StupidPeoplePodcast

Have you noticed an uptick in commercials in which women can’t stand even one whiff of body odor? Certainly, this a topic worth exploring in depth. There are so many ways we could have gone with this, but let’s just say the whole episode stinks, or, rather, it’s about stinks. It’s the pits and it’s about pits. Of course we cover some medical lingo that would have been useful during COVID, but that’s now passé, based on a recent poll! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here: https://www.crazydadstore.com Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. Please like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

What sets you off? Chris and Gary share what sets them off, but not before getting distracted by chiggers, those nasty little biters that make mosquitoes seem like welcome houseguests. We’re pretty sure we land on several events that trigger all guys everywhere, probably across cultures and nationalities, and we earnestly believe women don’t have the same reactions. Prove us wrong. Indeed, we hope you’re not triggered by distractions and diversions, because this episode is full of them. We challenge you to keep up! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here:⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. What will make a huge difference for us? Like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen:⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

In early 2024, we tragically lost an iconic gum brand. Where did gum originate from, and what were some of the stupidest brands out there for the last 120+ years? Then stupid Chris takes a brief foray into organic chemistry, because, why not? And then somehow, we end up invoking the sacred comedy troupe of Monty Python. Enjoy this episode while the co-hosts chew the fat, er, gum…whatever. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here:⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. Please like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen:⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

Our producer made us do an episode off the cuff. We do our best. Learn why you hate long company names. IBM, DKNY, CK. Then, of course, we do a diatribe on dentistry, but never mention the American Dental Association. So sue us. Very fast-paced, so hold onto that spit sink! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here: https://www.crazydadstore.com Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. What will make a huge difference for us? Like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

We start off with a cereal ad for people with dyslexia, and then slip into the funniest back-and-forth about cereals that you ever heard. That’s probably because you’ve never heard a back-and-forth about cereal before. Then, a bit of awful news about the Stupid People Party – because it can’t all be rainbows and unicorns. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here: https://www.crazydadstore.com Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. What will make a huge difference for us? Like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Yes, we went there. Find out how one man had a neurotic – and an erotic – fascination with cars. And in true Stupid People Podcast fashion, we take the story and run with it. What car models would be the most likely ones to have sex in? We promise, after hearing this episode’s fake commercial, you’ll never think of the Tesla the same way again. Derp. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here: https://www.crazydadstore.com Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. What will make a huge difference for us? Like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Do us a solid and listen to this episode! Truth be told, it could have been titled “Laughing Matter,” depending on whether you find it funny or not. Solid, liquid, gas, plasma (and not the blood plasma) – we take them all on in this miasma! When was the last time you combined a science lesson with farts? You’ll think we’re on a liquid diet…of alcohol. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here:⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. What will make a huge difference for us? Like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen:⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

Begin with a send-up and homage to Stan Lee. Continue with Valentine’s Day, and Women’s History Month. Add in a sprinkle of Lent and Easter. Finish off with the Ides of March and…Crazy Dad’s birthday! Learn some background about Julius Caesar and hear about one of the funniest gag gifts that are on Amazon right now. We finish off with a bribe so that you will vote for us for President…IF you live in Guam. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get the most efficient can and jar scrapers here: https://www.crazydadstore.com Cat food can scrapers now; larger can and jar scrapers due mid-late Spring 2024. What will make a huge difference for us? Like, subscribe, and share! Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Learn what it’s like for us to cruise with no safety net. Anything goes in this experimental routine that hopefully won’t be routine! Try to keep up, and let us know if you like this format-less format! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Funny riffs on car warning and hostess fun! Then: Chris relates his foundational incidents that laid the foundation for his stupidity: Stealing candy from a store and, much later, money from a mall fountain. Learning how to drive (Dad vs. Mom). Scalping David Bowie tickets. Hearing Dad’s F-bomb for the first time. Getting totally smashed with my best friend at 18 – and having to deal with the consequences. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Gary’s childhood injury. Sears Automotive. Car seats that don’t work. Garage door mishap. Sliding door handle. Car hatchback door. Pink tile grout. “Teaching” his daughter to curse. Wal-Mart encounter. Shoe issues. Clothing issues. Bonus: a short riff on condensed soup. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

The “On Death and Dying of Laughter” episode clearly was not enough for Chris and Gary, the show’s co-hosts. Funny and stupid headstones. Proposed names of Jeffrey Dahmer dishes. Gary seems to get confused between dying and diarrhea. What Chris wants to do if he’s given a week to live – or an entire year for that matter. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Chris almost goes postal on Gary when the Stupid People Party doesn’t even get a single vote at the Iowa Caucus. Chris becomes an election denier and concocts a conspiracy theory. The episode devolves into an explanation of Iowa Caucus food, and we end up suspending our campaign, but not the way one would think! Chris also reveals the sole funding source for our campaign. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Or you can email us at stupidpeoplepodcastshow@gmail.com. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/ Trump and Biden AI courtesy of https://tryparrotai.com

A funny fake ad on Chris gives Gary a little extra leash, and he does not disappoint! Nostradamus. Dentist who goes ape on a patient. Tommy Smothers, who died recently. Willie Colon, who is still alive. Sexual jeopardy. Phone calls on detective shows. Shingrix. Doing nothing (jobs, Tovala oven). Stupid lawsuits (Reese’s, Burger King, Red Bull, McDonald’s). Warning labels on condoms. Car washes. Forgetful wife stabs husband. Stolen home alarm system signs. (Chris interrupts with stollen and free-range chicken.) Hung Cao, Virginia senatorial candidate. USPS price increases. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Gary nearly dies of laughter just a few minutes into this episode. (It may help with the listening audience that “scrapers” = “skid marks,” at least where Gary grew up.) Benjamin Franklin wrote, “…in this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes.” Well, we’re not talking about taxes (yet), but we will be talking caskets, dead people being castrated for in a way that would make Julia Child retch (wretch that she was). Chris puts forth a hypothesis that could explain why suicide rates are increasing, and yet another to explain overeating, overdrinking, and screwing up our lives in general. These alone can explain a lot of stupid things in this world, and we think you should listen and weigh in. Just for fun, Gary adds a bit of a riff on what might happen if you cross an episode of Perry Mason with a very unpleasant diabetes drug side effect. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Chris attempts to speak in British and ends up in Irish – in what is definitely our most stupid introduction ever. But wait! There’s more. We follow that up with probably our most stupid and unintelligible ad ever. Gary makes some introductory swipes at advertisements, and then Chris does a deep-dive into one of the Otezla commercials (the one starring Ned, who has plaque psoriasis). Then hear about the Stupid People Party’s 2024 plan to pass the Stupid Commercial Act. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Your two stupid cohosts Chris and Gary never officially wanted a “stupider” podcast in 2024 than in 2023, but that’s the way it’s turning out. Chris’s New Year’s Eve turns into a New Year’s Heave – and he finally understands what an “end-to-end” solution means. Then he teaches his first (and probably last!) Bible lesson on Sodom, Lot, and Lot’s wife. (Yeah, being Lot’s wife was her lot in life.) We delve into the origins of sinister and dexterous, and polish off the episode by divulging our resolutions for 2024. And they’re not 640x480, 1024x768, or 1920x1080. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas:⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Leave us a note at⁠https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast⁠. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen:⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

This episode is a follow-up to Episode 21, where we explore the world of commercials like a plumber’s snake takes to a wasteline. How many of these brands, jingles, and taglines do YOU remember? If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

This episode is a follow-up to Episode 21, where we explore the world of commercials like a plumber’s snake takes to a wasteline. How many of these brands, jingles, and taglines do YOU remember? If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Why We’re on Santa’s Naughty List After hearing this episode, you’ll probably be wishing Santa had slay bells instead of sleigh bells. Stupid Chris and Stupid Gary dredge up wonderful, odd, and old Christmas memories about trees, lights, good and bad presents, pets, trains, and even the new Amazon Christmas commercial. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

This is without a doubt our limpest episode ever – because we discuss saltpeter and what it’s reported to do to the male body. We cover the gamut from gunpowder to gnome-sized appendages. Plus a free bonus: Gary cracks himself up. Chris maintains he was pretty cracked to begin with. Yes, folks, stupidity can come in small packages. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Leave us a note at https://www.facebook.com/stupidpeoplepodcast. It would make us smile. Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

This episode’s fake commercial deals with problem constipation, and Gary gets ahead of himself. Mashers and roués. This is the first episode out of several that will deal with iconic 70s and 80s commercials. They aren’t all stupid, but our takes on them are! Challenge your memory. Think of it as TV trivia – sort of. More fun than the Doublemint twins! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

(Apologies to Randy Newman.) Wienermobile update! Plus, various news items featuring stupid people and stupid journalism: Dead airline flight attendant who died with a sock in her mouth. Stupid “dry scooping” TikTok challenge victim. And a crazy Danish artist makes off with money he thinks is his for a piece of artwork that seems to us to be even stupider than standard contemporary art. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Burmese pythons, stink bugs, spotted lantern flies … oh my! This episode is educational and does a deep-dive into all those STUPID plants and animals that don’t belong in our neighborhoods – but end up there anyway. (What we forgot to talk about is our belief that stupid people should have their own species – Homo stupidus, perhaps?) If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

We bust the myth that running is exercise that doesn’t cost much – and we learn of Stupid Chris’slatest running accident – 5 days before a 10K. Also, we talk about a few horrible incidents of runners whose colons have exploded during their races. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas:⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen:⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠