaking into people’s houses while there’s 3 cops there? Even LESS smart. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

You think the first part is hysterical, wait til he calls her bro.... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

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That chair got Epstein'd. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Baseball is beautiful y'all. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

That dude at the end "knew it" LOL Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

PLAY STUPID GAMES... WIN STUPID PRIZES. SIMPLE AS THAT. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Incredible. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Leaves this idiot speechless! Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

LeBron James is getting destroyed by the internet for a tweet last week where he called out a Columbus police officer. Now, cops all over the nation are responding to his clown ass and it's fuckin GOLD, this one from Officer Nate Silvester is one of my favorites. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Ever wondered if Californians would support a triple mask federal mandate? Shoutout to James Klug, full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPn6k1VUFwg Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

This cat voted Trump. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Such a whacko.... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Numbers don't lie. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

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Play stupid games... Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Thurston County Sheriff's police dog Arlo has returned home after surviving being shot during a police chase and then multiple surgeries by veterinarians in Oregon. The chase happened Wednesday night as deputies pursued an armed driver along I-5 south into Grand Mound. In the moments after the chase ended, gunfire erupted leaving both the suspect and Arlo wounded. Arlo suffered a shot to his leg and another bullet that went into his shoulder and neck. He was rushed to a local veterinarian clinic where he had surgery to be stabilized, but it was discovered that one of the bullets was still lodged in Arlo near his spine. A second surgery was scheduled with veterinary specialists at Oregon State University in Corvallis, and Lacey fighters gave him a medical transport Thursday ahead of surgery on Friday. After a fever of 104 degrees was brought under control, surgeons removed the bullet from near his spine and fused his C-5, C-6 and C-7 Vertebrae together with screws and cement, Thurston County Sheriff's officials said. They also removed bone fragments from his spine and surrounding areas. Arlo now has 6 screws in his neck, but some bullet fragments had to be left behind that veterinarians say were too dangerous to reach but should not pose a threat. As for his leg wound, deputies said: "When they cleaned and inspected the bullet wound in the other leg, they were amazed at the lack of injury, saying that the bullet missed K-9 Arlo’s knee by less than a centimeter and that if it had hit the knee, amputation would have been likely." Arlo spent a few days recuperating at the hospital, then was brought back home via police escort to Thurston County. "Nearly the entire trip home K-9 Arlo and Deputy Turpin had a Police Escort with lights and sirens, starting from OSU by the OSU PD," deputies wrote. "When Deputy Turpin and K-9 Arlo arrived home, they were greeted by neighbors, friends, firefighters, fellow K-9 handlers from multiple organizations from local and surrounding counties and a multitude of law enforcement officers from all local agencies and surrounding county and police agencies. It was quite humbling! Arlo is currently at home resting with his family."

Imagine sucking at life this hard. Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

White House cuts virtual event feed after Biden says he's 'happy to take questions' from House Democrats. If he can't handle some basic Q&A, shit, you know they've got someone in there changin his diapers too.

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Blizzard cripples the entire state? Texans make do. Subscribe to The 'Merica Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Regular Karen comes in weekly and asks for a refund over the same issue. Subscribe to The 'Merica Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

Man goes off on neighbor who didn’t clean up after her dog. Subscribe to The 'Merica Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/

The Chicago Teachers Union posted a bizarre music video artistically expressing members' refusal to return to schools during the coronavirus pandemic unless it is "safe." Subscribe to The 'Merica Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there! https://themericanminute.substack.com/