StupidPeoplePodcast

(Apologies to Randy Newman.) Wienermobile update! Plus, various news items featuring stupid people and stupid journalism: Dead airline flight attendant who died with a sock in her mouth. Stupid “dry scooping” TikTok challenge victim. And a crazy Danish artist makes off with money he thinks is his for a piece of artwork that seems to us to be even stupider than standard contemporary art. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Burmese pythons, stink bugs, spotted lantern flies … oh my! This episode is educational and does a deep-dive into all those STUPID plants and animals that don’t belong in our neighborhoods – but end up there anyway. (What we forgot to talk about is our belief that stupid people should have their own species – Homo stupidus, perhaps?) If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

We bust the myth that running is exercise that doesn’t cost much – and we learn of Stupid Chris’slatest running accident – 5 days before a 10K. Also, we talk about a few horrible incidents of runners whose colons have exploded during their races. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas:⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen:⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

If you hate the sound (or even the sight) of people eating – the horrific slurping, gulping, crunching, and chomping – and the people who make those noises drive you into a state of utter disgust – then you probably have the stupid human condition called misophonia (translated literally, “hatred of sound”). Stupid Chris is a victim, so we thought we’d bring the condition to light by exploring how irrational it makes people. Go forth and eat quietly, followers! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Ketchup for the mobility-impaired. All things stupid about gas, gas stations, and gas brands, including, yes, Sinclair green dinosaur soap. And Stupid Chris talks about long trips with the “Tinkle Jar.” Then, because we can’t focus: Ayds, gelatin, nail polish, aluminum ice cube trays, Ex-Lax, and cap guns, old TV signoffs, and Trekkie stuff. Chris reveals his stupidity about car fluids. Cigarette machines and cigarettes. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

We propose a new sexy car model, then we follow that with our plan to eliminate car crash headlines that don’t tell the truth. Then, we go off on novelty license plates. Find out how Chris embarrassed himself by making a stupid joke about Gary’s novelty plate. And, finally, why are car manufacturers bringing back model names that were so horrible in the past? Then, as if this weren’t enough, we bring up random car topics. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Our send-off about the Bud Light disaster — followed by a much-needed alcohol-inspired law which we’ll enact if elected Co-President in 2024. After this much-too-long introduction, Stupid Gary and Stupid Chris trade stupid bar jokes. Surely a few will make you smile. If not, then you need to have a few! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Marilyn Monroe was way before our time, but Stupid Chris relates his 5-year-old memories of the JFK assassination — and it’s not at all what you might expect. Plus, Gary joins in as we discuss further planks in our 2024 Co-Presidential platform. We guarantee that you’ll be on board with most of these. Now if we can just find those mega-donors! If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas:⁠https://www.crazydadstore.com⁠ Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen:⁠https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/⁠

Stupid stuff from high school (including sex education). How Gary hid writing instruments. Chris’s English teacher reads from Playboy magazine and spanks students with “Tickler.” If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Stupids Gary and Chris reminisce about some of the formative events of their young lives. We find out why Gary is brain-addled, and what Chris brought into his 6th grade class. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Redd Foxx. Cursing. Teasers for upcoming episodes. Kars4Kids. Big Food. Tony Bennett homage. We Buy Ugly Houses. Weird pet habits. HRC’s plan for reparations. Bad pens. Stupid Gary predicts the end of the world. Attorney jokes. Siblings. Bridge and the “real” LOLs. Angi redux. Tombstones. USPS Postage. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Yes, Stupid Chris and Stupid Gary are officially declaring their co-candidacy for U.S. President, Constitution be damned! Our first platform involves legal retaliation against stupid drivers. But first: Gibberish about the mountain formerly known as Mt. McKinley. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Cleaning up mistakes we made in previous episodes. French vs. German languages. Plus, an important announcement. And much more. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

All the stupid things men go through when they have to use a public restroom. Introducing the DEFCON Levels of Excretion Panic. (Gary thinks I should trademark that!) If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Deer, racehorses, dogs, dog jokes, cats, and Gary’s way-too-long cat joke. True bestiality news item. Chris’s rationale for why PetSmart should sell leeches. This show is guaranteed to have you yakking up hairballs. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Happy 70th Birthday Vince! Who’s Vince? Play this episode to find out. We DEMOLISH those incessant (and stupid!) Balance of Nature commercials. Chris does a deep dive. Probably too deep of a dive, frankly. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

We apologize in advance for the rapid-fire stupid jokes, puns, send-offs, news headlines, insults, and random thoughts in this episode. To avoid staining your clothes, please don’t operate heavy machinery or drink coffee while listening. And certainly not at the same time. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

A podcast laced with acid, a potential new rival to the PGA (and the LIV); a violent doctor vs. dentist showdown; Gary’s typical debauchery; and a special guest: our beloved producer’s iPhone. Includes another fake ad and two examples of bad bank marketing. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

Chris and Gary reminisce about their dads ahead of Father’s Day, wax eloquently about their ancestry, and tease many upcoming Stupid People Podcast segments. Somewhere along the line, Gary throws in stupid sex jokes and Chris gets a D in Roman numerals. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/

In their first episode Stupid People Chris and Gary introduce their stupid selves Discussions on the stupidest commercials Why were Ambulances sent out by funeral homes in the past.... If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.instagram.com/txmbrr_music/