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Where can I get me a ticket to this show?

Probably ask her more questions...in words next time Subscribe to The 'Merican Minute: a weekly newsletter that makes sure you don't miss the week's funniest bits of conservative internet out there!https://info.mericasclub.com/subscribe

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